Third film in Twilight Saga announced

Everyone that's a fan of the Twilight series is already anticipating the second movie in the saga, New Moon, which is due out in theaters on November 20 of this year. Turns out they've decided to get a jump start on the third movie in the saga, as well, and Eclipse is slated to be out in theaters on June 30, 2010.

Sa-weet.

Josh Turner is gonna be a daddy again

Congratulations to country star Josh Turner, who just found out he's going to be a father for the second time.

I am so excited about the newest member of our family. I can't wait to hold him or her for the first time.

Josh and his wife Jennifer already have a 2-year-old son, Hampton. Congrats!!

Cheryl Burke dating a model

While other Dancing with the Stars romances have been pretty public (Julianne Hough and Chuck Wicks, Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff, Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Karina), Cheryl Burke has been flying under the radar with her boyfriend. She's been dating Abercrombie and Fitch model Maxwell Zagorski. They were introduced by Lance Bass a few months ago during the Dancing tour.

Abercrombie and Fitch model. Friends with Lance Bass. Umm...anyone else thinking what I am?

RCA drops Clay Aiken?

This hasn't exactly been confirmed yet, but it's looking like RCA dropped Clay Aiken from their record label. The rumor is they dropped him because he came out of the closet and had a baby with his much older friend, but I think that's just hateful, so I'll offer a couple of other reasons.

He got fat, he's annoying, and he has a face you just wanna haul off and punch. But I'm sure he's a nice guy.

Nicole Richie knocked up again

What's better than one bastard child? How bout two?! Nicole Richie is knocked up again from her boyfriend, Joel Madden. The couple already has a baby girl named Harlow, and Joel posted on Good Charlotte's official website that he's about to be a father for the second time.

Congrats! Might wanna tie the knot soon (or start wrapping your junk), but congrats!

Funny ass thank you speech

Here's the speech I was telling you about in the Oscars Winner list I just posted. The fella's name is Kunio Kato. The best part of the speech is quite possibly the first line, and the last line.



Styx would be proud.

Full Oscars winner list

Best Picture - Slumdog Millionaire

Actor in a Leading Role - Sean Penn, Milk

Actress in a Leading Role - Kate Winslet, The Reader

Actor in a Supporting Role - Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight

Actress in a Supporting Role - Penelope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Directing - Slumdog Millionaire

Foreign Language Film - Departures

Music (Song) - Slumdog Millionaire

Music (Score) - Slumdog Millionaire

Film Editing - Slumdog Millionaire

Sound Mixing - Slumdog Millionaire

Sound Editing - The Dark Knight

Visual Effects - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Documentary Short - Smile Pinki

Documentary Feature - Man on Wire

Short Film (Live Action) - Spielzeugland (Toyland)

Cinematography - Slumdog Millionaire

Makeup - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Costume Design - The Duchess

Art Direction - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Short Film (Animated) - La Maison en Petits Cubes (The Director of this film had the BEST speech ever...if I can find it, I'll post it)

Animated Feature Film - Wall-E

Writing (Adapted Screenplay) - Slumdog Millionaire

Writing (Original Screenplay) - Milk

Congrats to Heath Ledger

The full list of Oscar winners will be posted, but I thought Heath Ledger deserved his own spot. Regardless of the controversy surrounding how he died, Heath absolutely KILLED IT in his role as the Joker in The Dark Knight. I really think it's one of the best jobs I've seen in my entire life.

Congratulations on being named Best Supporting Actor, Heath. You earned it!

Ellen and Portia want to procreate...and MORE!!!!

Coming soon: A poll on who hopes Chris Brown gets his ass kicked. (celeb news)

Ellen and Portia wanna have kids and cattle. (smack)

Nadya Suleman is doing a good job spending our tax dollars. (candy)

WTF is Katy Perry wearing? (ayyyy)

Why are we still talking about Jennifer Love Hewitt's weight? (POTP)

Has LiLo moved on to Lily Allen? (gabby)

Kingston Rossdale chills with the Beckhams. (bitten)

The Rock is electrifying Wrestlemania 25?!?! (wrestling)

First pic released of Rihanna after the beating

This seriously makes me f*cking sick. Chris Brown didn't just smack Rihanna, he didn't just hit her, he beat the sh*t out of her. Look at this. RIDICULOUS. And before all you Chris Brown fans try to get his back and say that pic is a fake, I got your proof that it's her right below. Look the right side of the pic after Chris beat her -- see that tattoo? Now look below -- the same tattoo is on the same shoulder during a performance on The View.

I never wish death on anyone, but Chris -- I hope Jay-Z really does cap your ass. You're a f*cking scumbag.

Another Lindsay/Sam blowout

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson did what they do best on Valentine's Day -- fight. They got into a HUGE blowout in the middle of a New York City street, then played sick to get out of an event they were supposed to appear at together. Funny thing is, that same night, Lindsay was seen partying until around 6am, and ended up spending the night at Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick's apartment.

I don't even need to make a wise comment -- the story speaks for itself.

