No alcohol = no clothes for Britney...and MORE!!!

Lindsay Lohan does it with her socks on. (smack)

Tara Reid not acting because of the Writer's Strike..that ended 8 months ago... (candy)

With sex rehab out of the way, maybe David Duchovny should check into rehab for anorexia. (ayyyy)

If you want Britney naked, just take away the alcohol! (POTP)

Holly Madison bowls for boobies. No, seriously. (gabby)

Madonna is cocked, locked, and ready to rock the red carpet. (bitten)

Marcia Brady LOVED the powder back in the day. (yuddy)

Mick Foley starring in sitcom?! (wrestling)

David Duchovny completes sex rehab

X-Files star David Duchovny is out of sex rehab after a two month stint, which still makes me laugh. His lawyer talked to usmagazine.com.

David has successfully completed his rehabilitation. He is out of rehab and will be starting a movie soon.

How funny would it be if there was a sex scene in this movie?

David Duchovny checks into rehab

Yes, X-Files fans. It's true. David Duchovny has checked into rehab, but not for drugs or alcohol. No sir, Davey-boy has a sex addiction! You know, as if this isn't funny enough, all I can think of is how much of a crush my 8th grade girlfriend had on him. That makes this story classic.