Notes I wrote down while watching Survivor last night.

These are my Survivor Quick Thoughts:

*No Fairplay or Yao Man left? (snooze)
*Jonathan- you sit like a girl.
*Kathy- you're pretty hot for a giant bird.
*9 people, one eel. Chow down!!
*Chet must have some serious prune hands from all that time in the water.
*Eliza sucks.
*At least Ozzie & James will tell you "you suck" to your face.
*Chickens??? Way to rip off "Kid Nation," Survivor!
*Underwater boob slip! Sweet.
*Ozzie is a machine.
*"Triumphant. Could that be a word?" You're brilliant James. It is a word.
*Ozzie has the Idol!
*Get rid of Eliza or Chet!
*Favorites SMOKED them TWICE!
*Damn- Eliza's safe.
*Fans are bo-ring!
*If the fans vote out Mikey, they'll be boringer than paste!
*Eric- Farah Fawcett called. She wants her hair back.
*That's it! They're boringer than paste!
*Not a big fan of this season at all! But I'll keep watching because I have to. And I got busted for not watching!
*Next week someone might lose a leg??? That's exactly what this show needs!!!