Megan Fox video

There's a video of Megan Fox floating around out there somewhere of her washing a car. Doesn't sound like too big of a deal, except for the fact that the video was made as her audition for the Transformers movie, and it was made by director Michael Bay. Here's a simple math problem for you: really hot girl looking for a movie role + director who controls her future = HOTNESS on the tape. You KNOW Meg at least covers herself in suds and sh*t in the video, but the question is...exactly how far does that video go? Possible sex tape with the director? Wouldn't be the first time I've heard of a chick hooking up with a man in power (or vice-versa, no worries ladies) to get ahead. The catch...both Meg and Michael are saying they have no idea what happened to the video.

Yeah. Bullsh*t. That thing is in Michael's personal porn collection, right next to all the other hot chicks he made do freaky sh*t for a role in his movie. Smart man. Totally perverted, but smart.

Naked chicks, Transformers undies, and MORE!!

Anna Kournikova may suck at tennis (and Enrique Iglesias...hey-ohhh!), but she sure knows how to rock a bikini. (smack)

Ricky Martin is livin' la vida daddy. (candy)

I'd put $20 down saying Shia LaBeouf wears Transformers underwear. (ayyyy)

Anna Faris has a nude scene in The House Bunny. Life is good. (POTP)

Matt Damon becomes a daddy for the second time, and the baby name isn't too bad! (gabby)

Jessica Simpson gives fellas (and some ladies) even more reason to drink. (bitten)

Mike Adamle will start wrestling soon?! (wrestling)

The Office Meets The Transformers

Rainn Wilson has signed on for the sequel of Transformers due out in 2009!! For any of you who don't know who this is, it's DWIGHT SCHRUTE from THE OFFICE!!! He's slated to play a college professor in the movie.... Rainn jokingly says, "A professor that turns into a car that turns into a robot." But I don't think its's too farfetched... that totally works for me....

Knight Rider is Coming Back!

All things old are hip again. (Except in the case of my grandma... she's old but just needs a new hip again.) Case in point -- "Knight Rider" is coming back! (cue wicked awesome Youtube clip:)



NBC is going to air the made for TV movie/pilot for a new "Knight Rider" show. It's being directed by Doug Liman, who also directed "The OC." Well I guess a car has just about as much charisma as Mischa Barton so it should work out fine.

Oh yeah. One more thing. KITT will now be a "shapeshifter" ala "Transformers." And they may go up against other shapeshifters as arch-enemies. Now if they could just somehow mix "The Snorks" into the equation, this could be the best 80's mash-up ever.