Kelly Osbourne's been sniffing the cotton candy again...and MORE!!!

Emma Watson shows her fans the love! (celeb news)

Diane Sawyer hits the sauce before GMA? (smack)

Pete Wentz rocks some Uggs, and therefore will get punched in the face by yours truly. (candy)

Rihanna's got some talent...times 2! (ayyyy)

K-Fed's gonna 2-step. (POTP)

Apparently, Sarah Jessica Parker likes to be cheated on. (gabby)

Kelly Osbourne hits up rehab. Again. (bitten)

Who's next to join The Legacy?! (wrestling)

Kevin Covais graduates from Idol to College

You may remember him as Chicken Little from Season 5 of American Idol, but Kevin Covais has been making a name for himself since being voted off the show. He isn't actually singing right now, but he's become a hell of an actor. Kev got a starring role in the teen comedy College, which hits stores on DVD on the 27th, and he's also co-starring in a movie with Lindsay Lohan called Labor Pains. He said he's not giving up on singing yet, but film and TV just intrigue him more right now, and obviously he's doing something right if he's become so successful in it.

Good for him!! Like they say, where a door closes, a window opens!

Lily Allen rocks the cover of Spin

Lily Allen is SMOKIN' HOT as the cover girl for the February issue of Spin magazine. Well, even though it looks nothing like her...

Biggest Loser alum having a baby!

A huge (no pun intended) congratulations goes out to Biggest Loser alums Marty and Amy Wolff, who are pregnant with their first child! The two weight-loss-wonders competed together on Season 3 of Loser, and ended up falling in love after the finale. During an update show, Marty proposed to Amy (while she was weighing in, no less), and were married shortly after. Amy said this time around, she's happy about the weight she's gaining and she's actually not even keeping track of the pounds, she's just eating healthy and basing everything on how her body feels, not the number on a scale.

Congrats again!!

Extortion plot over Travolta pic

Some people are total, absolute pr*cks. John Travolta is pretty much being served an ultimatum by a couple of douchebags who are saying they have a picture of John's son Jett Travolta dying. The picture was apparently taken by two men and was snapped on a cell phone while Jett was in a hospital bed. They're demanding $20 million from John or they're going to release the pic to the press.

Seriously, how much of a scumbag are you to hold an ultimatum over someone's head about their 16-year-old son that just died? That's total bullsh*t.

Andy Dick is tri-sexual?

Andy Dick is absolutely f*cking nuts, and that's why most people love him. So when he comes out and does things like telling Tyra Banks that he's tri-sexual, everyone gets a kick out of it. Andy says he's tri because he'll literally try any and everything, plus the straight and gay communities don't really accept him.

I'll try anything. I really have tried everything, except nothing with animals. There's only room for one animal -- that would be me. I say, 'I'm bi, my love knows no gender,' and the straight community says, 'Oh right, that's just a cover-up -- you're gay!' And the gay community says, 'Yeah right, that's just a cover-up -- you're gay.' They both want to push me gay.

Andy can currently be seen on the VH1 show Sober House, which is a spin-off of sorts of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. Andy actually said it was tough to be in the Sober House since he wasn't allowed to have sex. Poor fella.

Paula Abdul is seriously a nut job

Paula Abdul has come out and pretty much said that she made Beyonce and Rihanna's careers. She said the two superstars have her to thank, since her songs and videos have stood the test of time, and thinks Beyonce, Rihanna, and everyone like them use her songs and videos as an almanac to study from.

Are you kidding me? I'll give credit where credit is due, you definitely set the bar and kicked ass in your prime, but there's no way in hell that B and RiRi have YOU to thank for their super stardom. Lay off the vodka.

Simon Cowell fires a judge

No worries, my little chick-a-dees. Simon didn't fire any judges off American Idol (actually, I don't even think he has that power), but he dropped someone from Britain's Got Talent. Model/Actress Kelly Brook was brought on as a 4th judge to spice things up, but was fired after 6 days after Simon said she just didn't have the necessary skills to impress him.

Which probably means she wouldn't get naked with him.

Spencer can fight?

Who knew that Spencer Pratt was actually kind of tough, and not just an annoying pretty boy? Apparently after his sister Stephanie got dropped by her boyfriend, Spencer ran into her ex at a club and got in his face. The argument ended with Spencer kicking the crap out of the kid and sending him to the hospital.

Great, now Spencer is probably going to say he's tough enough to start training for MMA. Eh, it's all good. My lady love Gina Carano will break him in half.

Dane Cook dated American Idol contestant

It turns out that American Idol Season 8 contestant Raquel Houghton already has some ties to Hollywood. She dated funnyman Dane Cook for about 3 years, splitting right before he had a couple of semi-hit flicks with Employee of the Month and Good Luck Chuck.

And by semi-hit flicks, I mean they tanked in the box office. But they're worth picking up for cheap on DVD, in case you were wondering.

Nicole Richie lands a new reality show

Nicole Richie is slated to star in her own reality show that highlights her life as a mother to a rockstar baby. Harlow, her daddydukes Joel Madden, Joel's brother Benji, and Nicole's dad Lionel will all appear on the show, too.

I couldn't stand The Simple Life, but stuck up broads usually piss me off anyway. Nicole seems like she's grown up a ton, so this might actually be a show you don't want to miss.

