File Under; "Seriously?"

Alright, now I know I am approaching 30. And I know that I grew up in the 80's. But uh... Really? This is what the youth of America is entranced by? Really? A quasi-homosexual cast-off from "Two-A-Days" and some chick who can't sing? Really? (Unleash your hate emails... Now!)

Who IS this - Madonna or Hillary Clinton?

I believe they are doppelgangers. Soooo if Hillary Clinton becomes president, she could throw kickass concerts, dress up in a wedding dress and roll around on stage then make out with Britney Spears on stage.

Madonna looks fit and all. But look at all that extra empty skin. She looks like a mix of Hillary Clinton... and a shar pei... or a deflating Macy's Day Parade balloon.


(Click the picture for a better look and you'll see what I'm saying.)

omg britney!

is in a museum and you can see her - if you're in hollywood - i wanna go, i wanna go!!!



it's called 'just britney' in a local artists studio back in cali - click here for the art studio!

The Hottest Jessica Says "No" To Wonder Woman

There were rumors that Jessica Biel was going to be playing Wonder Woman in an upcoming "Justice League America" movie. Fellow horn-dogs (and "chesters" -- old dudes that like younger gals) united to gleefully pass the idea of Biel in that superhot America-wear. Unfortunately Entertainment Weekly is squashing our... err... THEIR dreams:

"Actress Jessica Biel has decided to pass on playing Wonder Woman in Warner Brothers live-action adaptation of Justice League of America. The former 7th Heaven star had been in early talks to play the Amazonian princess. She’s currently shooting the drama Powder Blue with Forest Whitaker."

By the way:
1) Jessica Biel
2) Jessica Alba
3) Jessica Rabbit
4) Jessica Simpson

The invisible jet still rules!

jailbird!

someone's gonna enjoy eatin' munch while in the big house!

oh dear jenna

well i couldn't help but be a mouthy bitch about this current subject, thank god i don't live in england, right?! haha

jenna bush recently did her first interview with the press and i'll admit - i was actually quiet pleased with her comments considering who she came from.

you can watch the video online - just click here

on a more different note, someone looks way to much like their mother and needs some lip injections.

Lay Off the Twinkies, J-Lo!!!

When will Jennifer Lopez and Zombie finally admit that they're expecting child?

They played the Trump Taj Mahal Arena in Atlantic City last night and J-Lo wore maternity-style nightware throughout the performance (see photographic evidence to the left).

I'm sure they'll keep denying for a little while longer, but soon enough they'll have to come forth with the big news: that Mark Anthony has been dead for the past 6 years!














Oh yeah, and that J-Lo's having the zombie's baby.

in it to win it

loooove cheerleading.

but more than that - love my good friend logan that is in it - you can see him in the trailer |he's the really tall dude doin' flips and shit|

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Drinking With Your Mouth Has Jumped the Shark

Hey! The weekend is here!!! Why not watch some dingleberry drink a beer through his nose! It's from Letterman the other night. This guy's nose is an alky:

Weekend Headlines and Links

Katherine McPhee got engaged to an old guy.  Come look at him. (Dirty)

Rihanna looks smoking-super-uber hot walking the runway. (POTP)

The kids say "screw life... let us eat chickens!" (Popbytes)

Kanye West is still dissing MTV... and his girlfriend is pretty smoking-super-uber hot.  Come look at her. (Dirty)

Kiefer Sutherland Going TO JAIL??? (Gabby)

Nicole Richie going to alcohol rehab program. (Crunch)

kAEdo K Random Review: "Across the Universe" (Dirty)



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Congratulations Katherine McPhee!!!

Congratulations Katherine McPhee!!!
She is now engaged to some old guy.
She's 23 -- he's 42. His name is Nick Cokas and they've been dating for a while.

Seriously. How come when old ladies date young guys they're called "cougars" but when old men date young girls they're called "child molestors?"

Kanye Still Holding "I Don't Like You Anymore" Grudge Against MTV

Check out Kanye West's fiancee Alexis. Shoot. Not so bad for a guy with a gimp jaw.
That's a picture of the two hanging out at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood party the other night.

At said party - on the red carpet - MTV cameras tried to film while US Weekly did an interview with him. Kanye got pissed, swatted away the videoperson's camera, and said "sorry, it's not you - it's your boss." Kanye kept his hand on the MTV camera's lense for the rest of the interview.

Attaa boy, Kanye! I think it's silly to hold grudges... but since it's with MTV, bravo! It's a fun story and I can't wait to see how long you'll hold out on your ban, you egotistical douche. Go get 'em!

Celebrity Dirt -- Hannah Montana Talks Pregnancy!!!

And here's the main event... um... Britney asking... for a tampon. ENJOY:

Knight Rider is Coming Back!

All things old are hip again. (Except in the case of my grandma... she's old but just needs a new hip again.) Case in point -- "Knight Rider" is coming back! (cue wicked awesome Youtube clip:)



NBC is going to air the made for TV movie/pilot for a new "Knight Rider" show. It's being directed by Doug Liman, who also directed "The OC." Well I guess a car has just about as much charisma as Mischa Barton so it should work out fine.

Oh yeah. One more thing. KITT will now be a "shapeshifter" ala "Transformers." And they may go up against other shapeshifters as arch-enemies. Now if they could just somehow mix "The Snorks" into the equation, this could be the best 80's mash-up ever.

now i'm legit

the interview is comin' too - i promise!!! the guys commonly known as gym class heroes looooove us!

Another Batch of Famous Chats

Robert Sean Leonard from "House" about the show, Britney Spears, Vanessa Hudgens, Vienna Fingers, and his craaaaazzyyy life (yawn):



Man I f*cked this one up good with Jodi Lynn O'Keefe from "Prison Break" but I have no shame so here you go:

one of my heroes

so yeah i've def been a chris crocker fan since waaaay back in the day - way before he got famous for being the britney fanatic and way before he was on maury. haha.

i do love you chris, however i'm a little disappointed that you didn't rip sarah silverman a new asshole when you talked to her lil hubbie. although you do make me laugh, love you!!!

More Hollyweird Interviews!

Robert Wisdom from "Prison Break" and "The Wire:"


Kat Foster from "'Til Death" with Brad Garret:


Johnny Rzeznik from the Goo Goo Dolls:

Random Movie Review

Here's something random... A movie review!
I had the pleasure of being in an urban area, and getting a peek at the new Julie Taymor, Beatles musical epic, "Across the Universe". First off, if you're not a fan of the Beatles, you should skip this movie. It was never made for you. If you do enjoy the fab 4 though, spend your however-much-it-costs-these-days, and go see this film. In an summer movie season where epic action movies and blockbusters rule the box office, it's great to finally see a movie that is just a big cinematic production and the closest thing to a Broadway show as you're going to find on the screen. And sure the character development is forced in a way that's made to accompany the song choices in the film, and there's really no solid storyline, but there doesn't need to be. I think that Hollywood needs to have more directors and producers take chances like this, and make these mini-vignettes of culture, as opposed to just putting out rehashed stories and sequels. I applaud Taymor, and really enjoyed the film. It's a creative tour of a chaotic time in our country, and it's one of the better, more imaginitive films I've seen all year. -kk

gym class heroes!

totally hangin' out with them tomorrow in beantown - anyone else gonna be around and wanna hang?! we'll be at the verizon in shrewsbury |77 boston turnpike, shrewsbury, ma| from 1:30 to 3:30 if you wanna drop by say hi!
i'm so gonna try and get them to give the website a shout out!