It's been known for a little while that Michael Jackson is making a comeback at the 02 Arena in London, but he has some weird requests, including a chorus of children. He's requesting that the kids be between the ages of five and 13 (not even old enough to grow pubes, just the way Mikey likes 'em) and he wants exactly equal numbers of black, white, mixed-race and Asian kids. They also need to know sign language. And he's also looking for a drum-line of "young adults, clean cut and mixed-ethnicity."
Oh, Michael. You're a f*cked up musical genius, you know that?
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Are you happy now? What's so weird with having a children's choir as part of a performance? Are you absolutely happy now, idiot? Was Mr. Jackson not acquitted of all charges of child molestation brought against him? Are you happy now?
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