Anna Paquin Stephen Moyer engaged

Congrats goes out to Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer on their engagement announcement. Anna and Stephen met on the show they co-star in, True Blood, back in February, and have been dating ever since. No date or other wedding deets have been given out yet.

Engaged after 6 months? Eh, to each his own...but I say this shizz gets called off before it goes down.

Patti Stanger Andy Friedman engaged

Congrats goes out to Millionaire Matchmaker star Patti Stanger and her longtime boyfriend Andy Friedman on finally agreeing to tie the knot. Andy proposed on her birthday, having a swan deliver the 4-carat diamond to her. Patti's ecstatic, but thinks it's was a long time coming.

I feel like it should have happened years ago, so I'm kind of shocked. I have a rule, if you go out for a year and he doesn't propose, it goes up a carat a year.

And it's reasons like that making me guess that the wedding either gets called off, or will end up in a real early divorce.

Christina Milian and The Dream engaged

Congrats goes out to super hot singer Christina Milian and The Dream for getting engaged over the weekend! There's been rumors about their engagement for a little while now, but Christina spilled the beans to Usmagazine.com and confirmed the engagement.

We don't have plans [for the wedding] yet -- but it hasn't [already] happened. We just want to have our closest friends and family there; it's not going to be too big.

Congrats again!

Ivanka Trump Jared Kushner engaged

Congratulations goes out to Ivanka Trump, who just become engaged to her longtime boyfriend Jared Kushner a couple of days ago. They've been together since 2007 and briefly split up a year ago, but have been back on track ever since -- Ivanka even converted to Judaism for Jared.

You know that means? They're kids get to eat potato pancakes and applesauce while they spin the dreidel at Hannukah! EIGHT DAYS OF PRESENTS...FTW!!

Sania Mirza stalkers

Two men were arrested in the Hyperabad, India yesterday for stalking pro tennis star Sania Mirza. In a really, really awkward story, a fella named Ajay Singh Yadav barged into Sania's house to profess his love for her and ask her to marry him -- just a day before Sania is expected to become engaged to Sohram Mirza. On top of that, Sania also had to deal with this other creep, Mohammed Ashraf, breaking into her house and threatening to commit suicide if her engagement to Sohram went through.

I don't know what's more f*cked up -- the fact that everyone in India knows where Sania lives, the fact that people keep breaking into her house to try and break up her engagement, or the fact that she's getting engaged to someone that already has the same last name as her.

Bethenny Frankel engaged

The Real Housewives of New York star Bethenny Frankel might finally be able to officially call herself a housewife after word just came out that her and her 8-month boyfriend Jason Hoppy are engaged...well, kinda. Jason gave Bethenny a diamond ring, and Beth's rep confirmed that they are in love with each other and plan on getting married, so the ring Jason gave is being considered the starter/promise ring. Beth backs up what her rep said.

I'm in love. I'm pretty much certain I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him... I'm really happy.

Well, congrats goes out to Beth and Jason, but...a promise ring? Are you f*cking kidding me? I thought loser high school kids that think they met their future husband/wife when they get in their first relationships bought promise rings for each other, not people in their late 30s/early 40s. Geeks.

Kevin Jonas engaged!

Kleenex better start busting out some tissues in mass quantities, because little tweenie boppers all over the world are gonna be balling their eyes out after I say this -- Kevin Jonas is engaged. Yup yup, the eldest of the JoBros dropped to one knee yesterday morning at his girifriend Danielle Deleasa's home in New Jersey.

It was tough performing last night, knowing that I was going to ask the biggest question in my life to the most amazing girl in the world. She said yes, yes, yes, like, 500 times super fast in a row.

I REALLY don't get what the hell the rush is. He's 21 years old and he's at the height of his career...he officially just castrated himself from having the time of his life that he'll only get to live once. And I'm not saying bang every girl out there that throws herself at you (mainly because none of them are old enough to grow pubes), but even doing other stuff. Now you gotta lug a chick around with you everywhere (no offense, ladies...I'd tell you the same thing if you were 21 and got engaged to a guy, too.)

Melissa Rycroft engaged

Just months after being dumped by that Bachelor dude named Jason, Melissa Rycroft is already engaged again. She's been with her boyfriend-turned-fiance Tye Strickland since literally JUST AFTER she was dumped by Jason on national TV.

I'd say congratulations, but this broad just seems totally needy now. You're telling me you're gonna be engaged and "in love" with this dude, get dumped on national TV, IMMEDIATELY start dating someone else and just a couple months later you're engaged again? Broad is scared of her biological clock.

Ace Young engaged

Congrats goes out to former American Idol contestant Ace Young on getting engaged to his girlfriend Allison Fischer. Ace and Allison on Broadway while they both starred in the revival of Grease last fall. No date has been set yet.

Kim Kardashian isn't engaged

Rumors have been flying around lately about Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Reggie Bush shopping for engagement rings and actually being engaged. Kim's rep didn't exactly help the situation when she was talking to Star magazine and called Reggie Kim's fiance. Kim took to her blog to set the record straight.

I am not engaged!!! My new publicist was talking with Star Magazine earlier today and accidently referred to Reggie as my fiance so they posted the news on their website! There have been so many rumors flying around recently about Reggie and I being engaged that she assumed we were! So, sorry Star Magazine for ruining your exclusive! It's totally my publicist's fault haha. She said she gets so many wedding requests she thought we were actually engaged. The rumors about me picking out my ring recently are also not true! I don't know where all this comes from!!

