William Shatner pokes fun at Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin just resigned as the Governor of Alaska, and everyone's been taking their shots at her, including William Shatner, who made fun of her last night on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. Check out the video below.

Levi Johnston speaks on David Letterman/Palin family drama

Levi Johnston gave his opinion on the whole David Letterman/Palin family drama surrounding the joke that Dave cracked about one of the Palin daughters getting knocked up by Alex Rodriguez while Sarah was at a Yankees game. Dave is standing his ground that the joke was supposed to be about 18-year-old Bristol (who Levi knocked up out of wedlock), but Sarah happened to be at the game with her 14-year-old daughter Willow. Levi thinks it was just a huge misunderstanding.

I just think the joke maybe went too far. I don't think that David was trying to advocate any sexual misconduct of any nature.

The kid comes across as a total hick whenever he talks, but at least he's got some brains upstairs.

Video of David Letterman apology

I mentioned that David Letterman apologized to the Palin family on The Late Show in the earlier post about the Palin-ite douchebags trying to get David fired later on today, but I finally just got my hands on the video of David's apology. Check it out below.

Rally to fire David Letterman today

Even though David Letterman officially apologized to the entire Palin family last night during The Late Show (and a lengthy, heart-felt apology was definitely what it was), fans of the Palin family are staging a rally to fire David Letterman for later on today at 4:30pm at the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City. On top of that, they're asking people to write letters to CBS demanding that David gets fired. You can check out firedavidletterman.com for all the ridiculous bullsh*t about this.

Seriously? It was a joke. He was obviously directing it at Bristol (the 18-year-old) since her ass got knocked up out of wedlock and has a broken engagement right now, and he came out and apologized for the confusion. This is why no one can stand Sarah Palin -- she's a f*cking drama queen and so are her followers.

Hayden Panettiere lashes out at the media...and MORE!!!

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Hayden Panettiere apologizes for cellulite. (amygrindhouse)

Comedian Michael Roof dies. (VBT)

Miss Malibu Tami Farrell is the new Miss California. (smack)

Hello, Victoria Beckham's boobies. (bedhead)

Megan Fox shows some leg. (ayyyy)

Shanna Moakler's dumb ass wants her job back. (POTP)

Paris Hilton gives Susan Boyle tips on being famous. I'll stab my eyeballs out with a fork if Susan wears a miniskirt. (gabby)

More David Letterman/Sarah Palin drama -- he makes cracks about her 14-year-old daughter! (bitten)

WWE began Vickie Guerrero humiliation when she quit! (wrestling)

Sarah Palin pissed at David Letterman

David Letterman took a swipe or 10 at Sarah Palin on The Late Show on Tuesday night with his Top 10 list, which focused on Sarah Palin's recent trip to New York City (she was actually there for an autism event.) On the list (which you can see below), Dave pretty much called Sarah a slut. Probably being the least clever person ever, her response was, "What a commentary there. That's pretty pathetic, good ole David Letterman."

No, Sarah, you're sh*tty Alaskan comeback is what's pretty pathetic. Check out the list below.

Don't expect a Palin wedding!

Awwwww yeah! Let's hear it for children born out of wedlock! By now, you're all pretty familiar with the story of Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol and her baby-daddy Levi Johnston. Bristol got knocked up by Levi, and in my opinion, the two were pretty much forced/expected to get engaged and married by Bristol's parents because it was "the right thing to do." Their son Tripp was born on Dec 27 of last year, and it's just come out that their engagement has been broken off!! There's no details as to why, but Levi told reporters that it was a mutual breakup and they've know it was coming for a while. What's interesting is a source said that Bristol is every broken up over it.

Honestly, did anyone see these two getting married? It kinda seemed like Levi was just along for the ride of the Palin name fame, and he was really never interested in getting hitched to Bristol. But hey, have fun raising a daughter for the rest of your life, ya scumbag!

Megan from Rock of Love Charm School gets rocked while Destiny rocks a clothing line...and MORE!!!

Pics of Rock of Love Charm School mega-bitch Megan getting her ass handed to her by Sharon Osbourne!! (smack)

Carmen Electra takes off Fergie's skirt? (ayyyy)

LiLo and SamRo have another blowout on a flight after a New Year's Eve party. (POTP)

Sarah Palin comments on her daughter giving birth. (gabby)

Destiny from Rock of Love Charm School starts a clothing line. (bitten)

Randy Orton gets into an altercation with a fan during a match. (wrestling)

Sarah Palin moving to Wisteria Lane?

There's a chance you'll see Sarah Palin make an appearance on Desperate Housewives. Producer Marc Cherry is working on signing the former VP candidate to appear on the season finale of the show. And rumor has it her role could involve being President, since this season has been set 5 years into the future.

That'd be wild. I hope they dress her up in little to nothing like the other Housewives.

Rosie O'Donnell wants to chill with Sarah Palin

Rosie O'Donnell has come out and said she wants to grab a drink with former Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

I'd like to meet her kids. She seems like a pretty nice woman.

