Brad and Angelina will show off their babies this Sunday, and MORE!!

The Hulkster says jail is making Nick Hogan a better man, and Nick likes jail! (smack)

Watch out now! Brangelina are exposing their new twins to the world this Sunday!!! (candy)

Kim Kardashian loves Mickey D's, and loves showing off her Quarter Pounders. (ayyyy)

John Mayer on roids?!?! (POTP)

Mini-Me talks about his...umm..."mini-me" (gabby)

Janice Dickinson tries to get a boyfriend through some carrot lovin' (bitten)

Jim Ross thinks WWE is giving away John Cena vs Batista too early? (wrestling)

Update on Mini Me

As if a sex tape isn't embarassing enough... now there are stories going around that Verne Troyer almost drowned in a bubble bath.. haha His ex, who also stars in the sex tape, released this interesting story to a British tabloid...

"While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him. Verne's voice is just like it is in the films and as he disappeared under the water, I heard this tiny yelp for help. I could just hear him crying, ‘Ranae, I can't see! Get me out, I'm drowning!' I was frantic and started to scoop the bubbles out so I could find him. The bath was only about 3ft deep but for someone of Verne's size it was like he'd fallen into the deep end of a swimming pool—and he CAN'T swim. I put my hand under and eventually felt his bald head and hauled him out. I couldn't believe I'd tried to do something sexy and ended up almost killing him. He looked like a drowned rat."

Poor Mini Me... he's just having one bad week...

Mini-Me stops sex tape distribution

Well anyone who was hoping to see some sweet midget porn starring Mini-Me himself, Verne Troyer, is out of luck. Verne sicked his lawyers onto TMZ and porn distributors and got a temporary restraining order on the sex tape that features him and his ex-girlfriend.

TMZ posted a 25-second snippet of the tape (which only showed him making out with her and him standing up by her legs) on Wednesday, but had to pull it down Friday once the restraining order was granted. The restraining order lasts through next Monday.

But the restraining order hasn't stopped porn distributors from trying to strike a deal with the pint-sized actor for the tape. Both SugarDVD and Kevin Blatt (who produced Paris Hilton's sex tape) are trying to convince Verne to sell the full 50-minute version.

Verne said his lawyers were doing their best to control the situation, but he also got confirmation from his friend (and fellow little person) Hornswoggle that he'd give the Tadpole Splash to anyone who violated the restraining order.

Mini Me Has a Sex Tape!!

Wow, I don't think I ever want to see it... haha

A Verne Troyer sex tape just found its way onto the internet.An agent is attempting to broker a 100k deal for it. Some think it was leaked on purpose to boost his career... I just can't see how seeing Verne naked would HELP his career... hahaha I saw all I needed to of Verne on Surreal Life...when he um peed openly and nakedly in front of the camera...