Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Killing 4 Britney birds with 1 stone


So we have a whole bunch of Britney news today, and we're gonna knock it out right now!! First off, HAPPY 27TH BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!! Secondly, Brit's newest album Circus drops in stores today, and it's definitely reeking of comeback. On top of that, Britney is performing LIVE on Good Morning America at 8:10am ET to celebrate her birthday and the album drop. And finally, our fantastic sources have told us that Britney is being ordered to not drink booze, eat junk food, or have sex in order to ensure a full recovery.

So I guess taking body shots off of her during sex while licking whipped cream off of her as a chaser won't fly, huh? Damn...there goes that fantasy.

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