"Dirty Thoughts" with America Ferrera

"That bitch Lindsay Lohan better not be here or I'll give her the Patriot Missle."

Update on the Ugly Betty/Lohan feud

We reported last week that there's a feud a-brewin' between Lindsay Lohan and Ugly Betty star America Ferrera. It all came about when LiLo's guest appearances randomly went from 6 to 4. They said that it was because Lindsay was difficult to work with, but Vanessa Williams is standing up for her, saying she was a pleasure to work with. Turns out it was actually America who had the problem with her, because she didn't like LiLo stealing the limelight.

And that is why America's career won't go far at all. I'll put money down that says once Ugly Betty is over and done with, America will be too.

Ugly Betty on dating

Ugly Betty's America Ferrera sat down with Seventeen magazine and talked about a bunch of stuff, including her experiences with dating.

I never dated a lot of people and I was always the girl that would develop a crush the first day of school and be in love with the same guy for six years, then keep it to myself and pray and wish for moments when we'd run into each other in the hall and his arm would touch mine. That's kind of how I lived my life in high school, which I don't recommend!

And I don't recommend it either, ladies. Real life isn't The Notebook.