Russell Crowe is one mad mate

Russell Crowe is no stranger to having anger problems, but his last fit in my mind is just ludicrous. Normally when an actor is asked to reprise a famous role in a remake, it's an honor, but ol' Russell was PISSED when he was offered Paul Newman's role in a remake of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

Paul Newman was my hero and he just died! (Plus a crapload of profanities.)

If you were offered to play your hero's role and he just died, wouldn't you want to take it for that exact reason?! To pay tribute to your hero?! Maybe a kangaroo kicked him in the head when he was younger and really effed him up.

Cheryl Burke is no fatty...and MORE!!!

Mischa Barton takes a huge dump on Victoria Beckham. (smack)

The Pussycat Dolls are recruiting...Sarah Palin!!! (candy)

Russell Crowe channels his inner Comic Book Guy! (ayyyy)

Cheryl Burke lays the smack down on the haters! (POTP)

Britney tells all in MTV Documentary!! (gabby)

Gisele appearing in Blackcowboy's new video. (bitten)

Bobby Lashley signs with MMA training camp!! (wrestling)

Meg Ryan says ex-husband cheated

Meg Ryan is finally coming out about her failed marriage to actor Dennis Quaid, saying that he was pretty unfaithful to her for a while in the marriage. But while she's throwing him under the bus, she's taking some of the blame, too, saying that she isn't a victim because she was in the marriage for a long time.

One of the rumors about the reason for their divorce was because she was getting pretty close to Australian ass-kicker Russell Crowe, but she said that had nothing to do with it and she even broke ole Russell's heart.

No worries, though. She's actually pretty happy with her life now and loves living under the radar. (For the record, it took a few minutes for me to find a picture where Meg looks hot. She didn't really look fantastic in some of her more recent pics, but I applaud her for not botoxing it up.)