Perez Hilton Ashlee Simpson Twitter war

Here's a huge shocker -- Perez Hilton has gone and pissed off another celeb because of what he's written on Twitter and what he's put up on his website. Perez posted a story about Ashlee Simpson being a total bitch to Pete Wentz at one of his events over the weekend and the club Angels and Demons where she was wasted and started belittling him in front of everyone. Of course, Perez didn't just stop there -- he talked sh*t to Ash on Twitter and told her she should go to rehab (in lesser words.) Check out the exchange between the 2 of them. (I'll post Perez's 2 Tweets first since he started it like a little bitch, then Ashlee's will be underneath his.)

Perez Hilton bashes Michael Jackson

You wanna know the type of person Perez Hilton is? Minutes after finding out that Michael Jackson was rushed to the hospital for a heart attack and later died, Perez Hilton threw up the post you see below about the whole situation, then ripped it down. And you wanna know why I bash him so much? It's because he's a mother f*cking piece of sh*t who is an attention whore and only cares about himself. Karma's a bitch, Perez. You thought getting punched in the face was bad? You just opened up a whole can of worms that you'll NEVER forget about opening. Check out this f*ckbag's post below.

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Perez Hilton sues Black Eyed Peas' manager

You had to know this was gonna happen, considering Perez's douchebag ass needs to try and squeeze 30 minutes of fame out of about 5 seconds worth. The Drama Queen of All Media filed a lawsuit yesterday against Black Eyed Peas' manager Polo Molina for punching him in the face late Sunday night/early Monday morning at a club in Toronto. He's looking for more than $25,000 for battery and intentional infliction of emotional distress while trying to protect his rights to free speech. Perez said that his eye was injured and bleeding, and his damage claims include medical costs and damages due to "humiliation, mental anguish, and emotional and physical distress."

Are you kidding me? You got punched in the f*cking face and you barely have a mark from it -- SUCK IT UP YOU P*SSY! You f*cking started the fight and provoked whoever hit you to hit you, and now you're gonna cry like a f*cking pansy and talk about emotional and physical distress? YOUR EXISTANCE IS F*CKING DISTRESS -- GO THE HELL AWAY!

Perez Hilton half-assed apology

Yesterday I posted the video that the Drama Queen of All Media, Perez Hilton, posted in response to getting his ass handed to him at a Toronto night club early on Monday morning, and talked about how he demanded that GLAAD apologize to him for demanding an apology for using a gay-slur. It turns out Perez is backing down a bit and not asking for an apology, but offering up the most half-assed one I've ever seen, then pointing the finger at the media for not covering the story correctly.

Words can hurt. I know that very well, from both sides of the fence. The other night in Toronto, after feeling physically threatened by a verbally abusive will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas, I chose the most hurtful word I know to hurl at him. I was in an out-of-the ordinary situation and used a word that I would not utter under normal circumstances. I wanted to hurt him with the word I chose, not anyone else. Unfortunately, the one who got hurt was me and, subsequently, a lot of other people. I wish none of it had happened. I can't take it back. I did what I thought was best at the moment to stand up for myself in a non-violent yet still assertive way. Clearly, I am not homophobic. Also, I am not nor have I ever claimed to be a spokesperson for the gay community. I am just speaking for myself, a gay man. I have been extremely bothered by the reaction to my assault. Violence should never be condoned with such statements as 'It's Karma.' In fact, several television and radio shows over the past couple of days echoed the sentiment 'He had it coming'. Would they have said the same thing if I was a woman? Would I have 'deserved it' if I had been stabbed?

Dude, you didn't get stabbed and have your life threatened, you got popped in the face ONCE. So you bled a little bit -- BIG DEAL. I got punched randomly in a pizza parlor once by the OWNER. Did I sue? No. Why? Because I'm not a huge f*cking provoking p*ssy like you are. You DID have it coming because you PROVOKED him and knew what you were doing. Now quit whining like a f*cking baby.

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Perez Hilton video about Will.I.Am

So I wasn't going to post this, considering I'd only be playing into the drama queen's game of wanting to be the center of attention, but the dude is so fake and dramatic in this video that I couldn't stop laughing the entire time, and thought I'd give you all something to chuckle about. Check it out below.



Expect a mock video of this from me in the next couple of days, too. Jadd.I.Am is gonna have some fun with this one, mon freres.

Perez Hilton makes up lies about Will.I.Am

Perez Hilton JUST tweeted some horrid ass lies about Black Eyed Peas' member Will.I.Am. He didn't really give details, but his lying, attention whore ass kept asking for Toronto police and said that Will ended up "assaulting" him, making him bleed. Check out his Tweets below, texts sent from Will to Tila Tequila about the deal, AND a video response from Will himself. F*ck you, Perez.





Check out Will's video response right here -- Perez is a f*cking lying jackass.

Madonna blasts Perez Hilton

It's no secret that I'm not the biggest fan of Perez Hilton at all. That being said, he superly pissed off Madonna recently, and I'm smiling wider than The Joker because of it. I don't know whether Perez heard it or made the story up to try and get some attention, but he "reported" that while she's on tour this summer, Madonna will be dumping her kids off on Guy Ritchie. Madonna went ripsh*t and actually hit up Perez on Twitter to verbally lay the smack down.