There it is from the horse's mouth, friends. So fear not! Still plenty of time to try and star in Kim's new sex tape.

Jennifer Love Hewitt gives Jamie Kennedy engagement ultimatum

Jennifer Love Hewitt is starting to come across like one of those girls that NEEDS to be in a relationship, because just after a few months of dating, she's already giving Jamie Kennedy engagement ultimatums.

By this time next year, if we're not planning something, then there's a situation. The poor guy was on fire [when people thought we were buying an engagement ring]. He was like, 'No, no, no. That's not true! I was like, 'God, would that be the worst thing in the world?!' Excuse me, but just for a second, there's a line of people who would probably be OK with that.

I've always been a huge J-Love fan, but over the last few months between always trying to talk about and flaunt her weight loss, and now telling Jamie that there's going to be an issue if they aren't engaged by next year -- me thinks the bitch is loco!

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt getting married?

There's a good chance that Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt could be engaged in a couple of months. In a recent interview with the British paper the Mail, Doug said that he's totally planning on asking "her to marry me, but I can't say when. I don't want to ruin the surprise." His friends have told people that he's planning on doing it sometime during the summer, because he doesn't really see any reason to put it off any longer and just waiting around.

Do you think Paris will say yes? She's been engaged twice and broken both of them off -- maybe third time's the charm?

Meg White marrying Jackson Smith

We wanna send a big congratulations to Meg White of the White Stripes, who recently became engaged to her boyfriend of over a year, guitarist Jackson Smith. Meg and Jackson are making it a pretty quick engagement, though, setting their wedding date to next Friday, May 22. They're going to get married in a small, private ceremony in Nashville.

Congrats and good luck!!

Magician David Blaine is engaged

The latest rabbit out of magic man David Blaine's hat is an engagement announcement. David is getting married to his long-time girlfriend Alizee Guinochet after proposing on April 4, coincidentally his birthday. A source says David and Alizee are insanely in love with each other and excited to be married.

Congrats!!

Hunter Tylo getting married?

For those of you who don't know who Hunter Tylo is, she stars on the soap opera (insert gag here) The Bold and the Beautiful. It turns out that she is engaged to her longtime boyfriend Corey Cofield. Sounds all roses and buttercups, right? It would be if Hunter didn't get a restraining order out on him about 10 months ago because she feared for her life. He's been accused of domestic abuse by a crapload of other women, but Hunter feels like she's safe because he'll never be violent again.

Yeah...she's living in a dream world. I'm surprised she hasn't been beaten by him already, unless she has and it's just underwraps.

Mickey Rourke engaged?

While he was in Russia filming Iron Man 2, Mickey Rourke apparently popped the question to a lovely Russian chick. The chick I speak of was Russian boxer-turned-singer Irson Kudikova.

Now don't get me wrong, a girl that can fight is kinda hot (I refer you to my crush on MMA hottie Gina Carano), but I'm pretty sure Mickey just had diarhhea of the mouth when he proposed, and when Irson realizes this, she's probably gonna wanna through a haymaker at him. Mickey = screwed.

Danny Masterson is engaged!

Congrats goes out to former That 70s Show star Danny Masterson and his girlfriend of 3 1/2 years, actress Bijou Phillips, for deciding to get hitched! Danny proposed to Bijou on Saturday and she accepted, but no date has been set yet. They actually just wrapped up filming a couple of movies together -- Made for Each Other and The Bridge to Nowhere.

Congrats and good luck!

Cheech's stoned ass is getting married!!

Legendary pothead Cheech Marin is getting married (for the third time, like a typical stoner) to his longtime pianist girlfriend, Natasha Rubin. He proposed a few days after Valentine's Day, and she said yes.

Congrats!! Let's smoke up in celebration!!

Maksim and Karina's friends think they're rushing marriage?

Dancing with the Stars lovers Maksim Chmerkovskiy and his fiancee Karina Smirnoff sat down with OK! magazine and covered a few different topics, including how the engagement went and if they're friends think they're rushing marriage.

Do Their Friends Think They Rushed Into an Engagement? "A lot of them thought I rushed into it, but I know our love is real," says Maksim. "When he proposed, I had to close the ring box from shock. I got emotional and was going to start laughing, which is not a good reaction when you’re being proposed to. Maks is never at a loss for words, but he was mumbling and freaking out," says Karina.

When Will They Tie the Knot? "The engagement was tough enough to plan," says Maksim. "so I said to her, "Whatever happens from now on, it’s your plan!" I’ll pick out napkin styles if she wants me to, but other than that, I’m done." Karina adds, "Maks’ idea is to have a big wedding with a band, and my idea is to have it at city hall and take a long honeymoon. We’re negotiating now. I hate choices. There are so many options, it’s stressful."

Will DWTS Dancers Be Invited? "Yes, they’ll do our first dance for us, and we’ll be the backup dancers," says Karina.

Vince Vaughn is engaged

Congrats goes out to Vince Vaughn for popping the question to his 29-year-old realtor girlfriend, Kyla Weber. Not much is really known about Kyla except that she's Canadian, but Vince popped the question on Valentine's Day and she accepted. They plan on either getting married in L.A. or in Alberta, Canada.

Congrats again!!