Heidi Montag = Jesus

In a recent interview with USA Today about her possibly starting the rumors about the Lauren Conrad sex tape, Heidi Montag compared herself to Jesus. Yes, THAT Jesus.

I don't even want to talk about that. There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn't matter to me.

If Heidi Montag is Jesus, then I'm voluntarily going to Hell to dance with the Devil.

Snoop Dogg releasing album with John Cena

That's right...THE CHAMP IS HERE! And he's bringing the Doggfather with him. John Cena told fans that he just recorded a single with Snoop Dogg that will be posted on Snoop's Myspace page soon, and they may work on a 10-song album together.

I have just recently recorded a single with Snoop Dogg which should be on his MySpace page. That has led to the possibility of a ten song downloadable project with myself, Snoop, Freddie Foxxx and The Dogg Pound.

I feel like Cena is going to turn into the next Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. If ya smelllllllllllll...what the Jaddster...is cookin'.

Pete Wentz likes guys?

Well, he used to at least. Pete Wentz told Out magazine that he did a lot of experimenting when he was younger. He was 16 or 17 when he first kissed a guy on a dare, then kept "experimenting" until he was 19. He said his last man-smooch was when he was 22, 7 years ago. Then he admitted he has a man-crush on John Mayer.

Ashlee, I've never needed to experiment with a guy before, and have never kissed one. So if you'd like to drop the zero and get with the hero, you know where to find me.

My Name is Earl star getting married

Jason Lee has applied for a marriage license with his knocked up girlfriend Ceren Alkac. At least they're trying to do right by their future child -- Pilot Inspektor.

No, seriously. That's going to be the baby's name whether it has mommy or daddy parts.

More conflicting stories about Angelina

We reported yesterday that the magazine Closer had reported that Angelina gave birth to her twins already. Well now there's more conflicting reports saying that Angelina still hasn't given birth to her babies yet, but just in the hospital. The Associated Press is reporting that she is currently in Lenval Hospital in Nice, France under doctor's surveillance. A spokeswoman for the hospital said that she's not close to giving birth, she's just getting some rest and care before she does.

This is getting annoying. She seriously just needs to call my cell phone and let me know when she pops them out so we can put an end to the 50,000 reports of her already giving birth.

Kate Beckinsale is turning into Victoria Beckham

This is some Single White Female stuff right here. Reports are saying that Kate Beckinsale is looking more and more like Victoria Beckham, especially after losing weight for an upcoming movie role.

David Beckham better watch his...ahem...soccer balls.

Ashlee's Baby Bump!

Decent sized already huh? That seemed fast... but then again it was denied for so long... there's no denying THAT now :) So cute

Ryan Phillippe and Abby Cornish...

I guess I am biased from all rumors that swirled around Reese's and Ryan's divorce but I don't really like seeing these two together... I can't decide if he cheated or not haha what do you think? I mean, is it a coincidence they ended up together after swearing they were only friends and that he didn't cheat on Reese with her or what?

Holy Smokes, Amazing News!

If the NKOTB reunion wasn't exciting enough in itself... this will push you over the edge.. (well, that is if you're from the 80s and grew up wearing large NKOTB buttons and topless hats like Joey Mac)

The new album from the NKOTB will feature a song with another amazing boy band from back in the day: NEW EDITION!!!!

"Donnie Wahlberg had this idea for a few months, since New Kids had the idea of getting back together really," says producer Nadir "RedOne" Khawat, who worked on the song. "Donnie's been looking for that one track for all of them and I think we found it."

The song was written by Wahlberg, Khawat, and New York disco diva Lady GaGa. "It sounds very universal and melodic and has both sides in it: The R&B, which is New Edition and the pop side for New Kids," says Khawat. "It's very uplifting. Right away you start feeling good and every part feels natural to each one of the guys."

The song will be called FULL SERVICE... and I don't think it will be featuring Bobby Brown but the rest of the group hit the studio... I can't wait to hear this!!!!

Eddie Murphy is Retiring!

Eddie Murphy has revealed to TV Extra that his upcoming movie, Meet Dave, is one of his last.

The funny man says, "Fifty years (old) I'll have been making movies thirty years and I have close to fifty movies and it is like why am I in the movies…I've done that part now. I'll go back to the stage and do standup."


