Danica Patrick sucks at driving

Danica Patrick can't drive worth sh*t. Seriously. She was pulled over a few days ago and given a ticket for driving 54 mph in a 35 mph zone. Now sometimes you'd be able to get away with it with the ole "I'm not from around here and didn't see a sign" defense...BUT SHE WAS IN HER HOMETOWN. And apparently, the speeding tickets have been piling up for her in the last few years.

Danica, I'd do many things in a car with you, but driving wouldn't be one of them.