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Katy Perry pic -- nakedness and pizza. 'Nuff said. (amygrindhouse)

Olivia Munn Playboy pics! (celezbrity)

Robert Pattinson beaten and arrested in NYC?! (smack)

Russell Brand throws it in 7 chicks. (ayyyy)

Wow. Perez Hilton apologizes. He's still a douchebag. (POTP)

Megan Fox thinks she's ugly. Someone smack her. (gabby)

Rosie O will be all up in your eardrums, yo. (bitten)

Ric Flair's status with WWE. (wrestling)

Rosie O'Donnell is pissed at her wife

Rosie O'Donnell is absolutely ripsh*t at her wife Kellie Carpenter after learning that she may have cheated on her. Rosie and Kellie are close friends with Broadway star Julia Murney, but apparently the close friendship was thrown out the window for Rosie when she found out that Kellie and Julia shared a friendly kiss. Even though Kellie assured her that Julia is straight and they're just friends, Rosie feels like she's been betrayed and cheated on, and she blew up at Julia about it.

Rosie seriously hates the world. Forget terrorists and the Taliban and Al Qaeda and North Korea's missles and all that crap -- if anyone blows up the world as we know it, it'll be Rosie f*cking O'Donnell.

More from Rosie O'Donnell on Tyra

I threw up a story yesterday about Rosie O'Donnell telling Tyra Banks that she was going through menopause and relied on Madonna for advice. Turns out they also hit up the subject of Rosie's drinking habits. Rosie told Tyra that she's actually quitting the bottle because of her 13-year-old son Parker. Parker told his madukes that he thought she was drinking too much beer, which was reason enough for Rosie to stop.

Let's wait for the day when Parker goes up to Rosie and says, "Mom, you're being too much of a bitch. Be nice again."

Rosie O'Donnell is going through menopause

Because it's all relevant to our existance on this earth, Rosie O'Donnell decided to share with the universe that she's going through menopause while she was on Tyra the other day, and the advice Madonna had for her.

When I started having my hormone things, I'm like, 'What the hell is going on?' she's like, 'Get the cream.'

Thanks to Rosie, I'll now meet my 50-pound weight-loss goal. Because I won't be eating anything for the next 2 months.

Rosie O's variety show flops

Rosie O'Donnell's variety show that aired last Wednesday totally flopped in the ratings, and NBC gave word that there will not be another one. She actually posted a short and sweet blog about it on her website.

There will b no more. No ratings. bad reviews. yet still a thrill 4 me.

Eh, I feel kinda bad. She may be a bull-dyke bitch sometimes, but she's talented and funny. She just isn't always the nicest person. Blame Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Rosie O'Donnell reacts to Barbara Walters comments

Rosie O'Donnell made a video blog responding to comments made by Barbara Walters on their strained relationship. Barbara never actually names Rosie, but it's pretty obvious who she's talking about. The sick part about Rosie's video is that it's pretty much just her watching the interview and reacting to it. Check it out!

Rosie O'Donnell wants to chill with Sarah Palin

Rosie O'Donnell has come out and said she wants to grab a drink with former Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

I'd like to meet her kids. She seems like a pretty nice woman.

You gotta wonder if Sarah would go for it, though. Republicans are usually hardcore against gay marriage, and Rosie is married to a woman. But I suppose if Palin pisses her off, Rosie could always just eat her for lunch.

"Dirty Thoughts" with Rosie O'Donnell

"If you don't shut the hell up Elisabeth frickin' Hasselbeck, I'll legit sit on you. No, seriously. I'll knock you down, jump up and sit my ass right on your face."

Rosie O'Donnell heading back to the small screen

Don't adjust your TV sets toward the end of November. That will actually be Rosie O'Donnell you see.

NBC has signed Rosie on for Rosie's Variety Show, which will air November 26 and include celebrity guests, musical acts, comedy skits, and a prize giveaway for in-studio and at home audience members. NBC's goal is to make it a regular series if the ratings are good enough.

The best part -- the show will be live, which NBC is hoping will boost the ratings since everyone loves seeing if people will screw the pooch on live national TV. And Rosie may be a total bitch sometimes, but she's also absolutely hilarious, so I'll definitely be tuning in.

Rosie O'Donnell rips on Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Sarah Palin, and Obama

I used to think Rosie O'Donnell was a huge bitch, but I don't anymore. She tells it like it is and doesn't care what anyone thinks. I admire that. She's been writing poetry on her blog lately, and she doesn't shy away from ripping on people either. Here's an few lines from her entry called September:

sarah p - elisabeth h
identical cousins
women who hunt in high heels
gives one pause

And here's a few lines from an entry called Labor Day Weekend:

obama did not even vet
r nations most qualified woman
johnnie mac chose one
a beauty queen - no less

So...she hates Sarah Palin and she hates Barack Obama. Who the hell is she voting for?

Rosie O'Donnell and Kelli Carpenter split up?

The rumor mill is swirling with news that Rosie O'Donnell and her partner Kelli Carpenter have possibly split up. Rosie has gone on record saying that they're still together, but her rep is hinting that there's another woman in the picture.

Oh Rosie, you hooker.

Paris Hilton says "Save the Drunk Elephants!"

The elephant story ended up being a hoax. But for 12 hours it was the best celebrity story of the year.