Jamie Lee Curtis celebrates sobriety

Jamie Lee Curtis hits the cover of More magazine for the July/August issue and speaks up about something she's been very quiet about. Her drug and alcohol problems.

The soon-to-be 50-year-old actress-turned children's author reveals in the magazine that she struggled with drug and alcohol addiction for more than 20 years, but kept it so underwraps that not even her husband Chris knew.

She decided to flip the script on her problems just 10 years ago at a New Year's Eve party. Everyone at the dinner table wrote on a piece of paper what goal they wanted to accomplish, and all Jamie Lee could think of was sobriety. The piece of paper sits in a frame on her dresser.

It's the single most important thing I've ever done. When you gain sobriety in the middle of your life, you're really reborn.

If only she could be reborn as a not-hemaphrodite, too.

Heather Mills has a new boyfriend

Heather Mills has moved on after her messy divorce with Beatles legend Paul McCartney. After taking over $40 million of the singer's money, she's moved onto 36-year-old Jamie Walker. What he sees in her I have no idea, but she's made sure everyone knows what she sees in him. A friend says:

He is a gym junkie and Heather has been boasting his body is so much fitter than Paul's.

Heather Mills is dumber than I thought. "Duhhh...my new boyfriend is 36 and has a better body than my ex-husband who is in his 60's. Duhh...I have one leg, too. Wanna see?"

New Michael Jackson molestation stories?

Did Michael Jackson molest Corey Haim (and possibly Corey Feldman, too?) That's what the rumor mill is going crazy with after the latest episode of The Two Coreys aired some dirty laundry. The two former best friends are out to eat at a restaurant when Feldman tells Haim that he can destroy him. It's all down hill from there. Check out the clip.


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David Cook thinks Archuleta's dad is cool

I didn't realize this was still an issue, seeing as how American Idol ended about a month ago, but apparently there's still talk going on about how people view David Arculeta's dad, Jeff. Idol winner David Cook was the latest to throw in his two cents.

I've never seen Jeff be anything but a caring, loving father, so for me it’s much ado about nothing.

Cook also said he's excited to have Jeff on the bus for the American Idol tour. Maybe now that everyone smells what the winner is Cookin' (see what I did there?), this topic can die quicker than Jackson's attraction to women.

Sad News for Jadd...

Sorry buddy but Christine Marinoni may be off the market soon... you'll never get your chance... Cynthia Nixon is ready to work her partner down the aisle as soon as it's legalized... "In an ideal world, we'd like to [get married] in New York, when it becomes legalized," Nixon, 42, told New York's Daily News. "Hopefully, it won't take 20 years," Nixon added.

Well, I guess you still got somewhat of a chance... go for itttttt, Naamani.

More New Music...

Vanessa Hudgens is giving a solo career a shot... but I don't think this song will launch it... what do you think?

No fake boobies for Miranda!

The New York Post reported last week that Sex and the City star Cynthia Nixon was in a hospital getting breast implants. In possibly one of the best F-U's ever, Nixon responded with what she was really doing in the hospital.

I was at St. Luke's-Roosevelt Hospital for my 'three-monthly' checkup. I was in the Oncology Department. I guess they think that means 'plastic surgery.' The story was totally false. It would be annoying and disheartening in any case, but particularly because I've been so open about my breast cancer.

Moral of the story -- The New York Post sucks. Stick with Dirtydirtdirt.com

Heidi Montag...New Song... Again... Hahaha

I feel like I'm always seeing "Heidi Montag's New Single" somewhere on the internet month after month yet I never hear any of them on the radio... and because of the lack of success and being dropped by her old label...she has decided to continue to pump out "singles" on her OWN label... I just don't see it happening but I admire her persistence... some parts are catchy, some are cheesy... and I DID like her song, BODY LANGUAGE.. so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt with the new album....

In February, Montag’s boyfriend and manager, Spencer Pratt, told PEOPLE an album was in the works. “We’re financing [the album] ourselves on a shoestring budget,” Pratt said. “It’s so organic. And this is just the warm-up. We’re just heating up the water in the bathtub. It’s gonna get hot!”

