Kim Kardshian says she didn't cheat on Reggie Bush

Kim Kardashian responded to rumors that she cheated on New Orleans Saints runningback Reggie Bush on her blog yesterday. She posted that she never cheated on Reggie, and the two of them have a normal relationship, which includes "trusting each other blindly." Apparently the rumors were started by Shanna Moakler, who said Kim ended up getting it on with Shanna's ex-husband, Travis Barker.

Oh drama, how I love you when I'm not involved.

Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee...again?

Pamela Anderson just moved back in with her on-again/off-again ex-husband/baby's daddy Tommy Lee. Expect another sex tape soon.

Simon Cowell voted "Best Villain"

A recent poll was conducted to figure out the best and worst of reality TV. Simon Cowell was voted "Best Reality Villain" for his meanness. Spencer Pratt was voted a close second, probably because he just looks like a douchebag.

X-Files returns to the big screen!

Yup, that's David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson looking pretty awkward at the LA premiere of X-Files: I Want to Believe last night. The movie hits the theaters this weekend.

No more Mike Delfino on Desperate Housewives?

First off ladies, don't say I never do anything for you. You're welcome for that picture. You too, Jackson. Anyway...

So here's the deal. Two seasons ago, the season finale for Desperate Housewives was Susan Mayer (played by Teri Hatcher) and Mike Delfino (played by James Denton) got married. They got pregnant, had a baby, yippie skippie. On the finale of last season, the last few minutes showed a "flash forward" of 5 years, and showed Susan coming home to a different man. That started rumors that James Denton would be off the show since they weren't together anymore.

But fear not, ladies! Your favorite plumber on Wisteria Lane will be returning, but even he wasn't sure. The show's creator, Marc Cherry, finally told him that he'd be returning, but wouldn't tell in what capacity he would be returning.

And now that I've finished this post, I'm going to go play football and check out girls, because I just feel way too girly right now.

Heather Locklear doing well after depression treatment

It's not just celebs that think they're hot who go crazy (Hey there, Mariah Carey), but the actual pretty ones go a little nutso, too!

Heather Locklear just completed a month-long program for anxiety and depression, and a friend says she's doing great.

If you're wondering, the answer is yes. Mariah is still a psycho.

OMGZZZ!! IT'S A STORY ABOUT THE J0NA$ BR0THERZZZZZ!!!

I tried to be as n00b as possible on that title. Anyway, the Jonas Brothers (OMGZZZZ!!!) could be moving near you. No, seriously.

If you live in the Dallas-Fort Worth, TX area, then get ready to become the JoBro's #1 stalker. They bought a $2.8 million house in a suburb Vaquero, but bad news girls. It's a gated community. (Dig a tunnel!)

They gave their mom power of attorney to purchase the house, and Kevin, Joe, and Nick will join other celebrities in the area, including Atlanta Braves first basemen Mark Teixeira, and former NFL quarterbacks Drew Bledsoe and Terry Bradshaw.

If you feel the ground shaking right now, don't worry, it's not an earthquake. It's just every teenie bopper in Dallas jumping up and down.

Secrets about Brangelina's new twins!

So a little secret was let out of the bag about Brangelina's new twins. They weren't conceived naturally, but with In Vitro Fertilization. I refuse to break down what that is right here, because I'm sure I'll be breaking some sort of law with the younger fans of this page, so just click here if you're that curious. Anyway, it's usually done when one of the partners is infertile.

Can you imagine if Brad Pitt, the man that every women wishes they could sleep with, can't get it up?! Score one for the pudgy, pancake-loving guys!

Oh snap! Britney and Justin back together!

Well, kinda. They're not dating or anything, but OK! Magazine is reporting that Mr. JT himself, Justin Timberlake, will be hooking up for a duet on Britney Spears' latest album! She's been in the studio all summer long working on one, and he's been all over the place doing his thing. They haven't performed anything together since Super Bowl XXXV, when Britney and *NSYNC joined Aerosmith on stage during the Halftime Show.

I'm willing to bet Miss Manda is reading this and going, "eeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!"

How messed up is Amy Winehouse?

You know you're effed when your wax figure looks better than the real you.

