Like I posted earlier this morning, Kill Bill star David Carradine was found hanging naked in his Bangkok, Thailand hotel room inside of a closet with a rope around his neck and another around his daddy spot, and both of those ropes were tied together. Obviously, seeing the rope around his neck, David's death was assumed to be a suicide, but Thai police are saying it could be accidental just because it's weird that he'd have a rope around his disco stick, too. They ordered an autopsy because of it to find the actual cause of death, but I have a theory.
A lot of times during sex or other sexual acts, people think that being choked during it actually enhances the feeling and makes everything more intense. David was found naked in a closet with a rope around his neck and another around his Little David. Why else would you be naked in a closet with ropes around your neck and (other word for a rooster) unless you were trying to get yourself off and use the choking method to make the feeling more intense? (Hey, it happened on CSI once.) So I'm gonna guess it was an accidental hanging. And I'm also going to vomit for putting the thought of a 70-something-year-old-man masturbating into my head. FML.
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