Dirty Thoughts with Bronx Mowgli Wentz

"I'm embarrassed to be seen with you, Daddy. You look like a f*cktard in those sunglasses."

Ashlee Simpson shows off her son

I kinda feel bad for taking this picture off of Ashlee Simpson's Twitter page since she just wants to post a picture of her son, but at the same time, she's a celebrity in the limelight, so screw it. This is a picture she posted on her page a few hours ago of her and Bronx Mowgli.

He's cute. She's cute. Pete's lucky MF'er.

$20 says Miley Cyrus will get naked in her new car...and MORE!!!

Jerry Springer's Final Thought -- he's worthless. (smack)

Nobody wants to print pics of Ashlee and Pete's offspring. (candy)

Mickey Rourke just looks creepy. (ayyyy)

Hey Britney fans! The pop princess has a special message for you! (POTP)

Happy belated 16th birthday, Miley. Here's a Porsche. (gabby)

Sam Jackson ain't havin' no mother f**kin AA in his mother f**kin city. (bitten)

Snitsky and his gross ass teeth released!! (wrestling)

The reason behind Bronx Mowgli Wentz's name

Pete Wentz chatted with Ryan Seacrest on his radio show about being a father and all that jazz, and then the topic of the baby's name came up. Pete told Ryan that not a lot of people get what the name means and that people don't really know the story of why or how it came about. He said that he and Ashlee really bonded over the Jungle Book movie, and had tossed the name back and forth for a while.

I have my own theory. Mowgli definitely came from the Jungle Book, which is reason enough to shoot them. But I bet the gave the baby the first name Bronx because that's where Pete knocked Ashlee up...in the Bronx. I'm a bonafide genius -- bow down.