J-A-Double D is your hook up...holla if you hear me

So I figured since we're all poor and looking under couch cushions for money these days, I'd possibly help you guys save a few bucks. Even though Miley Cyrus' album dropped on Tuesday (at least in the US), I got my hands on an online copy for you all to check out. That way if you think it sucks, you don't waste money on it! So enjoy, check it out here, and you're welcome.

New Gossip Girl ads = softcore porn

The new Gossip Girl advertisements are getting a lot of heat for being...well, hot. This is one of four ads that are running right now to promote the show's new season (which starts on Sept 1).

Ahhh yes. Nothing says "watch me" like a picture of a guy getting a face full of bodacious ta-ta's.

Kellie Pickler is a reality tv whore

American Idol alum Kellie Pickler wants to dabble in another hit reality show -- Dancing with the Stars. She told former Dancing pro and close friend Julianne Hough that she wanted to try it, saying she can shake it in the clubs but learning the dance techniques would be a challenge.

Me thinks she's just looking for 15 more minutes of fame. Lame.

Sienna Miller suing over her boobies

Sienna Miller is suing News International and Big Pictures photo agency for the topless pics of her making out with Balthazar Getty on a boat.

Since the pics surfaced, Balthazar came out and said that he and his wife (who mothers his four children) are separated, and called the photos of him and Sienna embarrassing.

Sienna is suing for breach of privacy.

Breach of privacy? Seriously? Breach of privacy would be if there was a paparazzo climbing a fence to get pics of you sunbathing nude, not when you're letting your boobies bounce all around a boat in open public! What a dumb broad.

Ethan Hawke a daddy again

Ethan Hawke and his former nanny-turned-wife Ryan Shawhughes welcomed a beautiful baby girl to the world last week. Her name? Clementine.

Seriously? Another fruit? Enough already!

Brooke Hogan speaks politics

Ever wonder what it'd be like it Brooke Hogan were President?

Like, I'm so moody all the time, I know I couldn't be able to run a country, 'cause I'd be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, y'know?

Like, this girl is seriously a mental case, y'know?

Lynne Spears....

The Enquirer is reporting that in 1975 Lynne Spears hit and killed a 12-year-old boy who was riding his bike in Kentwood. The article says Lynne was driving her brother to the hospital when the incident occurred.

A rep for Lynne told the tabloid "It bothers Lynne still to this day," adding, "She really doesn't like to talk about it. She just wanted to forget that it ever happened -- but she can't."

The young boy, Anthony Winters, lived along the route Lynne was taking.

Lynne's rep says, "Anthony Winters and his friend were in the road on a curve on a bicycle. As Lynne rounded the curve she could not avoid the boy in the street as there was oncoming traffic in the opposite lane."

Anthony later died at the hospital as a result of his injuries.

Her rep adds, “Lynne realized the boy was struck immediately and to this day is grieved by the Winters’ loss of their son.“



Intense...

2 of 3 Jonas' Left on Market...

1 is TAKEN! And has been for months!! Nick, the youngest Jonas brother, is dating fellow Disney star, Selena Gomez from Wizards of Waverly Place!! Sadly enough, at age 25, I know and watch this show haha

A rep for the Jonas Brothers maintains there's no romance. "They are not girlfriend and boyfriend. They're friends. All of the Jonas Brothers are friends with Selena."

Eh, I don't believe them... there's crucial evidence... she was seen wearing one of his shirts... and in the latest issue of ROLLING STONE, there's a picture of Selena looking very cozy with Nick... hmmmmm

Haha no clue if this is true but I think they make a cute couple so I'll spread the rumor anyways....

Jennifer Garner is definitely pregnant

Either that's a baby bump, or she's insanely bloated and loaded with gas.

Kid Rock gets probation for Waffle House brawl

Kid Rock was in court yesterday for the incident last year where he allegedly beat the crap outta someone at a Waffle House outside of Atlanta. He was sentenced to 12 months of probation and 6 months of anger management. He was charged with four other accounts of battery for punching and kicking a customer at the restaurant, but they were dropped.

Don't screw with Kid Rock's waffles!