Kelly Clarkson isn't a lesbo

I actually feel bad for Kelly Clarkson, because she gets pooped on nonstop by people. Some say she's too fat, some say she looks like a troll, and apparently they're also saying she's a lesbian. During an interview, Kelly was asked if she was a lesbian since it's rumored she loves the vajayjay since a good part of her fanbase happens to be gay.

I get that all the time. People are like, “Are you secretly a lesbian? Because I’d really love it.” Lesbians tell it to me all the time. I’m like, “I’m glad it works for you and I wish I liked women like that because oftentimes men are very hard for me, but I happen to like boys.” I could never be a lesbian. I would never want to date [someone like] myself, ever. I’m a crazy person. I need some kind of stable, quiet man. I don’t really care if you’re black, white, yellow, gay, straight, crazy, whatever. As long as you’re cool and you like the music, and you’re coming out to have a good time at the shows, I don’t really care. I have everything I just said in my family, so I’m just used to being surrounded by that. I just don’t know any different.

Let's just recap -- Kelly said she's not a lesbian, but admitted she's crazy. And she wonders why she's single.

Bobby Brown to be a daddy again

Bobby Brown just found out he's going to be a father for the 5th time. His girlfriend Alicia Etheridge is knocked up with their first baby, but it's #5 for Bobby, who has one from Whitney, two from another broad, and one from another one.

I really think the last person that should be spreading his seed and pro-creating is Bobby f*cking Brown, but that's just my opinion.

Michael Phelps getting arrested?!

If you thought that this whole mess with Michael Phelps ripping a hit from a bong in a picture was over after he apologized, think again. A South Carolina sheriff wants to charge Michael with a crime, either for smoking marijuana, possession of marijuana, or both.

This case is no different than any other case. This one might be a lot easier since we have photographs of someone using drugs and a partial confession. It's a relatively easy case once we can determine where the crime occurred.

I guess the cast of Saved by the Bell was right way back in the day... There's no hope with dope!!

Eddie Murphy is a deadbeat mother trucker...and MORE!!!

Your Mom loves taking polls. (celeb news)

Christian Bale is a seriously a total douchebag. (smack)

Britney's cancelling her World Tour because of K-Fed?! (candy)

Nicole Richie not eating again? (ayyyy)

It'd do the world good if Eddie Murphy got hit by a bus. (POTP)

I want to like Diddy after seeing Notorious this past weekend, but he's a huge Diva. (gabby)

Don't expect a new Girls Gone Wild tape anytime soon...Joe Francis is in jail again. (bitten)

Kelly Kelly getting nekkid?!?! (wrestling)

Miley trades in her Mom's Porsche

So when Miley isn't busy making fun of the Asian race for the shape of their eyes, she's trying to protect the environment, one Toyota Prius at a time. Miley traded in her mother's Porsche, which she inherited when she turned 16 recently, saying that it was too big and not good for the environment.

And on a spin of something that's totally hilarious considering the Asian hate, she said the first thing she's doing with the Prius is getting Hello Kitty floormats.

Dirty Thoughts with Tom Cruise

"That's right, my ladies. Follow me down here so I can push you off this cliff in the name of Scientology. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Jennifer Hudson lip-synched at the Super Bowl

Normally I'd blast whoever leaked this story for even putting it out there in the first place, considering everything that Jennifer Hudson has been through recently, but I decided not to. It's true that she didn't sing live, but it was to help her make the best public appearance for the first time since her family tragedy. Ricky Minor, who produced the show, made the call.

This was such an important performance, because it's the first time everyone has seen Jennifer. But she's in such a great place, with such great spirits, and time can heal her wounds. She's on fire right now and totally grounded. That's the right way to do it. There's too many variables to go live. I would never recommend any artist go live, because the slightest glitch would devastate the performance.

If it was a concert, it was one thing. But I think we should give Jen a little slack, here. Produced or live, she KILLED it, and I think Jamie Foxx's text to her says it best -- "Amazing. Brought tears to my eyes."

Smithsonian wants Aretha's hat

Aretha Franklin's hat became an overnight sensation for being the most ugly P.O.S. ever worn by someone in public, let alone to a frickin Presidential Inauguration. The hat has gotten so much attention that not only does it have 87,000 fans on Facebook, but the Smithsonian wants to display it with the exhibit they have for President Obama.

I am considering it. It would be hard to part with my chapeau, since it was such a crowning moment in history. I would like to smile every time I look back at it and remember what a great moment it was in American and African-American history. Ten cheers for President Obama.

I've heard of some weird sh*t in my day, but this takes the cake.

More Miley photo controversy

No friends, she hasn't bared her vajayjay to the world yet, although I'm still guaranteeing she does at least once when she turns 18. This time, she's going for the whole racism angle, after the pic above of her and her friends surfaced. Clearly, you can tell what race she's imitating, and granted there's one Asian kid in there, it really kinda shows how immature she actually is. I said it yesterday about the Michael Phelps smoking weed story -- I'm all about celebs having fun, but BE SMART when there's a camera around.

No apology from Miley yet, and honestly, I wouldn't hold my breath. And even if she does apologize, how much weight will her saying sorry even hold? I feel like she's always apologizing for pics of her -- whether she's halfway to showing her cooter or bare-backed on the cover of Vanity Fair. Sorry only gets you so far.

Emma Watson feels violated

First off, let me say that I'm a guy, and clearly I enjoy hot pictures of women, or pictures of hot women. That being said, I really feel bad for Emma Watson. It's like she just became a piece of meat the for the paparazzi the second she turned 18. On top of that, she said it really makes her feel uncomfortable and embarrassed, especially when someone tries to take a pic right up her skirt (like above, creeps.)

