Melanie Griffith looks nothing like this anymore...and MORE!!!

AAAAAA HAHAHAHA!!! Mike Tyson is a fat f**k!!! (smack)

Aboriginals pissed that Nicole Kidman blew their instrument. I can't make this stuff up. (candy)

Antonio Banderas not happy with Melanie Griffith's looks? (ayyyy)

Kim Kardashian's look gets classier? (POTP)

Fall Out Boy members almost get arrested for throwing free concert. (gabby)

Dennis Quaid reaches settlement with Cedars-Sinai for his twins being overdosed. (bitten)

TNA announces new one-hour TV show! (wrestling)

Dennis Quaid defends himself against Meg Ryan

A couple of weeks ago, Meg Ryan chatted with InStyle magazine about her failed marriage to Dennis Quaid, talking about how he cheated on her for a long time, and how it was her fault because she stayed in the situation. Dennis recently spoke with the New York Daily News, and fired back at Meg.

It was eight years ago, and I find it unbelievable that Meg continues publicly to rehash and rewrite the story of our relationship. Also, I find it regrettable that our son, Jack, has to be reminded in a public way of the turmoil and pain that every child feels in a divorce.

I'm with Dennis, and not just because he's a guy. He admitted he was wrong and at fault, but seriously...it was 8 years ago. Move on with your life instead of just wallowing in your own self-pity.

Meg Ryan says ex-husband cheated

Meg Ryan is finally coming out about her failed marriage to actor Dennis Quaid, saying that he was pretty unfaithful to her for a while in the marriage. But while she's throwing him under the bus, she's taking some of the blame, too, saying that she isn't a victim because she was in the marriage for a long time.

One of the rumors about the reason for their divorce was because she was getting pretty close to Australian ass-kicker Russell Crowe, but she said that had nothing to do with it and she even broke ole Russell's heart.

No worries, though. She's actually pretty happy with her life now and loves living under the radar. (For the record, it took a few minutes for me to find a picture where Meg looks hot. She didn't really look fantastic in some of her more recent pics, but I applaud her for not botoxing it up.)