Tyra Banks hair

This broad is so annoyingly D-list that I almost completely ignored this story, but I thought it'd make for a good laugh for you. To help encourage women everywhere "rock what they've got," Tyra Banks is going to ditch her weave for the season 5 premiere of The Tyra Show, which airs on September 8.

This season on The Tyra Show we're taking it to the next level and getting more real than ever before by encouraging women everywhere to own and rock what they've got and be proud! For the season 5 premiere, I will be doing just that - no fake hair, I'm rocking my REAL hair. This will all be going down on September 8, 2009, which we're declaring National Real Hair Day! We welcome everyone to go natural with me!

National Real Hair Day? Are you f*cking kidding me? When your stupid ass show finally gets cancelled, I'm gonna take a copy of the final script and piss on it. Then piss on your weave. National Real Hair Day...why don't you just have Kate Gosselin be a co-host and re-name your show the Attention Whore Hour?

Janice Dickinson talks smack about Tyra Banks

Last week, Tyra Banks gave America's Next Top Model judge Paulina Porikova the boot, blaming it on budget cuts. But Janice Dickinson, who used to be a judge on the show before she got axed, called Tyra out and said she's basically just a lying money-hound.

That’s how Tyra rolls. Tyra rolls like that, she likes to fire people just about when she’s promising them large amounts of money, they get the axe, like I did…. then she takes the money and runs.

I gotta say, I'm no Janice fan, but I'd totally believe her over Tyra any day. I've heard Tyra is a total stuck-up snobby bitch, and I'd totally believe that she'd try to screw people if it put more money in her pocket.

Celebrity Look-alikes!!

Top Left: Tyra Banks
Top Right: Star Jones
Bottom: Random alien

Tyra admits to being a bitch

Tyra Banks admitted that she was a huge bully back in the day.

I would kick girls out of our group and make them go play with the non-popular kids.

It wouldn't surprise me if she was still as much of a "C U Next Tuesday" now.

Tyra brings Miley a birthday gift

Tyra Banks dropped by Miley Cyrus' Sweet 16 birthday party at Disneyland, and brought her a fantastic gift. A picture of herself when she was Miley's age.

Are you kidding me? Who gives a picture of themselves as a birthday present?!

Celebrity Dirt -- Mary Kate & Ashley are "dirty, smelly twins"

Who Would You Rather?

OR

I was inspired by my last post...
Janice Dickinson says Love is healthy and Tyra is fat..

Who would you rather:

Jennifer Love Hewwit

or

Tyra Banks

( I vote Tyra..!)

Headlines & Links for the weekend!

Bazaar Magazine photoshopped the HELL out of Anne Hathaway - before and after! (POTP)

Foxy Brown is going to the slammer! (Smack)

Tyra Banks looks like an emu. (Candy)

AWESOME!  The View gets a new host that I've never seen before in my life... besides every once in a while on The View.  Yeah... I occassionally tune in.  I have little to no life. (Yuddy)

MUST WATCH!  "Internet People: the Cartoon" (Popbytes)

Paris Hilton sueing Hallmark over dumbing greeting card EVER! (Bump)

People HATE Gwen's new clothing line! (Beet)

Jessica Simpson is gonna strain her neck posing so hard! (Gabby)

Look at Carrot Top now!!!  If you dare insult him again, he'll KILL you!!! (Hollywood)

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