Hilary Duff WILL put the verbal smackdown on you...and MORE!!!

If I said my Celebrity Poll was 12 inches, would you still take it? (celeb news)

Hilary Duff burns Faye Dunaway's old wrinkly ass!! (smack)

Woo hoo, more Diva Drama!! Beyonce vs Etta James! (candy)

If the Pussycat Dolls weren't dressed like sluts, you wouldn't know who they were. (ayyyy)

Welcome back to the limelight, Eliza Dushku. Thanks for leaving your clothes behind. (POTP)

Denise Richards is bringing her complicated ass to Dancing with the Stars. (gabby)

Jude Law is a tranny?! (bitten)

No more WWE Divas getting nekkid?! (wrestling)

Katy Perry trashes her ex...and MORE!!!

Taking polls about celebrities should be as natural as buttering your toast. (celeb news)

R.I.P. Michael Lohan. Wait, he didn't die? Just his blog? Damn. (smack)

Hilary Duff's in a feud with a grandma!! (candy)

Ashton's thoughts on Michael Phelps' bong hit. (POTP)

I'll drink Katy Perry's milk any day. (gabby)

Sam Lufti sues Britney Spears for...battery? Yes, because Britney beats bitches up all the time. (bitten)

Jim Ross hints that Ric Flair will wrestle at Wrestlemania 25?! (wrestling)