Kellie Pickler's new look

Kellie Pickler ditched the sweet, wholesome, southern belle look for her new role as the celebrity spokesperson for Sexy Hair.

I don't know what the hell Sexy Hair is, but I'd buy it!

Dakota the Diva to appear in New Moon...and MORE!!!

Here...go take polls if you haven't yet. Because we know you have nothing better to do. (celeb news)

Mischa Barton could be the poster child for starving children. (smack)

Bijou Phillips should probably never be a psychiatrist. (candy)

Fatty McFederline will NOT be on Dancing with the Stars. (POTP)

Mickey Rourke stepping into the ring at Wrestlemania 25!! FTW!!! (gabby)

Dakota Fanning on tap for Twilight sequel. (bitten)

Legends match happening at Wrestlemania 25?! (wrestling)

"Dirty Thoughts" with Miley Cyrus

"I think this is how they did it in that movie Barnyard Babes 3."

"Dirty Quotes" with Jessica Simpson

"Hey y'all! Like my belt? I bought it off The Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase!"

Oprah was almost a Senator?

The Illinois Governor who has caused a bunch of drama because he was going to auction off President Obama's Senate seat, Rod Blagojevich, was on Good Morning America yesterday and said that he considered naming Oprah Winfrey to the seat. Oprah had absolutely no idea about it until she watched GMA. Her BFF Gayle King called her during her radio show to get some reaction comments from her.

My plan was to get up and watch Good Morning America and work out and then I just thought, 'Let me just lay here another half hour.' If I had been watching, as I normally watch -- from the treadmill, I would have fallen off the treadmill. I'm pretty amused by the whole thing.

Oprah told Gayle she wouldn't have taken the seat because she has no time between all of her jobs, but that she thought she could do a pretty kickass job.

Terrell Owens gets his own show

Dallas Cowboys' Wide Receiver Terrell Owens is getting his own reality show on VH1 that will take a look at his life off the field. The show is set to hit the boob tube during the summer, and will also star his best friends and publicists, Monique Jackson and Kita Williams, who will act as "matchmakers and therapists" for T.O.

Somebody please tell me that this means no more Brooke Knows Best!!!

People hate Billy Joel

I never realized how much people legit despise Billy Joel. I always saw him as like, not a musical legend, but insanely popular. Come on, Piano Man? Movin' Out? People go CRAZY over those songs! But the people who go crazy must be either mentally insane or drunk, because the better half of the human race pretty much wishes someone would rip out his vocal cords. Just check out what critic Ron Rosenbaum has to say about him.

It's not that they dislike anything exterior about you. They dislike you because of who you really are inside. They dislike you for being you. At a certain point, consistent, aggressive badness justifies profound hostility. They hate you just the way you are.

Someone get the ointment, 'cause that's a BURN!

Martin Sheen blames himself for Charlie's problems

Martin Sheen has a new book out where he gets pretty candid and blames himself for a lot of his kids' problems. And by kids, I mean Charlie Sheen, because really...who has cared about Emilio Estevez since The Mighty Ducks? Anyway, Martin says that he used to be a drunken "monster" and physically discipline his kids, which he thinks is a major reason behind Charlie's drug problems.

Wonder if Martin thinks it's his fault that Charlie can't really keep it in his pants, too?

Hilary Duff never leaves her sister behind

Let's hear it for sisterly love! Hilary Duff worked her negotiation skills with the producers of the new sitcom she just signed onto and made sure that her sister Haylie would get hooked up with a recurring role onto the show. They gave in, of course, since Hilary has the strength of 4,000 tweenie boppers, and are giving Haylie multiple appearances on the show.

Now if only Hilary could hook her sister up with a nose job...

Jeremy Piven takes great pictures

I'm pretty sure the Mercury has gone to Jeremy Piven's head. While he was at a photo shoot the other day, Jeremy pretty much made fun of the entire film crew while they were trying to direct him on how to take the perfect picture. He decided to do his own version, which was him popping his collar, letting out a weird ass scream, and ripping the sleeves off his $350 shirt.

Maybe I should do that and make it my new profile pic on my MySpace page.

Did Jennifer Love Hewitt cheat on her ex-fiance?

We reported a few weeks ago that Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall went through a random and sudden split just months before their wedding. Jennifer even had a wedding dress picked out and purchased...that's how close it was. But apparently, she's had some other random and abrupt breakups, at least according to a pop reject.

