Mischa Barton talks hospitalization

Mischa Barton is finally breaking her silence about being put under a psychiatric hold at Cedars-Sinai hospital last month. And in typical Hollywood fashion, she's not taking responsibility for it. Nope...she's blaming her schedule and getting her wisdom teeth removed for making her down in the dumps.

I was down in the dumps about everything there for a while. Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom about things and have to get the most stressed out just to feel better again. I got completely stressed out and couldn't handle everything, and now I feel really in control. I went through a tough spot where everything compounded on me, and it was like a perfect storm, like everything was happening to me at once.

I seriously love that pic of her above. She looks like 25 miles of bad road...so awesome.

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Mischa Barton speaks

Mischa Barton is just over a week removed from her psychiatric hold at some mental hospital (actually it was Cedars-Sinai, but saying mental hospital makes her ass sound more crazy), but she's already back to work. She was at the Arizona Iced Tea party for Music Unites on Sunday. She said that she's "feeling great" and she's "really happy."

And by "she said" that, I mean the pills the doctors gave her said that. Bat sh*t crazy bitch.

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Mischa Barton psychiatric hold

The same type of psychiatric hold that was used twice on Britney Spears back in January 2008 after she was removed from her home has just been used on Mischa Barton. Mischa called the LAPD from her home late Wednesday night and was removed after having a "freak out." Some of her friends are saying that she's going through a really rough time and has a ton of personal problems that she's trying to deal with. They also said she's "okay and resting" at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

We did it! We mentally broke her down with all of the talk about her cottage cheese thighs! YESSSSSSSSS!! (I really hope she's alright, but I find it hilarious that she's become such a f*cking headcase. First she gets nailed for a DUI, now this? Atta girl, Miss Cellulite!)

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Mischa's back on the market

Mischa Barton threw up a post on her blog saying that she's back on the market after splitting with her boyfriend, The Kooks singer Luke Pritchard. She said the reason for the split was "that the bad started to outweigh the good, and a long distance relationship is never an easy thing to do." She said she broke up with Luke once she got to London.

That cottage-cheese-thigh-skank, I bet she just wants some British ass.

Mischa Barton heading to Melrose?

We've been reporting for a little while now that since the re-make of 90210 has been so successful, producers have been thinking about bringing back Melrose Place. There hasn't really been a lot of news on it recently, but we just found out that they're looking at casting Mischa Barton in a starring role to try and drag in younger viewers.

Well, congrats to Mischa, and here's hoping technology can hide those cottage cheese thighs during the beach scenes!

"Dirty Thoughts" with Lauren Conrad

"I hate power walking, but I'll flip a bitch if I ever end up with thighs like Mischa Barton."

Is Mischa Barton too skinny?

Mischa Barton has gotten a ton of slack lately for being considered way too skinny. She's apparently cut her dress size in half from a 12 to a 6 (in British sizes), and critics are saying her cheeks are sunken in and her collarbone sticks out way too much.

What do you think? Is she too skinny or is she fine? If you ask me, she looks like a tired bulimic in the pic above...

Mischa Barton gets some lady love

While celebrating her 23rd birthday in Paris the other day, Mischa Barton was caught liplocking with a Canadian model.

Canadian cottage cheese thighs. Sounds fantastic, eh?

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Mischa's Ex Jailed

Now they have something else in common... jail time.. Cisco Adler was arrested for punching a club employee in the face.. He was arrested for simple assault and bailed out at $500 bucks.. boring.. if you're gonna get jailed, make it good..

Mischa Barton gets Kooky

Oh yeah, you guessed it -- play on words! Mischa Barton is rumored to be dating the frontman of the Kooks, Luke Pritchard.

Hey Luke, want some crackers with that cottage cheese (thighs)?