Thursday, June 18, 2009

David Archuleta's dad arrested


David Archuleta's father Jeff was arrested for misdemeanor soliciting a prostitute at a massage parlor in Utah back in January. Apparently the place was known for giving happy endings, and the masseuses even dressed like skanks (Jeff's masseuse was wearing a pair of lace panties.) A "concerned citizen" (which is probably a really p*ssy-whipped husband) called the police after he became concerned at what the masseuses were wearing. The cops set up a one-day undercover sting, then raided the place -- it just so happened Jeff was the only customer there during the raid, and he was caught in mid-backrub. He later admitted that he got sexual favors. Surprisingly, Jeff didn't fight it and he pleaded "no contest" while paying a $582 fine.

Dude! $582 for a massage AND prostitute sex? I'll do it for the story -- road trip to Utah!

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