Sneak peek at Milla Jovovich's wedding...and MORE!!

Milla Jovovich wedding pics! (amygrindhouse)

Jasmine Fiore Playboy pics. (smack)

Twilight is putting out some weird ass novelties. (bedhead)

Miss Universe pics. (ayyyy)

Adam Lambert punts a dildo into the audience. (POTP)

Cameron Diaz dating Keanu Reeves? (gabby)

Brad Pitt slams Tom Cruise. (bitten)

Ring of Honor wrestler headed to WWE! (wrestling)

Jack Huston Eclipse

New Moon hasn't even come out from The Twilight Saga yet, but plans are already being made for the third installment, Eclipse. We just got word that Jack Huston has signed on to star in the flick next to Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner. Jack will play Royce King II, a human from the Great Depression era.

Rachelle Lefevre Bryce Dallas Howard Twilight

We got word a couple of days ago that Rachelle Lefevre will not be coming back as the villainous vampire Victoria in the 3rd installment of the Twilight saga, Eclipse. Rachelle was replaced with total cutie Bryce Dallas Howard, because of what Summit Entertainment (who is releasing all of the Twilight movies) called "scheduling conflicts." Rachelle being replaced was a huge shock to everyone -- but not as much as it was to her. Rachelle said yesterday that she was totally committed to Eclipse, and doesn't really know why she was replaced.

I turned down several other film opportunities and, in accordance with my contractual rights, accepted only roles that would involve very short shooting schedules. Although the production schedule for Eclipse is over three months long, Summit said they had a conflict during those 10 days and would not accommodate me. Given the length of filming for Eclipse, never did I fathom I would lose the role over a 10-day overlap.

Summit wasted no time in firing back at Rachelle's comments, offering their side of the story.

We at Summit Entertainment are disappointed by Rachelle Lefevre’s recent comments which attempt to make her career choices the fault of the studio. Her decision to discuss her version of the scheduling challenges publicly has forced the Studio to set the record straight and correct the facts. Contrary to Ms. Lefevre's statement, it is simply untrue that the studio dismissed her over a 10-day overlap. It is... instead about the fact that The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is an ensemble production that has to accommodate the schedules of numerous actors while respecting the established creative vision of the filmmaker and most importantly the story.

Sounds like a total mess, but bottom line is we totally have an upgrade for Victoria. Bryce is a f*cking KNOCKOUT, and looks a ton better than Rachelle. Tough break for Rachelle, but she should've been smarter.

Kellan Lutz scared of cougars

Kellan Lutz has been getting a sh*t ton of fan mail ever since starring in Twilight a few months ago, but it turns out it's not just from the tweenie boppers -- BUT ALSO THEIR MOMS! On top of that, Kellan said that some of the packages the mothers have sent have made him blush.

It has been strange, not because of the attention, which is of course flattering, but because of the age ranges. It’s from young teenagers all the way to their 40-year-old mothers! Those Twilight moms have made me blush more than once with the fan mail and the packages that they send.

I can only imagine what those 40-something skanks are sending him.

Kristen Stewart gets hate mail

You Twilight teeny boppers are f*cking crazy. Kristen Stewart has been getting a ton of hate mail lately from fans that think she's stringing her co-star Robert Pattinson along and is going to hurt him. Rumor has it that he and Kristen have had a nice little romance going on off-screen, but even while that's going on, Kristen is still dating her ugly ass boyfriend Michael Angarano. One of Kristen's friends is saying that she has a crush on Rob, but they're just friends, and that she cares a lot about both guys and doesn't want to hurt either of them.

Since I think Kristen is not really attractive at all, I've decided to make her look like a total dumbass in the pics below for all of you Bella-haters -- enjoy watching her eat it while running down a sidewalk!

New Moon poster released

This is the New Moon poster that was revealed yesterday. Does anyone else find it weird that Bella is holding onto Jacob's arm and not Edward's?

"New Moon" poster revealed

To our fans of the Twilight saga, peep the first of what I'm sure is going to be a sh*t ton of posters promotion the second movie in the saga, New Moon. It shows Jacob Black's werewolf friends. The flick is due out in theaters November 20.

Okay, now it's time for the lady vampires to go shirtless. Go ahead, I'll wait.

