Britney and Jessica = Laverne and Shirley??...and MORE!!!

Selena Gomez feeds homeless dogs in Puerto Rico. (videoblogging)

How to have Safe Sex: a lesson by Lil Wayne. (amygrindhouse)

Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson shooting for their own sitcom! (smack)

Brangelina = Scotch Brite. WTF? (bedhead)

Nas and Kelis' stimulus package: Name their baby, get some money. (POTP)

Pink and Carey Hart try marriage v2.0 this summer! (gabby)

Chris Brown releases apology song to Rihanna? (bitten)

John Cena's dad sh*ts on WWE storylines!! (wrestling)

Nick Jonas is back on the market!

OMGZZZ and LOLZZZZ my little teeny bopper friendzzzzz!!! Nick Jonas is single once again!! He's been linked to Selena Gomez for a while, but in a recent interview with The Insider, he said that he's 100% totally single.

Have at it, girls.

Selena Gomez starting a feud!

Selena Gomez took HUGE offense to Carrie Underwood saying that she doesn't like when celebrities endorse a candidate, and actually fired back at the country star.

A lot of people do look up to certain celebrities and will follow in their footsteps. I think you just have to be aware of what you're saying.

Wait, who are you again, Selena? Maybe until you're old enough to drive, you should not try to talk down to anyone.

Selena Gomez is unhealthily obsessed with Shia

Selena Gomez has made her crush on Shia LaBeouf no secret at all, but I'm starting to think that it's become an obsession. She's been trying like crazy to get him on her show, The Wizards of Waverly Place, but no dice so far.

I'm like, begging ... Please, Shia, come on my show!

Shia, stay far, far away.

Selena Gomez not dating Nick Jonas

Selena Gomez confirmed to Us Magazine that she's not dating Miley's ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas.

All the Jonas brothers are wonderful guys. I mean, I have nothing but wonderful things to say about the family. That is definitely for sure. Anyone would be really lucky to be dating Nick. And anyone would be lucky to be dating any of them. I'm not that lucky. I'm not dating him.

In the same article, she told the mag that she adores Miley Cyrus and thinks she's adorable, and also thinks Miley's boytoy Justin Gaston is "really cute." Really cute, huh? Is she going to make a move on ANOTHER one of Miley's men?!

Selena Gomez confirms she's dating Nick Jonas...almost

With rumors of her dating Nick Jonas swirling like crazy, Selena Gomez told TV Guide in an interview that she's getting really close with the Jonas Brothers lately.

I've gotten really close to the entire Jonas family this past year. Nick and I are getting to know each other, but we're not confirming anything.

Yeah, neither did Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at first. So what should their new couple name be? Selenick? Jomez?

Selena is a skank

I'll write this in teeny bopper language, because I'm legit that annoying.

OMGZZZ guyz! Like, Selena Gomez was 0n the beach with her c0-star David Henrie in Wizards 0f Waverly Place, n stuff, n like shezzz T0TALLY n00bing on Nick J0nas (ahhh hez fiiiine!!) I mean, like, OMGZZZ l00k!! Shez h0lding hiz handdd 0n the beach! OMGZZZ guyz I'm like, t0tally g0ing after Nick if they breakup. Like, f0r realz, hez mine.

I hope you enjoyed reading that as much as I did writing it.

Team Demi/Selena VS Team Miley

Which side are you on?!!? Apparently the Jonas Brothers are on TEAM DEMI AND SELENA (not that I'm surprised since there's dating rumors about Nick and Selena)!! I can't even believe he has that shirt on right now! They always seem so mature and quiet and above the drama. I think this is just making it worse and childish. I'm disappointed, boys!

Selena <3's Shia

Yup. Selena Gomez has a crush on Shia LaBeouf because "he's cute and a good actor." She also said that she's not dating Nick Jonas.

I don't have a boyfriend right now. I go on dates and have crushes and stuff, though.

Then why are you and Nick both wearing purity rings? (Which, by the way, I guarantee won't hold up.)

Miley apologizes for video

Miley Cyrus apologized to Selena Gomez and her friend Demi for mocking them in the latest on YouTube. She said they were just joking around and being funny, but that they were "super sorry" if they took offense to it. You can listen to the interview here.



Don't apologize! Stomp her face!! Santino Marella said to!

Miley Cyrus Vs Selena Gomez -- it's war!

There's a war of the Disney starlets starting, and it's gonna get good! Let's run down the tale of the tape and compare the two for the match of the century.

Miley: Acts, sings, dated Nick Jonas, has a show with her friend Mandy on YouTube, is the face of Disney (whether they like her Myspace pics or not).

Selena: Acts, dates Nick Jonas now, now has a show with her friend Demi on YouTube, and rumor has it she's being groomed to be the next face of Disney.

Totally sounds like Selena is trying to be Miley. First she starts dating Miley's ex, and then randomly starts a show with her friend on YouTube? How much you wanna bet she starts putting racy pics of herself on Myspace? Not to mention her and her friend are INSANELY annoying. Check out their "show."



And now, check out Miley and Mandy's parody of it (which I personally think is hilarious.)



Never in my life did I think I'd be rooting for Miley Cyrus, but I hope she stomps on Selena's face.

2 of 3 Jonas' Left on Market...

1 is TAKEN! And has been for months!! Nick, the youngest Jonas brother, is dating fellow Disney star, Selena Gomez from Wizards of Waverly Place!! Sadly enough, at age 25, I know and watch this show haha

A rep for the Jonas Brothers maintains there's no romance. "They are not girlfriend and boyfriend. They're friends. All of the Jonas Brothers are friends with Selena."

Eh, I don't believe them... there's crucial evidence... she was seen wearing one of his shirts... and in the latest issue of ROLLING STONE, there's a picture of Selena looking very cozy with Nick... hmmmmm

Haha no clue if this is true but I think they make a cute couple so I'll spread the rumor anyways....