Former LFO'er Rich Cronin trashed J-Love and talked about how she started hooking up with other guys shortly after she bought him a promise ring. I find that hard to believe for some reason, not that I'm BFF with Jen, but that just doesn't sound like something a girl would do. Then again, nothing surprises me about girls. Either way, I'm thinking Rich should mind his own business and keep his trap shut. And before any of you tell me to get off his back because he has cancer, shut the hell up. That has nothing to do with this story.

Lisa Rinna answers the question "Do I shave?"...and MORE!!!

Bacon covered cheese fat. (celeb news)

Jenna Jameson is NOT an attractive pregnant woman. (smack)

Hello there, Brad Pitt's crotch. (candy)

Note to Lisa Rinna: If you're going to wear a dress with a ridiculously high slit, try wearing panties. (ayyyy)

Tom Brady and Gisele STILL aren't engaged! (POTP)

Prince Harry gets dropped by his girl! (gabby)

SAG award re-cap...red carpet pics and winners list! (bitten)

Royal Rumble results...Matt Hardy did what?!?! (wrestling)

"CSI" actor attacked on subway

CSI:NY actor Gerald McCullouch, who plays Bobby Dawson on the show, was attacked on a subway in the middle of the night over the weekend. Gerald apparently was just sitting in his seat working on his laptop when some random douche walked in front of him and tried to swipe his laptop. Lucky for Gerald, aside from acting, he's also a pretty decent boxer.

It was about 2 AM... The train was pulling into the Utica Blvd. station when I noticed someone cross in front of me. Just as the doors opened, he reached for [my] laptop. I guess he thought he'd grab it and dash out the door, but I gave him a body shot to the chest. That's when he pulled a kitchen knife out of a plastic bag. This thing must have had a blade 10 inches long. The other passengers started running out the door into the next car. I still had my headphones on with music blaring. I yelled at the top of my lungs, 'Get the f*ck away from me!' That's when the knife came down into my back. I don't know whether he lost his grip or what, but the blade didn't penetrate my leather jacket. We were in each other's face. I think I punched him again as the doors closed and the train started leaving the station. I'm watching MTA workers on the platform looking in. I thought, 'Great, now I'm alone in this car with him.

The engineer ended up stopping the train halfway out of the station and employees got him off the train just as 10 cops flew in and arrested Gerald's attacker. Don't f*ck with CSIs!!!

Patrick Swayze writing a memoir

Patrick Swayze is planning on writing a personal memoir with his wife of 33 years, Lisa Niemi. Patrick said the book isn't going to be an inspirational read, though, but more of a realistic look at life's journey. There's no word on a release date for the book.

I'm getting the impression that Patrick is a lot sicker than he's letting on. He's been battling pancreatic cancer for about a year now, but he's always said he's not as bad as reports say he is. But I'm almost getting the impression that this memoir is kind of like a goodbye letter from him...

Molly Ringwald pregnant with twins!

Congrats to Molly Ringwald, who just found out she's pregnant with twins! It'll be the second and third kids for her and husband Panio Gianopoulos, with their first child (daughter Mathilda Ereni) coming in 2003.

And in a spoiler to fans of The Secret Life of an American Teenager, producers are planning on having her pregnancy written into the show! Congrats again!

SNL's Fred Armisen engaged!!

Sending out a congratulations to SNL's Fred Armisen and Mad Men's Elisabeth Moss, who announced their engagement over the weekend! No details were released on how Fred did it or where, but Elisabeth said "it was perfect."

"Dirty Quotes" with Miley Cyrus

"Yup. I use these two."

Kelly Rutherford's divorce is getting even more ugly. The Gossip Girl star said that her husband is more concerned with manicures, shopping, and eyebrow waxing than he is with his own son. Kelly also said that if she ever needed to, she'd quit acting in order to gain custody of their son.

So...Kelly basically married a selfish gay man? Or he's just SUPER metro.

Donald Trump is bankrupt?!

Donald Trump, the man that probably wipes his ass with a stack of $100 bills, is facing bankruptcy on one of his Atlantic City casinos!! He owes $1.2 billion on it, but his financial advisers say there's no possible way he can pay it all back in time.

You KNOW the economy is bad when it gives The Donald another Stone Cold Stunner.

Hulk Hogan spying on Linda?

In another attempt to make her husband look like a douchebag and keep herself from looking like a kiddie-toucher, Linda Hogan is accusing her husband, The Hulkster, of having their gardener spy on Linda. She says Hulk bullies the gardener after he visits the house to try and get info on what's going on with his soon-to-be ex-wife.

Meanwhile in Miami, Brooke-tini is walking around with a ton of breasticular fortitude.