Miley Cyrus hits the video blog

Miley Cyrus threw up a video blog on mileyworld.com to bash her newest haters. Apparently, she's been getting a bunch of crap for wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt lately, so she felt the need to bust out a rap to fight back. She also said that things are cool between her, Demi Lovato, and Selena Gomez, and that she still loves Nick Jonas. I'm sure Justin Gaston was a huge fan of that one. Check out the blog below.

Jodie Sweetin falls off the wagon

While filming a movie in North Carolina, Jodie Sweetin was seen snorting some coke (no, not the cola). She can pretty much kiss any kind of custody of her 9-month-old daughter goodbye. She's still wrapped up in a hardcore divorce battle with Cody Herpin, who actually called her an unfit mother last month and said she's driven drunk with her daughter in the car.

I may have had a crush on Jodie way back in the day, but screw that. If she's hittin the coke again, take that kid away from her.

Rihanna gains a few pounds but is still sexy as hell...and MORE!!!

YESSSS!!! I've always wanted to smell like a Whopper! (celebrity news)

It's really nice to see Jennifer Hudson smile again. (smack)

It's official!! George Clooney is returning to ER! (candy)

J-Lo and Marc Anthony tell the press to suck it. (ayyyy)

Rihanna should probably lay off the Twinkies. (POTP)

Most people either throw up or make bad sexual decisions when they get drunk. Lily Allen buys beaches. (gabby)

The Top 198 boobies of 2009. 'Nuff said. (bitten)

Maria and CM Punk talk smack about each other?! (wrestling)

Oscar Nominations (The major ones!!!)

FYI: This poster is from last year. This year's Oscars will air on February 22nd. Now, onto the nominations!


Best Picture
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
Milk
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire

Best Director
Danny Boyle - Slumdog Millionaire
Stephen Daldry - The Reader
David Fincher - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Ron Howard - Frost/Nixon
Gus Van Sant - Milk

Best Actor
Richard Jenkins - The Visitor
Frank Langella - Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn - Milk
Brad Pitt - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Mickey Rourke - The Wrestler

Best Actress
Anne Hathaway - Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie - The Changeling
Melissa Leo - Frozen
Meryl Streep - Doubt
Kate Winslet - The Reader

Best Supporting Actor
Josh Brolin - Milk
Robert Downey Jr. - Tropic Thunder
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Doubt
Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
Michael Shannon - Revolutionary Road

Best Supporting Actress
Amy Adams - Doubt
Penelope Cruz - Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis - Doubt
Taraji P. Henson - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Marisa Tomei - The Wrestler

Best Animated Feature Film
Bolt
Kung Fu Panda
Wall-E

Check out the rest of the nominations right here!

Heath Ledger was clean when he died?

Hollywood Director Terry Gilliam is trying to clear Heath Ledger's name by saying that he didn't have a drug problem when he died of an accidental drug overdose over a year ago (I know, that sounds weird to me too.) He said that Heath kicked his addiction to weed and alcohol and actually credits his death to "insomnia."

Hmm...I suppose it's possible. I mean, Jessie Spano from Saved by the Bell was addicted to caffeine pills, so it's definitely possible to overdose on sleeping pills.

Sharon Stone and Olsen Twins get graffitied

The members of PETA are a bunch of d*ckbags. I understand how they hate when animals get slaughtered and stuff, but sometimes they go WAY too far. First off, it's the circle of life for animals to get killed for us to eat...it's just how it goes. So if the animal is killed anyway, why not make a coat out of the fur? It's not like they're killing animals to look high-maintenance.

Anyway, this is the sh*t PETA does to "protest" animals not being slaughtered. They pulled this childish bullsh*t on not only the Olsen Twins star, but on Sharon Stone's star, too, calling her an "old fur hag." Hey PETA...go f*ck yourselves.

Johnifer splits again?

It's being said that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have split up again, but this time it's not John's wandering eye that was the problem. Jen apparently just isn't ready to commit.

So let me get this straight. They broke up the first time because John was too flirty and had a "wandering eye," but they break up now because Jen doesn't want to commit and basically just wants to whore it up? Yeah, I don't really believe this for a second.

Is Demi Moore pregnant?

Who knew drinking non-alcoholic beer could spark baby rumors? Demi Moore met up with hubby Ashton Kutcher at the wrap party for his latest film, and was spotted drinking non-alcoholic beer, not to mention the two of them were all over each other like flies on poop. I wouldn't put money on Demi being knocked up, but it's entirely possible. She IS a cougar, and Ashton IS a guy, so it wouldn't surprise me. As always, we'll keep you updated if we hear anything.

Renee Zellweger has a new man?

Renee Zellweger might possibly have a post-divorce romance going. She's sworn off relationships for now since her divorce with Kenny Chesney, but she's been seen out a lot with MSNBC legal correspondent Dan Abrams. But Renee MIGHT just be another notch in Dan's Hollywood belt. He's been working his way up the Hollywood chain of love, dating TV stars like Elisabeth Rohm and Jaime Murray before hooking up with Renee.

I'm sorry, but as much as I try to look past it, I just can't bring myself to find a woman who looks like she's constantly farting or getting an enema attractive.