Keith Urban says Nicole Kidman not pregnant

Nicole Kidman was snapped in the pic above last week that sent everyone in a frenzy thinking she was pregnant. I'll admit, if I saw it instead of being in Connecticut doing illegal things and screaming "NEWS TEAM...ASSEMBLEEEEEE!" every 5 minutes, I'd think she was knocked up, too. But thankfully, my boy Keith Urban is setting the record straight.

No, not true. A little bit of tweaking (of photos) does that. If we were to have another child though we would be very happy but we are more then happy with Sunday. We feel very blessed to have one child.

I don't buy it. You can see the outline of her stomach through the dress. You fail at lying, Keith.

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban adopting

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are jumping on the band wagon that so many of their celebrity friends are on and are looking across seas to adopt a baby. Nicole and Keith have already started talking to Vietnamese authorities to star the process, and apparently the authorities have also been approached by the American Embassy.

Everyone is keeping this really hush-hush, so we don't even have info on whether they're looking to adopt a boy or a girl, but we do know that they're also checking into adopting a baby from Nicole's native Australia. Hope the dingo didn't eat the baby.

Nicole Kidman and Rubina Ali star in ginger ale commercial

Nicole Kidman and Slumdog Millionaire youngster Rubina Ali team up for a brand new commercial promoting Schweppes' ginger ale, with some traditional Indian dancing and dresses thrown in the mix. Check it out below!

Nicole Kidman wants Tom Cruise to have another baby

I'm assuming you're having the same "WTF?!" reaction after reading the title to this story as I did when I found out about it. Nicole Kidman is pretty much begging Tom Cruise to have another kid with Katie Holmes. Tom and Nicole's children really want a baby sister, and apparently Nicole doesn't want to be the one to push it out. She also had a little word of advice for Katie, giving her the heads up that the women in Tom's life are expected to "put on a beautiful dress and be seen and not heard."

Okay, I still think Tom is bat sh*t crazy, but what does that say about Nicole?! "Hi, ex-husband, PLEASE bang your wife and knock her up so our children can have a baby sister!" Yeah, I can't picture my Mom ever asking my Dad to have a kid with the lady he's married to now. I'm pretty convinced that Tom and anyone around him are just out of their f*cking gords.

Kendra Wilkinson doesn't know how to mail a letter...and MORE!!!

Pirated copy of X-Men Origins: Wolverine actually gets a professional review! (videoblogging)

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are getting divorced! (smack)

Billy Corgan is throwing it in Tila Tequila...with kissy faces along the way. (bedhead)

Nicole Kidman looks like she's seconds away from transforming into Swamp Thing and eat Keith Urban whole. (ayyyy)

I guarantee you Aubrey O'Day just gave Kathy Griffin mouth herpes. (POTP)

Tori Spelling and Chelsea Handler have fun with each other at the A-List Awards. (gabby)

Kendra Wilkinson doesn't know what a postage stamp is. (bitten)

JBL quits WWE! (wrestling)

Nicole Kidman hates her new film

Nicole Kidman's newest flick, Australia, has been bashed by the critics and has received horrible reviews. But no review could be worse than one person's -- Nicole herself.

I can't look at this movie and be proud of what I've done... I sat there, and I looked at Keith [Urban] and went, 'Am I any good in this movie?

I'd say if you have to ask your husband if you think you're any good, the answer is no. Nicole DID talk up her co-stars Hugh Jackman and Brandon Walters though, saying she thought they "were wonderful."

Melanie Griffith looks nothing like this anymore...and MORE!!!

AAAAAA HAHAHAHA!!! Mike Tyson is a fat f**k!!! (smack)

Aboriginals pissed that Nicole Kidman blew their instrument. I can't make this stuff up. (candy)

Antonio Banderas not happy with Melanie Griffith's looks? (ayyyy)

Kim Kardashian's look gets classier? (POTP)

Fall Out Boy members almost get arrested for throwing free concert. (gabby)

Dennis Quaid reaches settlement with Cedars-Sinai for his twins being overdosed. (bitten)

TNA announces new one-hour TV show! (wrestling)

Nicole Kidman emotional over daughter

If you want to meet a proud and happy mother, look no further than Nicole Kidman. Apparently, she's so happy and excited about her daughter, Sunday Rose, that it brings her to tears.

I'm raw and emotional. I cry even thinking of her. But they are tears of joy. Because I suppose I never thought I would get to to have it. To have been given it so late in life -- I'm so ready for it. I think giving birth to a child, as a woman, is what we're born to do. I don't mean that to sound sexist, because many women don't get to do it, and I thought I was one of them. But at the same time, if you are given that gift, it's an extraordinary thing.

Hmm...nothing like admitting that you: 1) Are a fantastic candidate for some pills to calm you down, and 2) Believe women are good for nothing more than popping babies out.

Sharon Osbourne calls out Nicole Kidman

I love Sharon Osbourne for so many reasons, mainly the fact that she's not afraid to tell it like it is and speak her mind. Well this time, she has something to say about Nicole Kidman. Nicole has said she's never gotten plastic surgery. Here's what Sharon thinks about it.

(She looks like) a f*cking flat-screen TV!

Sharon 1, Nicole 0.