I never liked him anyways and I think he was a loser to Mel B with the whole baby situation... and all his quickie marriages and divorces... who needs him?

Update on Angelina

Let's try this again... supposedly Angelina gave birth this morning to her twin girls... the story was printed by a French celebrity magazine called CLOSER... do we believe it this time?? I mean, she definitely is due at any moment, she's huge... what do you think they should name the girls?

Eye Candy of the Day... 2 For 1

Check out these heavenly bodies.... I LOVE SUMMER = MORE SKINNNN


We have Robert Buckley from LIPSTICK JUNGLE for the girls...




And Christina Milian for the guys...

Idol tour won't stop the love train for David Cook and Kimberly Caldwell

Unlike the other David from the latest season of Idol, David Cook has it all right now. He's the reigning American Idol, he's about to take off on the Idol tour (53 performances in 49 cities over 72 days), and he has a HOT girlfriend (complete with kissing...poor Archuleta). But a lot of people are saying that the Idol tour could break his relationship with Kimberly Caldwell because it's so demanding. Cook's not worried.

I get to do what I love and love what I do, so no, it doesn't put a damper on anything. Kim's great. She's got a little bit of insight on it which definitely helps. She's very supportive, and not only with me but with my entire family, which is huge. She's great.

The Idol tour kicks off today in Glendale, AZ. I plan on keeping Kimberly company while Mr. Cook is gone. Sorry bro...you snooze, you lose.

Idol Contestant Paris Bennett Pregnant..

anybody remember her? She was a tiny thing... but not anymore... she's expecting.. she's also 19... which is older than I thought she'd be.. so I guess she's not horribly young for a baby...

The Rockford, Ill., native's mother, Jamecia Bennett, told the paper that the father "chooses not to be in the public eye." She added that Paris "has a ring" and is expecting to have a baby shower in August.

Paris was a contestant on the 2006 season and went on to make an album, which featured a duet with the kid who looked like Chicken Little.. and sadly, he was rapping in the song haha it was hilarious...

Tori Spelling shows off the new baby

The latest issue of OK! Magazine has exclusive pictures of Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's new baby Stella. She talks about why Stella is a miracle, her mother not meeting the baby yet, and going back to her role of Donna in the upcoming 90210 movie.

Okay, random thought. It's 2008, not 1908. Who the hell names their baby Stella?

Mango marries Sunshine

Saturday Night Live alum Chris Kattan, best known for his character "Mango" and also his character that dry humps girls on the dance floor at nightclubs, got married to model Sunshine Tutt over the weekend.

Hmm...if Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow named their kid Apple, what do you think Mango and Sunshine will name their kid? My money's on "Banana Cream Pie Kattan."

More warm mushy stuff from Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer

Has Jen finally found "the one?" She was seen slipping backstage during her boo's performance at the Hard Rock Calling at London's Hyde Park festival a few days ago and snapping pics of him.

Precious. And I am officially calling them "Johniston." Copyright that, Jackson. It's gonna put Dirtydirtdirt.com on the map.

David Archuleta: Never been kissed

That's right, David Archuleta has never been kissed. The 17-year-old Idol runner-up has gone on record saying he still hasn't gotten his first kiss yet. I can't say I'm all that surprised though.

I mean, he did act like an awkward pubescent teen whenever he was interviewed on TV, and sounded like he had the puberty voice whenever he talked.

Maybe he's just shy? Yeah, we'll go with that before we start any rumors... ::cough::Clay Aiken::cough::

Pam Anderson slams Jessica Simpson for t-shirt

Remember a few weeks ago when Jessica Simpson was seen walking around in this t-shirt, and people thought it was a shot at Carrie Underwood? Well, she's not the only celeb that took offense to it. Pamela Anderson, also a vegetarian, took a shot at Jess's shirt during a radio interview.

I think she is a bitch and whore. Actually, I don't know if she was talking about food or men.

Wow...don't mess with Pam's tossed salad!!

New James Bond movie trailer is out!

After a crapload of accidents on-set, the trailer for the new James Bond movie, Quantum of Solace, was released just a few hours ago. Check it out!



This movie looks sick. And half the girls that just saw this are probably making out with the screen whenever Daniel Craig is shown. I wouldn't be surprised if Jackson is, too.