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Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's kids' names. (amygrindhouse)

Tanya Angus is the female version of Andre the Giant. (VBT)

Johnny Depp reaches into his pants to make you rich. (smack)

Looks like Robert Pattinson bathes in lube. (bedhead)

Rosario Dawson vs Marion Cotillard -- who's better in blue tile? (ayyyy)

More proof Kristen Stewart is just a total f*cking klutz. (POTP)

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi not making babies. (gabby)

Angelina Jolie is PISSED at Megan Fox. (bitten)

John Morrison basically says Raw sucks. (wrestling)

Ellen DeGeneres' commencement speech

By now you probably know that Ellen DeGeneres was asked to be the guest speaker at Tulane University's graduation just over a week ago. I actually didn't hear this until Friday night (shoutout to my boy Shawn Tempesta for bringing it to my attention), but totally laughed my ass off when I did. So I thought I'd throw it up here for all of you to enjoy. It's 10 minutes long, but it flies by and it's really funny. Makes me wish my college would've sprung for more than the dude that makes the Lottery prizes for the state. Lame.

Lindsay Lohan speaks about her break-up today on Ellen

In an episode that will air in about 30 mins (in the Eastern time zone, anyway), Lindsay Lohan is a guest on Ellen and talks about her break-up with Samantha Ronson for the very first time since it happened. Lindsay touches on it being obviously tough because it was in the public eye, but even tougher because she didn't realize they were breaking up. She said it literally happened out of nowhere, and Sam just dropped off the face of the planet and didn't talk to her for a week. Lindsay said now, she's just trying to focus on finding herself again.

You know when people are together so much it gets really difficult and you forget who you are because you're more concerned about being with the other person. I think it's been really good for me. I thought it would be so much harder and it hasn't been. My sister's been here with me. I really care about Samantha and we'll see what happens. Maybe when we're fully in the right place. And I love her.

I know she's easy to pick on because it's like open season on her ass 24-7-365, but I really do feel bad. She seems like such a hurtin' pup, and good for her on working to try and pick up the pieces and move on, and not just sitting there sulking like a baby complaining about how much her life sucks. I just hope Ellen gave her a cheeseburger or 10 backstage.

Andy Dick dodges the slammer...and MORE!!!

Voting for Idol may be x-rated, but taking celebrity polls isn't! (celeb news)

It's so lovely to see Britney in a bikini again. (smack)

Rachel Bilson could make a sexy lamp shade. (candy)

Paris practices her oral skills in public. On herself. (ayyyy)

Diddy tells Ellen why he let Chris Brown and Rihanna reunite at his house. (POTP)

Jennifer Aniston officially hates relationships. (gabby)

TMZ saves Andy Dick from jail! (bitten)

Danny Bonaduce wrestling for TNA?! (wrestling)

BONUS LINK: Britney tells everyone that her box is hanging out!! (smack)

Portia de Rossi not getting pregnant?

There were rumors about Ellen and Portia starting to think about moving to a barn somewhere around Nantucket to settle down and have children, but Portia is shooting down those rumors and calling them not true in the least.

(That story) could not be further from the truth ... That was just completely made up.

No matter what Ellen and Portia decide to do, they're still gonna kick ass either way. I'm a wicked big Ellen fan, and I'm not afraid to admit it.

Ellen and Portia want to procreate...and MORE!!!!

Coming soon: A poll on who hopes Chris Brown gets his ass kicked. (celeb news)

Ellen and Portia wanna have kids and cattle. (smack)

Nadya Suleman is doing a good job spending our tax dollars. (candy)

WTF is Katy Perry wearing? (ayyyy)

Why are we still talking about Jennifer Love Hewitt's weight? (POTP)

Has LiLo moved on to Lily Allen? (gabby)

Kingston Rossdale chills with the Beckhams. (bitten)

The Rock is electrifying Wrestlemania 25?!?! (wrestling)

Ellen ready to leave her show?

Ellen appears in the new Ladies' Home Journal and talks about a lot of things, including her marriage and her and Portia de Rossi's future. She got pretty emotional while talking about her wedding day, saying she never not she'd actually get to have one so it was just very emotional when it all happened. And as far as their future goes...

I don't need to be on camera. I'm not a workaholic. I love to spend time with my wife, my family, my animals... We're looking for the right place to have a farm. Someplace like Massachusetts or Nantucket, with seasons. We could get an 1800s farmhouse with land and rescue animals. Then I'm done.

Sounds like Ellen may be ready to dance her last dance. And it's well-deserved, she's spent 50 years of her life without being married, and she finally has wife. Kudos to her for putting her family first and being able to walk away and not regret it.

Speaking of Ellen...

If you're an Ellen fan, then you know that since she moved to her new studio, she's been trying to get George Clooney onto her show (His office is right next to her studio.) Well, in a segment that was recorded on Friday, she finally got him!! Check out a sneak peek of Ellen catching George below, then check out the full version today on TV (in 56 minutes, eastern time!)