I realized that overnight I'd become fair game. I had a party in town and the pavements were just knee-deep with photographers trying to get a shot of me looking drunk, which wasn't going to happen. I don't have to drink to have a good time. The sickest part was when one photographer lay down on the floor to get a shot up my skirt. The night it was legal for them to do it, they did it. I woke up the next day and felt completely violated by it all. That’s not something I want in my life. I just kept thinking that if it had happened a day earlier people would have sued their asses off.

That's just wrong. There's NO need to purposely try and take a picture right up a girl's skirt, ESPECIALLY to lay down and do it. How is that not being a peeping tom or something?!

Dancing with the Stars cast rumors

There's been a few rumors about who the next cast of Dancing with the Stars will include. Here's the latest rumored cast:

People's Sexiest Man Hugh Jackman
The View co-host Sherri Shepherd
Kevin Federline (although last I heard, he won't be on)
Idol judge Paula Abdul (but Fox may not let her do it)
Donny Osmond (why not, his sister did)
Cindy McCain (I highly doubt it, although that'd be a good way to stay in the press)
Steve-O (that'd be BADASS)
Misty May-Treanor (she wants another shot after having to leave early last time)
Stevie Wonder (well they had a deaf contestant, so why not?)
Heidi Klum (wouldn't count on it)
Lawrence Taylor (the REAL LT! I'd say there's a good chance)
Kirstie Alley (I'd actually say there's a good chance of this, too)

I also heard they offered a spot to Michael Phelps, but he declined after he realized you usually tango with a rose in your mouth, not a joint.

Nick Lachey speaks out on Jessica Simpson's weight...and MORE!!!

Taking polls is as good as the Cardinals winning the Super Bowl would've been. (celeb news)

This is a pretty sweet Angelina Jolie impression. (smack)

Nick Lachey defends Jessica Simpson's weight! Well..kinda... (candy)

You can probably see Lil Mama from space. (ayyyy)

Rebecca Romijn looks SMOKIN' after popping out her twins. (POTP)

The Boss KILLED IT during the Super Bowl halftime show! (gabby)

Kurt Warner is the man, and his wife is hot. (bitten)

Everyone in WWE hates Hardcore Holly. (wrestling)

Michael Phelps apologizes for bong pic

Michael Phelps is apologizing after a pic of him taking a hit from a bong has surfaced. It was published in Britain's News of the World yesterday, and seems to be today's biggest story. He didn't waste any time in making an apology for a really, really dumb move.

I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I'm 23 years old and despite the successes I've had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again.

Ya know, I'm all for celebs and athletes letting loose, because they're humans just like you and me. But be smart about it!! If you're in the public eye and have a crapload of endorsement deals, make sure pics aren't taken of you doing stupid things!!

Madonna wins custody of kids

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have been tangled up in a battle for their kids for the couple of weeks about where to have them live. Madonna wants them to live with her in New York, while Guy wants them to stay in London with him, where their schools actually already are. A court gave Madonna custody of the kids temporarily, but it's pretty much guaranteed that it'll become permanent in a few weeks.

I'm surprised and I'm not. I'm not surprised because judges usually always rule with the mother, but I AM surprised because of all the rumors about her cheating on Guy with A-Rod, and being seen in the same areas as him.

Britney files a restraining order against Adnan

Through her father (who is still her conservator), Britney Spears has filed a restraining order against paparazzi guy Adnan Ghalib and an attorney, Jon Jay Eardley, the two men who are at the center of her meltdown phase. Jon Jay is an attorney who was working to break up the conservatorship that Jamie Spears has over his daughter, and Adnan was working on screwing with Britney mentally to get out of it.

I'm SO sick of this Adnan guy. He has a face that you just wanna hit with a frying pan.

Kendra Wilkinson gets her own reality show

Former Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson is on tap to get her own reality show about life after the Heff. She moved out of the Playboy Mansion and has started her new life, which is what the whole premise of the show is about. It'll also follow her through engaged life with her and her fiance, football pro Hank Baskett. There's no title for the show yet.

Ya know, it's REALLY tough to find a pic of Kendra without her being half-naked or sporting some "f*ck me eyes."

Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow

Happy Groundhog Day! But not happy news to bring you -- Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning, which means we have 6 more weeks of winter left.

BOOOOOOOOOO to snow!!!

Jennifer Hudson's Super Bowl performance

Check out Jennifer Hudson's performance of the National Anthem last night during the Super Bowl pre-game show. She was AMAZING. Way to represent, Jenny.

Super Bowl commercials!!

Super Bowl commercials are a huge hit during the game, and really the only time that I personally don't change the channel while a show/game is on break. There were some pretty sweet commercials, and some that bombed. You can check out all of the Super Bowl commercials from last night right here, and check out the most annoying one (in my opinion) of the night below!



I gotta say, the koala getting punched makes me laugh.

Pittsburgh Steelers - Super Bowl Champs again

Congrats goes to the Pittsburgh Steelers for winning their 6th Super Bowl, which sets the record for most Super Bowls won by a franchise. They beat the underdog Arizona Cardinals 27-23, and it literally came down to the final minute.

For the record, I was rooting for the Cards and Kurt Warner. Kurt may be retiring at the end of the season, and if he does, he still kicked ass. He went from working at a grocery store to starting his 3rd Super Bowl last night -- I'd say that's a job well done.