Christian Slater learns a life lesson

It might've taken him 39 years to realize this, but Christian Slater told Parade that his bad boys days are officially behind him. He admits that he was very cocky, self-absored, and suffered from an out-of-control ego back in the day, but he's realized that the world doesn't revolve around him.

Only 39 years for a Hollywood celebrity to realize they aren't God? That's gotta be some kind of record.

Christian Slater hitting the small screen

A big time actor is going to be jumping from the big screen to the small screen this Fall! Christian Slater stars in his own series on NBC called My Own Worst Enemy, where he plays a guy with a government-created split personality.

Let's just hope he leaves those horrible eyebrows behind. Ew.