Check out those lips! I think she got em from her mama ;)
Monday, August 4, 2008
Joan Rivers swears at Girl Scouts fundraiser
Everyone's favorite plastic face, Joan Rivers, was at a Girl Scouts fundraiser doing a comedy set that consisted of foul language and calling the mothers in the audience "whores."
If Joan Rivers ever called me a whore, I'd shine a spotlight on her face so it melted.
Angelina Jolie's dad talkin' smack
Apparently Jon Voight (who is Angelina Jolie's father) had some not-so-nice words to say about the birth of his twin-granddaughters. He said he was surprised that she could be the mother of twins because she "wasn't the kind that played with dolls."
Yeah, because that makes a lot of sense.
Batman Still on Top
Despite stiff competition from The Mummy 3, the new Batman movie has once again come in as the #1 movie in America.
The Dark Knight took in another $44.8M this weekend, putting its total at $395.88M domestic.
Insane, how much do you think it'll take in before it leaves theatres? Then nevermind adding in DVD sales!!
Any Full House Fans Out There?
Jodie Sweetin, who played STEPHANIE, on FULL HOUSE back in the day might be getting her own reality show. Not sure what it would be about since she hasn't done much since her FULL HOUSE days besides getting married and acquiring a meth addiction. But I of course would still watch! Haha It would bring me back to my "HOW RUDE" childhood days....
Would you watch?
The Saddest Thing
Christina Applegate, known from her role on MARRIED WITH CHILDREN or in THE SWEETEST THING or ANCHORMAN, has been diagnosed with an early form of breast cancer. But since they catched it super early, they're saying it is not live threatening and they are expecting a full recovery :) I heart her, hopefully she's okay. And if you've never seen THE SWEETEST THING, I recommend watching it, it's freakin hilarious.
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Don't call LiLo a lesbo!
The Chief of Police in LA did a no-no when it comes to LiLo! When asked how disturbances with the paparazzi was, he said since "Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
Lindsay was pissed when she heard that, and fired back at the Chief, saying that "police chiefs shouldn't get involved in everyone else's business when it comes to their personal life. It's inappropriate."
Hmmm...she didn't say anything about us Dirt slingers!!
Miley's phone hacked again!
And we have the new pics right here!!! Check 'em out!
Wowzahs. Hello there, Miley.
Friday, August 1, 2008
Brad and Angelina will show off their babies this Sunday, and MORE!!
The Hulkster says jail is making Nick Hogan a better man, and Nick likes jail! (smack)
Watch out now! Brangelina are exposing their new twins to the world this Sunday!!! (candy)
Kim Kardashian loves Mickey D's, and loves showing off her Quarter Pounders. (ayyyy)
John Mayer on roids?!?! (POTP)
Mini-Me talks about his...umm..."mini-me" (gabby)
Janice Dickinson tries to get a boyfriend through some carrot lovin' (bitten)
Jim Ross thinks WWE is giving away John Cena vs Batista too early? (wrestling)
Speaking of Shia...
Rumor has it that the writers for Transformers 2 are going to work in a storyline about Shia's recent accident that resulted in him getting surgery on his hand.
The movie's director, Michael Bay, told Access Hollywood that they're trying to figure out a way to shoot around the injury because two of his fingers are still pretty mangled.
Now that's dedication.
Selena <3's Shia
Yup. Selena Gomez has a crush on Shia LaBeouf because "he's cute and a good actor." She also said that she's not dating Nick Jonas.
I don't have a boyfriend right now. I go on dates and have crushes and stuff, though.
Then why are you and Nick both wearing purity rings? (Which, by the way, I guarantee won't hold up.)
David Archuleta's dropped his debut single just hours ago...
...and it's HOT!! He was on the Elvis Duran and the Morning Show for the big unveiling. Honestly, I'm more of a rock guy but even I was into this song! It's called Crush and you can check it out right here!
Was Jessica Simpson abused?
That's what it sounds like, anyway. No word on whether it was emotional, physical, or both and who it was from, but Jessica spills the beans in one of the new songs off her debut country album Do You Know?
In her song Remember That, she offers advices to abused women and said that the song and advice she gives is something she can relate to, and that she'll sing it with experience.
Obviously I like to end my stories with a joke, but I also have a heart. And that's not something to joke about. All I'll say is if it was Nick Lachey, I'll shove a dumbbell up his poop shoot.
Snoop Dogg's tour bus pulled over
Snoop Dogg's tour bus got pulled over in Texas yesterday for having an expired registration. But when the cops smelled some marijuana, they searched the bus and 2 people on board got arrested. Snoop wasn't arrested, but come on...you KNOW he was smoking.
Once they got pulled over, they shoulda dropped the weed like it was hot.
Red Sox trade Manny Ramirez!
I don't write about sports much on here, just the huge stories. Manny Ramirez getting traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers is a huge story. He was talking a bunch of smack about the team and they finally moved him. With Manny heading to LA, the Sox get outfielder Jason Bay from the Pittsburgh Pirates. I'd give a farewell address to Manny, but they'd be full of bad words and Jackson would probably fire me from posting. So I'll just say Manny -- words can't explain how glad I am that you're gone.
Jason Bay...welcome to Boston.
Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams back together?
It's possible. Rachel was seen hanging out with Ryan during his first DJ gig at a club in Hollywood and they looked like "good pals." But let's be real, any girl that I dated and remained "good pals" with -- yeah, there was more going on. Me thinks something is up there!
Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift dating?
That's what the rumor mill says. Joe and Taylor were seen out together in Taylor's hometown and they were apparently sitting "very close" to each other and looked like they were on a date. But Taylor denied the rumors and said they're all just friends.
Yeah, so are Chris Brown and Rihanna.
You thought Miley Cyrus was bad? Meet Ali Lohan.
Everyone gives Miley crap for posting pics of her in her underwear (which is understandable, but when you think about it, it's not like it's see-through. It's the same as a bikini bottom), but what about Ali Lohan?
She's 14 and met with a porn director!!! Mom must be proud.
Mischa's better side
If she took every bikini picture like this, then the world would be a better place. She (and her body, especially her thighs) actually look good here. It's a nice change from the cottage cheese mess we're used to.
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