Showing posts with label jim carrey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jim carrey. Show all posts

Friday, July 10, 2009

Jim Carrey daughter pregnant


You're gonna be able to call him "Grampy Jim" soon, because Jim Carrey is about to become a grandfather for the first time. His insanely cute 21-year-old daughter Jane just found out she's pregnant with her longtime boyfriend Alex Santana's baby. While most parents would be ripsh*t that their kid got knocked up while they're still young and unmarried, Jim is actually pumped, saying that he is "very excited. Jane is going to be a great mom."

We also heard that Jane and Alex are now engaged. Seriously, how awesome would it be to have your father-in-law be Jim Carrey? Thanksgiving dinner at that house must kick some serious ass.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy get down on the webcam


I'm convinced that the webcam is the best way to keep a long-distance relationship alive, mainly because I hear so many stories about it. Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy believe it's a good way to keep the spice in the relationship, too. Turns out that whenever the two are apart because of their schedules, they hop on the ole webcam and have a little fun. Jim loves dancing for Jenny on the cam (which must be hilarious)...but Jenny is a little nervous that their internet rendezvous' will end up on YouTube someday.

One can only hope.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Jim Carrey leaves Jenny McCarthy a boatload of dough


Now this is love. Although Jim Carrey has vowed never to marry Jenny McCarthy, he wants to make sure that she'll be set for life financially (like that would be a problem anyway?) He set up a $50 million trust fund in her name. And if you're wondering, the reason that Jim said he'll never marry Jenny is because it'll be nothing but a piece of paper since he already lives with Jenny, loves her, and credits her with bettering his life.

Hey, whatever floats their boat. And let me tell you...Jenny McCarthy can definitely make a boat float.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

There's no "desk" in Kelly Kapowski's "classroom"...and MORE!!!


First Obama is elected President, now he's Man of the Year. (smack)

Chyna may have lost her looks and her mind, but she hasn't lost her big ass boobs. (candy)

Ryan Phillippe travels back to the 90's with the "Talk to the hand, 'cuz the face don't understand!" move. (ayyyy)

Saved by the Bell alum NOT knocked up. (POTP)

Jessica Alba joining Jack Black on the post-Super Bowl episode of The Office! (gabby)

This girl looks WAY too nice to be dating K-Fed. (bitten)

Jim Carrey speaks depression. (yuddy)

Tomko in danger of getting released by WWE? (wrestling)

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Jim Carrey in a Low-Cut Bikini in Malibu


Yesterday Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy spent the Fourth taking romantic walks on the beach in Malibu like any rich Hollywood couple would.

But - when the paparazzi swarmed them, Jim Carrey decided to do "the old switcheroo."

Pretty funny. Let the rumors begin here: Jim Carrey has a va-jay-jay. Spread the rumor at will.