@perezhilton what is this rubbish about me dumping my children off for the summer while Im on tour? They go where i go. -M

Of course, like the attention whore he is, he totally disregarded the fact that he pissed Madonna off and just jumped up and down like a little schoolgirl, posting, "Madonna talked to us! AGAIN! We still do a happy dance every time!" Perez, shut your annoying ass mouth before I said Miss California to kick you in the nuts with her heels.

A clarification on why I'm furious about Perez Hilton vs Miss California

While I was posting links, I hit up AmyGrindhouse to grab a link from her and decided to read her take on the whole Perez/Miss Cali situation. I think in my last post about this situation, I wasn't really clear as to why I'm pissed. I think Perez is a douchebag by proxy (meaning I'll always think he's a douche), and it has nothing to do with his sexual orientation. If you remember, I posted that everyone should shoot down Prop 8 and allow gay marriage to be legal not only in California, but all over. The following is the post that I threw up on Amy's page.

Here is where you may stop loving me (assuming you actually do hahaha).

Let me preface by saying, I’m all for equal rights and gay marriage and was pissed when Prop 8 was passed. That being said, Carrie answered the question honestly. That, I respect. Granted, she could’ve answered it a little more…less bluntly?

Here’s what pisses me off. Not that she can’t articulate well (opposite marriage? Isn’t that divorce?) or make sense (clearly there’s NO choice to have same sex or heterosexual marriages since only 4 states allow it), but that Perez offered alternate answers that DIDN’T answer the question. He pretty much said an acceptable answer would’ve been one that beat around the bush and avoided the question. THAT’S what sets me off.

So I'll actually AGREE with Perez that she could've answered the question differently, but by different I mean less harsh, not totally beating around the bush. Smell what I'm cookin' my peeps?

Miss California pisses off Perez Hilton at Miss USA pageant

I'm honestly trying to figure out why this is such a huge deal, but I shall blog about it anyway. During the Miss USA pageant that aired on Sunday night, Miss California was asked a question by Perez Hilton about whether she thinks same-sex marriage should be allowed in all states, considering Vermont just became the 4th state to allow it. To her credit, Miss California (Carrie Prejean) answered truthfully and honestly that she felt marriage was to be between only a man and a woman. Check out the video of it below.



Perez has sh*t posted all over the Internet and all over his website (which I REFUSE to link to here) saying how she could've answered the question correctly "as Miss USA and not as Carrie Prejean." Well I got a news flash, Perez. She WASN'T Miss USA yet, and every answer you said she could've given didn't answer the question!! Examples of Perez's answers were something like, "Well, Perez, that's a very good question and a relevant topic right now. I feel that it should be up to the states and the legislation to decide this, since it's such a hot and sensitive topic." THAT'S NOT ANSWERING THE QUESTION, IT'S AVOIDING IT!!

Long story short, Perez, if you don't wanna hear an answer you might not like, don't ask the f*cking question. You asked her the question and she answered it honest and straight up, then you give her sh*t for giving a straight answer and NOT giving a BS'ing avoiding answer? You're a f*cking tool.

N.O.R.E. is fighting everyone

N.O.R.E. has literally been fighting the world lately. The other day, he went into a Fatburger in Miami and ended up getting into a physical fight with a random customer who tried talking to him, and then once Perez Hilton posted the story and called him a douchebag, N.O.R.E. got in a Twitter fight (I can't believe I even just used that term...what a couple of p*ssies) with Perez. He ended up calling into the radio show Lip Service to straighten everything out.

When I call Perez a gay motherf---er, it's just one of my first rebuttals because everybody knows he loves c---. Ain't nothin' wrong with loving c---, I got friends who love c---, I done records with Kanye West, it's cool. I'm not saying he is gay, but if he is, he doesn't bother me at all...Let's just get off the gay part about him. I walk into Fatburger. Fatburger actually has vegeterian burgers, it's called veggie burgers, they actually serve it on wheat bread, which is what you're supposed to eat if you're vegan...I walk into Fatburger I had a great time, celebrating me fitting Gucci, I got a Gucci jacket, some Gucci shoes, a Gucci belt and a Gucci hat. This guy basically stops me, and he's like 'Yo have a drink with me.' So I'm tellin the dude, you know 'I don't really drink, and when I do drink, I don't drink this,' which he's showing me...some kind of cognac. The guy kept going at me, going at me, going at me. He had a drink in his hand. I don't know how the drink that he had in his hand necessarily ended up in his face, I'm not sure. [But] the drink suddenly ended in this guy's face. So, things happened. I actually never hit the guy, I swung, I tried to, but I don't think nobody can, like, charge me with 'attempt to swing.' I missed, but I have a friend who was with me, he connected very well. I think he hit all of them. But the four people that they arrested was the people that didn't do nothing, including me...I definitely don't know the yellow, cause the drink wasn't yellow, it was brown.

Well, when your career sucks and all else fails, create some drama!! Wait, did he just indirectly call Kanye gay?

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Perez Hilton got sued!

Reason #4,643,752 that we're better than Perez Hilton: WE DON'T GET SUED!

DJ Samantha Ronson (Lindsay Lohan's BFFL) sued Perez Hilton for defamation of character in the infamous car accident involving Lindsay Lohan last year. Samantha was in the passenger seat for the crash, and apparently that was enough cause for Perez to totally drag her name through the mud. I mean, we may make fun of some people, but we don't break them down like that!

Anyway, the defamation action and Perez is in the clear, so now Sam Ronson is suing the law firm she hired, saying they overpaid her. But that's just details, kids, because there's a math lesson to be learned out of all of this.

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