Sylvester Stallone almost kills someone

Sylvester Stallone was just cruisin around in Beverly Hills the other day when he almost ran someone the hell over. Sly was gabbing away on his cell and wasn't paying attention to the person crossing the street. He finally noticed the person and jammed on his brakes, stopping just before impact. Sly got outta the car and helped the guy to his feet (who fell down even though he didn't get hit), and fist-bumped him.

Apparently in Beverly Hills, a fist-bump makes almost getting killed OK.

Justin and Jessica move in together

After 2 years of dating, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have taken one step closer to getting engaged -- they're moving in together. They just bought a sa-weet apartment in New York City that they say they're ready to settle down in.

It's a sad, sad day. But congrats, J-Squared!!

More proof Gwyneth Paltrow is way up Madonna's ass

Gwyneth Paltrow has been ordered by her husband, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, to stop losing weight. Apparently, she's been losing a ridiculous amount of weight and has the same trainer as Madonna, and Chris is scared sh*tless that she'll end up being as skinny and boney as Madge.

WHAT is Gwyneth's obsession with Madonna?!

Cameron Diaz getting married?

Cameron Diaz and her boyfriend Paul Sculfor are talking about tying the knot in Paul's homeland of the UK. They've already checked out places to have a huge bash, and Cameron's trying to convince Chanel to make her a custom-made dress. They're hoping to get hitched by the summer, and Cameron wants to get knocked up right away.

Umm...did anyone else even realize she had a boyfriend?

Kate Winslet is done getting naked

Kate Winslet has had some famous nude scenes, namely her seen in Titanic where Leonardo DiCaprio's character paints her. In her most recent movie, The Reader (which she's nominated for an Oscar for,) she's shown in a bunch of scenes getting railed by a younger fella (she plays a teacher that has an affair with a student.) Sadly, it's probably the last time we'll see her butt ass naked, for two reasons.

A) I can't keep getting away with it, and b) I don't want to become 'that actress who always gets her kit off.

It's cool, Kate. We'll love you whether or not you're a hussy.

Lisa Rinna hits up Playboy

Lisa Rinna appeared in Playboy over 10 years ago while she was 6 months pregnant. This time, she decided to bare it all without having a kid inside her womb. Instead, she just went for the MILF card and is posing at the age of 45. Back when she was on Dancing with the Stars, she trained and toned up like crazy, but she was ordered by the photographer to put the weights down. Lisa said she was told not to look "long, sinewy, and muscular. (The photographer) wants you soft."

Well, we already know that she shaves her box, based on a previous post of a picture showing her in a dress with an insanely high slit and no panties on, so at least she has one step in the right direction.

More celebrity reactions to Chris Brown/Rihanna situation

A few more celebrities have offered their reactions about Chris Brown's bitch ass beating Rihanna. Check them out below. (And just a heads up, I'll be posting a pic of a beaten Rihanna in a little while...and you won't believe how horrible she looks.)

Roseanne Barr: "Chris Brown uses language of the perpetrator just like every sleazy bastard who ever smacked his wife, kid mother or girlfriend around uses. His lies and excuses make me want to beat the crap out of him."

Christian Siriano: "You know what? I've met Rihanna, she's kind of a diva. I don't think anybody deserves that, but I feel bad for them ... there has to be something that she did to provoke it ... You can't hit a woman."

Kanye: "All I want to say is, it's so devastating. Just as a person, I don't care how famous she is or even if she just worked at McDonald's .. [abuse] should never happen. It should never come to that place."

Kim Kardashian: "I am in shock Rihanna and Chris canceled on this year's Grammy show! I was SO looking forward to seeing both of them. They were essentially going to be the prom queen and king this year!" (Clearly she's a dumbass.)

T.I.: "He cool, you know. I guess he a little concerned about the situation, but he's still the same Chris." (He later backtracked on the comments, saying that he spoke too quickly without knwoing the entire situation.)

Debbie Matenopoulos' divorce gets ugly

Ya know, if I ever get famous, I don't really know if I wanna get married. Because if you get divorced, it ALWAYS ends up messy. Debbie Matenopoulos' divorce is headed down the same path. She's saying that her soon-to-be-ex hubby, Jay Faires, has secret bank accounts and more money than he's letting on to, and she's going after it.

I believe [Faires] is or may be entitled to much more financially than what he has so far disclosed. I have also discovered that [he] may have other bank accounts, foreign and domestic, that he has not disclosed.

They're both also requesting spousal support, which clearly shows they're just all about the Benjamins.

Jen Vs Angie, The Showdown in Tinsel Town..and MORE!!!!

Your mom loves to take polls about celebrities. Really. She told me last night. (celeb news)

Okay, I'll admit it. Tom Cruise might be bat sh*t crazy, but he makes adorable offspring. (smack)

Ohhhhh snap! Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie might rumble this week!! (candy)

Kanye was a sex addict as a kid. WTF? (POTP)

Beyonce's sister ends up in the hospital after taking pills!! (gabby)

Melinda Doolittle is back!! (bitten)

Hulkamania running wild at Wrestlemania 25?!?! (wrestling)