DMX starting a Christian ministry

DMX was just released from jail after spending over 90 days behind bars for animal, and drug and fraud related charges. He made some good use of the time though, and not only wrote out an entire gospel album, but also wrote out a plan to start a Christian ministry.

I'm going to start a TV show called Pain and Perseverance, it's about how I can reach people that the average person can't reach because I'm grounded. I'm going to give my first sermon in the church. That's going to be incredible for me and hopefully the congregation of that church. I've completed my gospel album. On every one of my albums there's been a gospel song and prayer. Because of my image those songs are never made singles except my sixth album where they did 'Lord Give Me a Sign.

Yeah. Because I know I'd wanna listen to sermons given by someone who spends their free time locked up in a cell.

DMX gets robbed

While DMX was fleeing from the cops in the middle of last year, his Arizona house was being raided by police. When it was raided, the cops busted some doors and windows while looking for him, and there were never any repairs made. Turns out while DMX has been in jail, his house in Arizona has not only been getting robbed since there's easy access now, but it has also just been put in foreclosure.

Guess putting out constant rap after rap where you do nothing but bark like a dog can only bring you so far...

Stop me if you've heard this one before... DMX arrested

Earl "DMX" Simmons was arrested outside of a Wal-Mart in Miami yesterday afternoon for an outstanding warrant for blowing off a court date for animal cruelty and drug charges.

Long story short...he sucks.

DMX arrested more times than R. Kelly has touched little girls!

Seriously, it must totally suck ass to be DMX (real name Earl Simmons). He was just arrested for the sixth time in 2 1/2 months yesterday for giving a false name and Social Security number to a Mayo Clinic to get out of paying $7,500 in medical expenses. He was also arrested on July 2 for outstanding warrants, June 27 for buying drugs off an undercover officer, June 23, May 9, and May 7.

I bet his mom framed all of his mugshots and hung them on the wall because she's just so damn proud.