Friday, June 19, 2009

Danielle Staub sex tape


The Real Housewives of New Jersey season finale aired last night, which was basically just a huge dramatic dinner scene that lasted an hour long. During it, Danielle Staub was her usual dramatic self and started a huge fight over the book that outs her past life as a stripper/prostitute/kidnapper/monkey-f*cker (ok, I made that last one up). Well it turns out, that's not the only controversial thing that could be out there about her. During the show, Danielle dated this 27-year-old fella named Steve Zalewski (she's 46, mind you) and dumped him later on (in a really messy break-up). Steve is coming forward saying Danielle is a total sex freak and she wanted it all the time, and he got some of it on tape! And since she was a total gold digger, he may earn back some cash by selling them!

Not only does she want to have sex all the time, but she loves the thrill of doing it in public places, where she might get caught. She wanted to make love in restaurant bathrooms basically every time we went out — she'd get all excited and say, 'The people can hear you doing it outside!' I'm definitely weighing my options as far as selling them and getting them out there. She cost me so much money, why shouldn't I make a few dollars?

SELL IT! SELL IT! SELL IT! Not that I wanna see this chick naked because she's ugly as hell, but I enjoy laughing at our peoples' inconveniences. Well, when they have it coming, at least.

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