Patti Stanger is a man?

Look -- I'm not straight up saying that I think Patti Stanger is a transvestite...but if I did, could you blame me?

Patti Stanger Andy Friedman engaged

Congrats goes out to Millionaire Matchmaker star Patti Stanger and her longtime boyfriend Andy Friedman on finally agreeing to tie the knot. Andy proposed on her birthday, having a swan deliver the 4-carat diamond to her. Patti's ecstatic, but thinks it's was a long time coming.

I feel like it should have happened years ago, so I'm kind of shocked. I have a rule, if you go out for a year and he doesn't propose, it goes up a carat a year.

And it's reasons like that making me guess that the wedding either gets called off, or will end up in a real early divorce.