"Twilight" star Cam Gigandet is a father

Congratulations goes out to Twilight star Cam Gigandet and his girlfriend Dominique Geisendorff on the birth of their first child, a baby girl without a name yet. Yes, that's right, Cam said that there isn't a name for the child yet, but both the baby and Dominique are perfectly healthy and doing fine. Cam's father has said that wedding bells are definitely in their future, and "sooner or later, Dom will be our daughter-in-law."

Congrats again!!

Kim Kardashian wants to be in "Twilight"

Our friends at PopEater.com got the chance to sit down with Kim Kardashian and talk about some stuff, including getting her thoughts on fans saying she should be in the next Twilight movie.

I've never even heard of this. Yea, I would like die to be in Twilight ... being around all those hot guys. I want to be a vampire. I would be one that was probably nice -- no, I kind of want to be evil. I don't know what I'd want to be -- just a vampire. I didn't read (the Twilight books), but my little sisters are obsessed with Twilight.

I love that the only reason she'd want to be in the movie is because of the hot guys. I'm sure her boyfriend Reggie Bush loves hearing that.

Keira Knightley gets a mudhole stomped in her...and MORE!!!

Woo hoo!! Maxim's Hometown Hotties and old school Playmates here! (videoblogging)

Michael Douglas' "Hey, there's a finger up my bumhole!" look. (smack)

Bow to the Almighty Robert Pattinson. Seriously, do it. Twilight is a religion now. (agent)

Anne Hathaway buys her dresses from the half-off-rack. (ayyyy)

Check out the Bruno trailer here! (POTP)

How does Keira Knightley promote awareness of violence against women? Gets the sh*t kicked out of her in an ad. (gabby)

Snoop Dogg remixing Johnny Cash songs!! (bitten)

Edge heading to RAW?! (wrestling)

Mary Kate Olsen gets her vampire on...and MORE!!!

Erin Go Bragh! Now crack a Guinness and take a celeb poll!! (celeb news)

Jenna Jameson gives birth to twins! Doctors said they've never seen 2 babies slide out so easy. (smack)

Candy Kirby says goodbye to celeb blogging. BUT...follow her on The Laughing Stork! (candy)

Here's a gift for the ADD fans -- a sparkly dress with pockets! (ayyyy)

Is Mary Kate Olsen trying to land a role in the Twilight series? (POTP)

Get ready for Meltdown Britney v2.0! (gabby)

Taylor Swift rocks her "girl next door" look on a couple mag covers. (bitten)

Painkillers and steroids found in Andrew "Test" Martin's home. (wrestling)

Paris Hilton wants in New Moon

Now it makes sense why she's been verbally sucking off Robert Pattinson. Paris Hilton said she wants to be in the next movie of the Twilight series, New Moon. She's sick of everyone just thinking she's a big joke (for the record, I think she's a huge whore, not a joke) and wants to be taken seriously as an actress. She thinks she'd be perfect to play one of the vampires, but would even play a victim because she wants in so bad.

Honestly...I kinda think Paris would make a hot vampire. Then again, I have a thing for vampires so your 400-pound Aunt Bertha could probably be a hot vampire to me.

Dakota Fanning confirmed for "New Moon"

After weeks of speculation, it's been confirmed that Dakota Fanning will play the role of Jane in the sequel to Twilight called New Moon.

Umm....yeah, that's pretty much the story. Go make me some pancakes.

Third film in Twilight Saga announced

Everyone that's a fan of the Twilight series is already anticipating the second movie in the saga, New Moon, which is due out in theaters on November 20 of this year. Turns out they've decided to get a jump start on the third movie in the saga, as well, and Eclipse is slated to be out in theaters on June 30, 2010.

Sa-weet.

Nick Carter thinks marriage is a sham...and MORE!!!

Polls about celebrities are sexier than syrup on pancakes. (celeb news)

Renee Zellweger's face looks like some hasty pudding. (smack)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck throws on her best Pilgrim clothes to go medieval on Ashley Judd's ass. (candy)

Stephen King takes a nice steaming crap on the author of the Twilight series, Stephenie Meyer. (POTP)

Nick Carter wants to be a playa for life. (gabby)

Andy Dick admits booze f*cked him. Hard. (bitten)

Mickey Rourke to wrestle in TNA?! (wrestling)

"Twilight" hits theaters today

I'm more than sure that all of you Robert Pattinson fans have had this date marked on your calendar for a long time, but just a reminder that the phenomenon that is Twilight is in theaters today!