Kirstie Alley collapses

According to the National Enquirer (which is about as credible as Paris Hilton's virginity), Kirstie Alley collapsed from her crash diet, which caused her to break down and cry because it's not working. Kirstie is tipping the scales at 250 lbs and is starting to say that she's "fat and looks like hell."

I'm not trying to sound mean, but...she's kind of right. How do you go from busting your ass and losing all that weight, to putting it back on and then some. I'm telling you, NBC could make a KILLING out of a Biggest Loser: Celebrities show.

Oprah snubs Kirstie Alley?

Kirstie Alley is blaming the fact that she packed on 83 pounds for getting snubbed by Oprah. Apparently, Oprah promised that she'd ink Kirstie to a pretty lucrative talk show deal, but after Kirstie started ballooning back up after leaving Jenny Craig, Oprah randomly offered the deal to the super hot Jenny McCarthy.

I'm kinda thinking this story is partly untrue, at least the Oprah snubbing Kirstie for the weight-gain part. How is Oprah going to screw someone out of a talk show deal because of their weight when she's the most notorious yo-yo dieter in the limelight? If it IS true though, Oprah is officially a huge d*ck.

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Jamie Foxx wants him a piece of Kirstie Alley. Actually, scratch that...he wants the whole damn thing! (amygrindhouse)

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Kirstie Alley wants Michelle Obama's arms

I'm not gonna make fun of Kirstie Alley getting fat again, because I totally know what it's like to struggle with your weight and it's uber frustrating. The 3 pics above are in the following order: before Jenny Craig, right after Jenny Craig, and February '09. Kirstie is obviously putting back on the pounds and she was on Oprah yesterday to discuss it all. One of the things she mentioned is how she wants Michelle Obama's arms.

Don't you look around and see what you want to look like? I'm like, 'Look at Michelle Obama's guns. I could have those arms.' I don't know about the legs.

I use to think Kirstie was pretty hot, before she blew up. And I'm sure somewhere along the way, it's gotta make you feel good to know that guys find you sexy. Hopefully Kirstie can get in the zone and get rid of the weight for good. Actually, a good idea for a show may be Celebrity Biggest Loser. And don't even try the "But Jadd, what about Celebrity Fit Club?" card, because that show wasn't about weight loss.

Kirstie Alley: hot again???

The exhale after this picture was huuuuge.

Kirstie Alley to start up her own 'weight-loss brand!'

Kirstie Alley was fired by Jenny Craig after being their spokeswoman for three years because "she couldn't keep the weight off."

Now Kirstie is feeling a little vindictive and is going for Jenny's low-cal throat by launching her own weight-loss brand to go up against Jennie Jennie. She plans to launch in 2009.

"I want to create something new that will help millions of people end the seemingly never ending fatty-roller coaster ride."

As soon as she figures out what it is she'll let us know. Until then, she'll be eating lots of white bread and writing hate letters to "Jenny."

Kirstie Alley's chin looks like a kangaroo pouch!

Thanks to my friend MK over at Popbytes, here's the cover of the new National Enquirer.

Yeah yeah... Dr. Phil and Oprah... but look at the upper right pic!

Sweet heavens above -- first Nicole and Christina, then rumors that Fergie is pregnant, and now Kirstie Alley's chin is pregnant!!!

I'm sure her face will be a good mom.

(click the pic for a better view)

Jenny Craig just rolled over in her slightly-larger-than-normal grave.