You gotta wonder if Sarah would go for it, though. Republicans are usually hardcore against gay marriage, and Rosie is married to a woman. But I suppose if Palin pisses her off, Rosie could always just eat her for lunch.

Celebrity alter-egos

It's not really that well-known, but tons of celebrities use alter-ego/alias names when they check into hotels purely for security reasons. For example, when Sarah Palin made her appearance on Saturday Night Live last month, she checked into her hotel as "Tina" (as in Fey...hey, look who has a sense of humor!) Check out other celebrity alter-egos right here.

Taylor Swift has a bun in the oven?!?!...and MORE!!!

Tina Fey retires Sarah Palin. (smack)

FOX news broadcaster accuses Obama supporters of smoking up?! (candy)

I am now a fan of the Scales of Justice. (ayyyy)

Proposition 8 passes -- gay marriage is once again banned in California. (POTP)

Now this is the most insane rumor I've ever heard -- Taylor Swift is pregnant?! (gabby)

Nikki Blonsky goes from being ugly in airports to Ugly Betty. (bitten)

WWE Smackdown superstar quits!!! (wrestling)

John McCain on SNL

I dropped the ball on this one big time. I meant to post it Monday, but got totally sidetracked. John McCain made 2 appearances on this past weekend's Saturday Night Live, even appearing with Tina Fey dressed up as Sarah Palin. News from backstage though is that McCain was a little standoff-ish toward her, and speculation is because he wasn't a fan of the jokes about Palin. But either way, check out his two skits below!

Lil' Wayne is still alive...and MORE!!!

Lil' Wayne may be a total douchebag, but he's not dead. (smack)

Joaquin Phoenix is a straight up dumbass. (candy)

If Mariah Carey ever had to save me from a fire, I'd rather burn to death. (ayyyy)

Karma is a bitch -- Simon Cowell's girlfriend dumps him! (POTP)

Sarah Palin may be more dumb than Joaquin Phoenix. (gabby)

Def Jam Executive VP kills himself. (bitten)

David Schwimmer shoots down Friends movie rumors, and kinda sounds like a douchebag in the process. (yuddy)

John Cena responds to HHH's comments about the WWE being all he has! (wrestling)

Obama and Palin land in video game

I never thought I'd see this in a million years, but Barack Obama and Sarah Palin will be downloadable characters in a new XBox 360 game called Mercenaries 2. There's something about Sarah Palin running around holding a rocket launcher that seems...frightening. Check out what I mean below.

Tina Fey and Sarah Palin BFF?

You would think that Sarah Palin would be a little hostile toward Tina Fey for mocking her for countless weeks on Saturday Night Live, but that's not the case. Nothing against the Governette, but she just seems like she'd have the opposite of a good sense of humor. But, apparently I was uber wrong.

When Sarah was actually on SNL a couple of weeks ago, she offered to have her daughter Bristol babysit Tina's daughter Alice. Now that was a very kind gesture, don't you think?

But seriously, like Tina Fey would want Sarah's 17-year-old knocked up daughter to spend ANY alone time with Alice. Hell, she'd probably be knocked up herself in the 90 minutes Bristol would be watching her!

Presidential Candidates go Cabbage Patch!

Jakks Pacific, Inc. has decided to make a Cabbage Patch Kid of each one of the candidates for the election next week! Check them out!

Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin:

Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain:

Democratic Vice Presidential Candidate Joe Biden:

Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama:

The Cabbage Patch dolls will be auctioned off for charity. Pretty cool, actually, and I'm not even that into politics!

Hilarious Obama/McCain Dance Off Video!!

Check it out!! It's hilarious (and good!)

Alicia Silverstone has officially lost her hotness...and MORE!!!

If DJ AM didn't almost die, I'd be more pissed that he's officially back together with Mandy Moore. (smack)

Alicia Silverstone's legs are so hairy she can't even shave it all off. (candy)

Oh sweet. The possible President of the United States looks like a polar bear cub. (ayyyy)

Photoshop rules! Obama and Palin on Dancing with the Stars!! (POTP)

Britney and the kiddies hit up the pumpkin patch! (gabby)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sarah Palin -- The MILF Tag Team Champions of the World. (bitten)

Bret Hart done with wrestling forever?! (wrestling

Remember when Tara Reid had a smokin body?..and MORE!!!

Poor Tara Reid. She looks so upset over her wonky stomach. (smack)

Raven-Symone gets loud...with caps lock...on her Myspace. WATCH OUT! (candy)

Chevy Chase lays the verbal smackdown on Sarah Palin. (POTP)

AC/DC fans buy tickets for their new tour to see them die? (gabby)

No way...Katie Holmes is a man!! (bitten)

Hello, creepy! Gwyneth Paltrow wears black to mourn Madonna's failed marriage. (yuddy)

Jim Ross comments on Ric Flair's possible return to the ring. (wrestling)