Dear Britney Spears-
The paparazzi shoot from low angles to try to capture your naughty bits.
(This picture coming from just last night at SHU sushi restaurant in LA.)
Please staple some fabric to your nether region so it always appears that you're wearing underwear since you obviously forget to put it on on a regular basis.
I think we've seen your womanhood more often than you've seen your children lately.
That just ain't right.
Cover up! Thanks for your cooperation.
Sincerely,
The Staff At Dirtydirtdirt.com
Dear paparazzi-
Please stop laying on the pavement outside of parked cars.
Especially ones carrying Britney Spears.
Thank you, you scumbags. Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
The Staff At Dirtydirtdirt.com
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Britney flashes her Virginia while getting out of the car AGAIN!!!
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6 comments:
Britney should be forced to live the rest of her life in a car. That way, that'll never happen again.
Yeah, i think they should just leave her alone, instead of trying to get shots of her *coughcough* I mean seriously get a better job, or if your going to be a photographer, photograph something most people havent seen before
omg thats disgusting...she needs to learn how to dress herself before she leaves the house!
She looks stupid and she sounds stupid, but don't let that fool you folks. She really is stupid. I don't know what drug Sam Lufti gave her to make her stupid but it really works.
Kat said, Again, like I said doesn't she get to have any of her millions she needs cloths and underwear! what is it with going camando Brit ? go visit a Victoria Secret store ! To bad you didn't get custody of your boys again , they need their MOM too all I can say hope you realize someday that your boys need you , take care and good luck ! a big fan ! chow Kat!
kat said, my bad She needs CLOTHES did a boo boo and UNDY"S too! be good Brit! chow Kat!
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