Lindsay owes more than 50 Cents

Apparently Lindsay Lohan borrowed a cool million from 50 Cent back in the day, and he may have to take her to court to get it back. What I want to know is...WHY would Fiddy ever lend LiLo $1 million? That's such an odd pairing.

Beyonce's bad shoe choice

Nice Erector set heels, Beyonce.

It smells like Phish

Well, you can throw Phish's name into the bands that have reunited in 2008, because after a 4-year break-up, they're back! Their official website has three dates in March listed (March 6, 7, 8) for a show in Hampton, Virginia, and apparently more 2009 dates are going to be announced.

Okay, who's getting back together next? Milli Vanilli?

Danity Kane splitting up?

Rumors have been going CRAZY about a Danity Kane split up, and "Danity Kane Break Up" is actually the #3 most searched term on Google right now. Seems like when Aubrey O'Day took a break from taking pictures of her boobs smooshed against a stripper pole while she licked it (the pole, not her boobs), to talk to Complex magazine about a possible split, it didn't convince fans.

I am very dedicated to Danity Kane, and nothing I can ever do will conflict with my respect, love, and dedication to that project. So, on my end, there will never be any issues. I can’t speak for anyone else, but I can speak for myself.

Notice how she talks about herself being dedicated to Danity Kane and how she can't speak for anyone else but herself. Is that a little cryptic message that someone else could be causing a break up? Because she doesn't even really answer the question of whether they are or not. Or maybe I'm just sidetracked by the picture.

Don't get excited, there's no Britney sex tape

I really didn't think there was one, especially since there's been rumors about it before, but there's no Britney Spears sex tape. The man who claimed to have it, Brit's ex Adnan Ghalib (who is nothing more than a glorified paparazzi), said the rumors aren't true.

There is no sex tape and I've never claimed there is one. I don't know where these quotes I'm supposed to have said have come from. What I do know is they certainly didn't come from me and they are completely false. I'm extremely upset and distressed and I'm taking legal action ... This story has caused a lot of hurt to my family and people close to me.

Taking legal action? Sweet! Dirtydirtdirt.com has its first lawsuit!!

Britney's going on tour!

Britney Spears hung out with Elvis Duran on Z100 in New York yesterday morning and made a huge announcement -- she's heading out on a world tour!! No dates have been released yet or anything (I'm sure they're still working it all out), but she said she's gearing up for it! Check out the video of her on the show here!

Harry Potter likes "magic sticks"...and MORE!!!

Heather Locklear set up?! (smack)

Chace Crawford has "gayface." ...Hey, I didn't say it. (candy)

Shanae Grimes eats! Really! (POTP)

Daniel Radcliffe likes boys. No, seriously. (gabby)

Vanessa Hudgens channels her inner Renee Zellweger, while Corbin Blue channels WWE superstar Carlito. (bitten)

Heath Ledger death drama...8 months later!! (yuddy)

HBK heading to Smackdown?! (wrestling)

Latest celebrity booted from Dancing with the Stars

In case you didn't catch the results show for Dancing with the Stars last night, Kim Kardashian got voted off last night, which means Cloris Leachman's 83-year-old ass is still on the show, which I find effing fantastic.

Another Janet Jackson update

Okay, we have the lowdown on Janet Jackson. It's still not known exactly why she was admitted into a Montreal hospital, but she was apparently released two hours later. But even with her quick release, her Boston performance tonight has been postponed, and same with her performance in Philly tomorrow. She'll continue the tour Saturday in Greensboro, NC.

Weird, weird stuff. Well, not so weird for the Jackson family I suppose.

Jenny McCarthy Vs Barbara Walters

Jenny McCarthy has pissed A LOT of people off with her stances on reversing autism and being against child vaccinations, but apparently there's been a behind-the-scenes war going on between her and the almighty Barbara Walters. You can check out a video with Jenny explaining everything here.

I give props to Jenny, though. She's seen how autism can change and be reversed in her own son, and is standing her ground even though people are trying to poop on her.

"Dirty Thoughts" with Eva Mendes

"Maybe I should lift up my dress and show these cops my mommy spot so they don't tow my car."

Rachel Bilson launches clothing line

Former The O.C. star Rachel Bilson launched her Edie Rose clothing line over the weekend for DKNY jeans. She named the line after her grandmother Edith and close family friend Rose, and said it's something she's wanted to do for a while.

I was just waiting for the perfect opportunity for it to be done right. I want people to see these clothes for what they are, not just another line designed by another celebrity. I want the line to be taken seriously.

Yeah, looks like just another celebrity clothing line to me, then again I have no fashion sense.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck leaving "The View?"

Rumors have been going wild about Elisabeth Hasselbeck possibly leaving The View. Apparently, she's been really unhappy because of all the political debates that have been going on, especially with the Presidential candidates and their wives appearing on shows. Elisabeth is the only Republican on the panel and always feels like she can't get a word in.

More rumors are saying she's actually going to land her own show on the FOX News Channel, which is loaded with other Republicans.

Ya know, she really seems like the stereotypical hot girl that's a total bitch.

Janet Jackson update

Janet Jackson isn't feeling any better than she was when she was first hospitalized a couple of days ago. She's postponed her show in Boston at the TD Banknorth Garden tonight. No word on when it will be rescheduled or what's up with the other upcoming shows on her tour.

Please, please, PLEASE don't turn into creepy Michael.

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman back together?

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman were seen hand-in-hand L.A. over the weekend avoiding paparazzi. Are they back together, or just really good friends still?

And call me crazy, but there's something REALLY hot about Sarah Silverman. Maybe not so much in that picture, but definitely in this one.


Va-va-voom!

Jennifer Hudson puts an end to record label rumors

There's been rumors going around about Jennifer Hudson's album being delayed because her label, Arista Records, didn't originally like how it sounded at all, so they scrapped it. But Jennifer has a little something to say about the rumors.

That was never the case. [The delay] is because I filmed three or four films in between recording the album. I don't believe in doing them both at the same time. If I'm filming, I'm filming and if I'm recording, I'm recording. I don't want to split my focus.

Jen also said she wants to start writing her own music soon, too.

Sharon Stone is the craziest mother ever

Sharon Stone is seriously such a whacked out mother that she should probably be deemed unfit to raise a child. Apparently she always overreacts to any and everything having to do with her son, Roan. She once said he had a spinal condition, even though doctors confirmed that he was fine.

The best story though deals with Roan's foot odor. Apparently the kid had some smelly ass feet, so she wanted to GIVE THE KID BOTOX IN HIS FEET TO FIX THE PROBLEM!! WTF?! Roan's father simply made sure he wore his socks and shoes and used foot deodorant, and he was fine.

Crazy broads make me laugh. Except when they're obsessed with me and get mad when I eat hot dogs at baseball games. No, seriously. That happened.

Salma Hayek back with her ex?

Salma Hayek has been seen out a lot recently with her baby daddy, Francois-Henri Pinault. Could she be giving Frenchy another chance, or is she just a gold digger (since he's insanely rich.) Or maybe she's just trying to do the right thing in her mind for their child.

George Michael's message to his fans

After getting busted for possession of pot and cocaine, George Michael had a message for his fans.

I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I'll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them.

Oh puh-lease, Georgie. When you get arrested for drug possession in a bathroom that's considered a gay hang out, that's the opposite of boring.

Kelly Osbourne had pregnancy scare at 13?!

Kelly Osbourne told New! magazine that she used to have sex at such an early age, that she ended up having a pregnancy scare when she was only 13!! I don't think I even knew what boobs were when I was 13! (Well, okay, that's a lie, but you get what I'm saying.)