Check out her new single: HERE

Woody Harrelson getting sued

Paparazzo Josh Levine is suing Woody Harrelson for $2.5 million over an incident that went down two years ago. According to Levine, he was photographing the actor when Woody turned around and put him in a chokehold, broke his camera, and told his bodyguard to lay a beatin' on him. Levine said two years later, he still has mental, physical, and emotional pain from the incident.

Levine didn't say what it feels like to be a male with a vagina, though.

PDA All Around...

some more of my favorite topic... celeb couples... something must have been in the air this weekend... nobody could keep their hands/lips to themselves... aww... who's your fave new couple??

Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston Switch Guys?

Jennifer Aniston, as we all know, has been dating John Mayer for the past couple of months. And as we also know... it was rumored that he was spotted with Cameron a while back too. So I don't know if this is a revenge scheme or what but... Cameron has stepped out with Aniston's ex, Paul Sculfor!! Interesting... haha I think Cameron and Paul look cute..

George Carlin: 1937-2008

The comedy world has lost the funniest MF'er to ever hit a stage. George Carlin died yesterday of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital.

I'm pretty bummed I never got to see him live. If you've never heard his stuff, just YouTube him. You'll laugh for hours.

50 Cent castrates Young Buck (pretty much)

First, 50 Cent boots Young Buck outta G-Unit. Now, Fiddy pretty much ended whatever kind of street cred and "badass" appearance Buck had.

A few days ago, the two rappers had a phone conversation where Buck pretty much said he treated 50 like crap and he did wrong by him. Fiddy is heard consoling Buck and trying to calm him down, which leads to Buck crying.

Yes, you read that right. Buck cried on the phone with 50. Then after consoling him, 50 leaked the convo onto the internet. Lucky for us, Hot 97's Miss Info dropped the entire convo right here. Part 1 is pretty boring, but Part 2 is what really makes Buck sound like he could get his ass kicked by Napoleon Dynamite.

I know I made fun of him in the pic, but I really feel bad for Buck. He totally got douched over by Fiddy. Not too cool.

CELEBRITY SIGHTING: Paul Guilfoyle

CSI's Captain Jim Brass, played by Paul Guilfoyle, was hanging out on Cape Cod during the weekend and dropped by the WCOD Chowderfest at the Cape Cod Melody Tent in Hyannis yesterday.

He's a super nice guy, and loves him some chowdah!!

Steve Guttenberg's gonna knock you out!

This is what happens when you interrupt Steve Guttenberg's light jog.

Part of me thinks he's just trying to get attention. Because seriously, what has he done in the last 10 years?

Keira Knightley likes her boobies

During a promotion for her upcoming movie The Edge of Love, People Magazine asked Keira what she thought about nude scenes (since she gets nekkid in this flick).

I always bare my breasts. It's not like it's only in this film!

She also said she hates love scenes where a girl is in a bra, so the decision to take it off for The Edge of Love was "very simple."

And I happen to be very single, Keira.

Christie Brinkley wants public divorce

Former supermodel Christie Brinkley went to the NY Supreme Court on Friday to try and make her divorce public. She filed in 2006 from her husband Peter Cook, who is accused of hooking up with his 18-year-old assistant. If the divorce goes public, Brinkley plans on going public with Cook's love for Internet porn.

Ummm seriously...what guy doesn't look at Internet porn? (Except for me, obviously. I'm a perfect angel.)

The Dirty Dirt -- Mario Lopez

Click the pic for a better view -- especially if text looks blurry...

Jonas Brothers "Burnin' Up" Official Music Video

The single was released to radio today. And the music video too. This is 75% of my future phone calls at KISS for the next few months:



Pretty funny video. Karate Kid rules!
And PS -- Timbaland didn't go back to Krispy Kreme donuts, that's the band's bodyguard Rob who does the small rap breakdown... and he could bend me into a balloon animal so I will compliment his awesome MC skillz.

BREAKING NEWS (for real this time): Curt Schilling out for season!

Dirtydirtdirt.com has just learned that Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling is out for the entire season. He told WEEI Radio in Boston that he will undergo shoulder surgery on Monday.

Curt, you were a God for every season that you pitched here. You helped us to TWO World Series rings in 4 seasons after going 86 years without one. You have nothing left to prove. Hang up the cleats and enjoy your family, Number 38. Job well done.