Lauren Bacall takes a huge dump on Tom Cruise

In response to the Nicole Kidman interview in Elle magazine, Lauren Bacall decided to open her wrinkly old mouth and sound off on Tom Cruise and how he made Nicole unhappy.

Tom had taken off for Penelope Cruz or some G*d damn thing -- one of his more ridiculous moves. He is a maniac. I can't understand the way he conducts his life.

Well, as much as I agree with you Lauren, the thing I can't understand is why you're not wearing a turtleneck. Old lady cleavage IS NOT sexy.

Nicole Kidman speaks on Tom Cruise

Nicole Kidman chatted with Elle magazine and the subject of Tom Cruise and love came up.

I didn't foresee it, that you can meet somebody who you have a deep and more profound love with (talking about her relationship with Keith Urban.) I don't mean to take away anything with Tom, but I would hope that he has the same thing - I know he has the same thing with Katie. You move into a stage where you're able to be a more fuller person in your relationship. I want to be really careful with that because I don't want to take away from 11 years with that man that were really important. Really, for our kids -- they were amidst a lot of love. It wasn't bad. And now we're amidst a more evolved love.

I find it really weird that Tom was totally normal when he was with Nicole, but now that he's with Katie Holmes, he's an absolute effing nutcase. There's gotta be more to that than meets the eye, but I just don't give a rats ass about Tom's douchey self, so we'll never know.

Nicole Kidman knocked up by Fertility Water?...and MORE!!!

David Beckham channels his inner LL Cool J. (smack)

Clay Aiken and Sarah Palin share the same fashion sense. Clarah Paiken, anybody? (candy)

What stands out more on Lisa Rinna -- her fake lips, or her leopard print? (ayyyy)

Be nice to Lynne Spears the next time her teen daughter gets knocked up! She has feelings, too. (POTP)

What's the REAL reason Kim Kardashian is doing Dancing with the Stars? (gabby)

Nicole Kidman is pretty much the new Virgin Mary. (bitten)

Eric Bischoff starting new wrestling promotion? (wrestling)

Katie Holmes is blogging in cryptic code! (dontcallmejoey)

Swanton Bomb links!!!

Travis Barker's clothing company's video tribute to his agent. (smack)

Just call him Curious George W. Bush. (candy)

Nicole Kidman channels her inner Michael Jackson. Wait, what? (ayyyy)

Michael Phelps = Dr. McSwimmy (POTP)

Heather Mills blames us for her not disappearing. Insert joke about her having one leg here. (gabby)

Bill Clinton works his charm again, makes The View ladies fall in love. (bitten)

Undertaker injures himself at Smackdown taping?! (wrestling)

Hollywood's Most Overpaid Stars

Former lovebirds, Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, have topped Forbes' List of Most Overpaid Stars.. they based their list on the studio return a movie gets opposed to the salary of its leading star...

Unfortunately even though I liked THE INVASION, it COST almost 3 dollars for every dollar that went to Kidman for being in it. Insane!!
Next on the list was Jennifer Garner, whom I don't think I've ever seen star in anything great. Then comes Mr. Cruise... "For every dollar he was paid, Tom Cruise’s movies averaged $4 of gross income," which is just sad... he's always been a top name.. why?!

But I must say, he was awesome in Tropic Thunder.. he might be on the turn around..

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban ask paparazzi for privacy

While walking down the street with their newborn daughter, Sunday, Nicole and Keith asked the paparazzi around them not to snap pictures in her face.

She's tiny. She's like a doll, she's like a little, little thing. Just (don't photograph) right in her face or in our faces because it's scary for her.

They listened. See? The paparazzi get such a bad wrap but maybe all you need to do is just ask them not to snap pics. Don't always have to be a douchebag.

Nicole Kidman Gives Birth!

She and husband, Keith Urban, welcomed Sunday Rose Kidman Urban... haha a baby girl this morning.

"Husband Keith was by Nicole's side, and mother and baby are very well," said spokesman Paul Freundlich, who added that the couple were "delighted" to make the announcement. He also said the baby girl weighed 6 lbs., 7.5 oz.

Awwwww

Naomi Watts is Expecting

Doesn't it seem like she just had her baby?? Well one wasn't enough for Ms. Watts and Liev Schrieber... they are expecting baby 2 in the fall. Naomi is already 4 months pregnant!!! Her bff Nicole Kidman is due this summer so I'm sure Naomi and her already have many play dates planned for the future!

Keith Urban more gentle than Tom Cruise

At least, that's what Nicole Kidman says about her marriage to the country star. She says the marriage is very gentle, even though Keith had a substance abuse problem and with through rehab. Can't say I'm surprised though, considering her ex-husband is a Scientologist freak that's probably an alien and enjoys calling people Nazis.

Wow. I just realized exactly how much Tom Cruise went from hero to...suckfest.

Nicole Kidman Confirms She's Expecting!

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have confirmed they are expecting! She has has miscarriages in the past and didn't want to say anything until the right time. You know what is weird... Tom Cruise and Nicole were together for ten years and couldn't have children, it was though Tom was shooting blanks but when his current wife Katie Homes got pregnant everyone figured it must be Nicole not being able to get pregnant.. but now she is.. weird.