Kirstie Alley to start up her own 'weight-loss brand!'

Kirstie Alley was fired by Jenny Craig after being their spokeswoman for three years because "she couldn't keep the weight off."

Now Kirstie is feeling a little vindictive and is going for Jenny's low-cal throat by launching her own weight-loss brand to go up against Jennie Jennie. She plans to launch in 2009.

"I want to create something new that will help millions of people end the seemingly never ending fatty-roller coaster ride."

As soon as she figures out what it is she'll let us know. Until then, she'll be eating lots of white bread and writing hate letters to "Jenny."