Nicolette Sheridan denies dating David Spade

Even though they've been seen out in public together more than once, Nicolette Sheridan shot down rumors that she's dating David Spade when she appeared on Ellen the other day. Check out the video below, it's actually pretty funny and Nicolette calls Ryan Seacrest "gross." The dating convo stars around 3:20 (when Nicolette sits on Ellen's lap. No, seriously.)

Katy Perry is engaged...and MORE!!!

The winner of Survivor: Gabon, Bob Crowley, is interviewed!! (smack)

Ashlee Simpson likes it up the poop shoot. Seriously. (candy)

Tom Cruise uses his Scientology powers to put baby in a trance. (ayyyy)

Britney and Ellen spread the Holiday cheer. (POTP)

Katy Perry kissed a Gym Class Hero and she liked it...so much that she's engaged. (gabby)

Stevie Wonder will dance his blind ass off on Dancing with the Stars. (bitten)

**SPOILER ALERT** New tag team champions crowned in TNA? (wrestling)

Miley Cyrus is clearly dating Justin Gaston

Because if you act like Miley did when she was on Ellen this morning while talking about Justin Gaston, it's insanely clear that they're dating. Either that or she belongs in a padded cell.

Brooke Smith's last appearance on "Grey's" is TONIGHT!

If you're a huge fan of Dr. Erica Kahn on Grey's Anatomy, make sure you tune in tonight, because it will be Brooke Smith's last show! We reported on Tuesday that she was let go from the show because of the writers didn't know what to do with her character and storyline (at least, that's the excuse they're giving.) We reported yesterday that Patrick Dempsey was on Ellen and discussed it. Check out the video of his appearance below.

Patrick Dempsey reacts to Brooke Smith firing

Dr. McSteamy himself, Patrick Dempsey, was a guest on Ellen this morning and commented on the release of his co-star on Grey's Anatomy, Brooke Smith.

ABC actually sent me over what I should respond. So ABC's response, this is [what] you should say - 'Brooke Smith has been... We've had a great time working with her and that the conclusion of her has been orgasmic,' -- I'm sorry, I'm dyslexic, 'organic ending to the story line.'

I literally laughed out loud when I heard this, first of all. Secondly, it kinda sounds like people know what's going on but just don't want to make it public, not even to Brooke. Hmmm...

Stars turn out for Borat's baby's birthday

A crapload of A-listers showed up for Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher's daughter Olive's first birthday party. The guest list included Ben Stiller, Ellen DeGeneres, Tobey Maguire, Courteney Cox-Arquette and Jennifer Aniston. (John Mayer was nowhere in sight.)

I'm insanely jealous of Sacha. Not only does he get paid to have multiple personalities, but he gets to have sexy time with easily the sexiest redhead in Hollywood.

Lisa Kudrow says no "Friends" movie

Lisa Kudrow was on Ellen this morning and the subject of a Friends movie came up. Lisa, who played Phoebe on the show, pretty much outright said that there's no plans for a Friends flick.

I just don't see it happening. I don't think it's in the works.

The way she answered and the tone of her voice, it seems like she wants a movie but someone is holding out. I think a Friends movie would totally reek of awesomeness, so whoever is holding out, GET YOUR ASS IN THE GAME!! Please. :)

Speaking of world premieres...

Kanye West's video for his new single Love Lockdown just dropped on Ellen literally SECONDS ago from this posting. The video is effing HOT, so check it out right here!!

Portia de Rossi wants to change her name

Just weeks after marrying Ellen DeGeneres, Portia de Rossi says she is changing her name to Portia DeGeneres very soon.

Excellent. I'm such a huge Ellen fan and I really have no idea why, but awesome for them.

Ellen DeGeneres has a new gig

Easy, breezy, beautiful...Ellen's a CoverGirl?! Oh yes, my friends. It's true, it's damn true. Ellen spilled the beans on her show yesterday that she's the newest face of CoverGirl, and her commercials will hit the air in January.

Ellen slams Ryan Seacrest

Ryan Seacrest was on Ellen the other day, and Ellen decided to take a couple shots at him.

You're going to wait too long and get in a rut being single ... You're getting old.

She was kidding, of course. She actually threw up pictures of 4 celebrity chicas that she thought Ryan should date since he's been single for a bit. Then they agreed Eva Mendes would be a good match for him.


Eh, I guess she's just OK. (Clearly, she's muy caliente.)

Pamela Anderson bares almost all on "Ellen"

What happens when you're a has-been, D-list celebrity who hasn't been in the limelight in forever except for a sex tape of you that came out over 5 years ago? You become Pamela Anderson, and you strip on Ellen for attention.



I've seen her vag on the sex tape. This does nothing for me. You're done, Pam. Accept it.