Dirty Quotes with Britney Spears

"C'mon baby, come get drunk with yo' sexy mama."

Kevin Federline reality show

Kevin Federline is in talks with VH1 about doing a reality show that follows his fat ass, his hot girlfriend who is too good-looking to be with him, Victoria Prince, and his two sons Sean Preston and Jayden James. Apparently Victoria is going to be a major part of the show too. She's not engaged to K-Fed yet (I heard he gave her an onion ring when he proposed, then he ate the thing because he couldn't go 10 minutes without food in his system), but apparently she lives with him full-time.

So what do you think it should be called? Chaotic v2.0? How about No One Gives a F*ck?

Britney's tour WILL go on!

We reported yesterday (in the link list I believe) that Britney Spears' tour was in danger of being cancelled because of Kevin Federline. Fear not, Britter's Critters -- the show WILL go on! The whole issue surrounded Brit and Kev's kids Sean Preston and Jayden James. Kev didn't want the kids to go with Britney on tour at all, which triggered Brit to threaten to cancel the tour if they couldn't come. But the 2 kids will travel with her for the entire length of the tour, so all is well!!

Good thing, too. There would've been A LOT of pissed off people if she cancelled it.

Sean Preston is the Next Tom Hanks?

Does this picture remind anyone else of the movie BIG or is it just me? :) How cute are Britney's kids?? She took them for a trip to FAO Schwarz yesterday.. a little early Christmas shopping.. jealous!

Britney's kids have potty mouths

Britney makes her return to the cover of Rolling Stone for next month's issue (looking effing SEXY if I do say so myself), and talks about how her two kids are her main focus right now. She also talks about how 3-year-old Sean Preston and 2-year-old Jayden James have developed quite the potty mouth.

They're staring to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says the F-word now sometimes. He doesn't get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids.

Throwin' K-Fed right under the bus!! Atta girl!! Take that, Father of the Year!