Chris Brown's bodyguard gives a beatdown!

Chris Brown's bodyguard opened up a can of whoop ass on a paparazzo last night. Apparently the photographer, Luis Santana, was right up against the SUV that Chris and Rihanna were in while they were about to get out. Santana peeked in a window and started to snap pictures.

That triggered Chris to jump out of the car and start chasing Santana around. When the bodyguard saw what was going on, he did the usual "I'm bigger than you, I'll sit on you" deal, shoved his knee into Santana's jaw and took his camera.

Wowzahs. I guess only Chris Brown can stand under Rihanna's umbrella...

...ella, ella, hey, hey.

Mary Kate Olsen at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala

I think a raccoon looking through trash does Mary Kate Olsen's hair. That's all I've got. Next post.

Tony Danza calls out Oscar de la Hoya!

He called Oscar a...umm...bad word for a kitty!

This coming from the guy that played a male housekeeper on a TV show. Who's a "kitty" Tony?

Britney gets more visitation with the kids

Britney Spears was in court yesterday with K-Fed again dealing with custody of their children.

The commissioner was (for the first time) very impressed with Britney's progress. He granted her 3 days of supervised visitation with her kids a week -- great news for Britney.

What's even better is that the hope is to work her up to one overnight stay a week with the kids within a month if all goes well. And eventually to get her back to 50/50 custody.

Britney seems to be on the upswing! Let's hope she can keep it up for her sake and the kids.

Drunk stars are AWESOME: Kelly Osbourne

Note To Readers: This is what you look like after a night of drinking brandy and peach liqueur topped with a bottle of champagne.

Kelly reportedly left a club at 3am this morning and walked..... directly into a brick wall. Cool move, Casper!

She also ended up flashing her mommy bits, but we'll just pretend that never happened.

Amy Winehouse in a bikini made of headbands

Here's Amy Winehouse, out yesterday showing off a very stylish bikini... made of headbands.

Handkerchiefs are for blowing your nose if you're an old man... or for wearing around your neck if you're a collie. But to Amy... handkerchiefs are the new duct tape.

Well at least she has a pretty sweet fake pocket on her boob. It's a great place for keeping lots of fake crack.

IDOL SPOILER

DONT CONTINUE IF YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW


I think the song list for tonight leaked... so you can expect the following:

David Archuleta - STAND BY ME - BEN E. KING and LOVE ME TENDER -ELVIS (love both songs)

David Cook - BABA O REILLY - THE WHO and HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF - DURAN DURAN

Syesha - PROUD MARY - TINA TURNER and A CHANGE IS GONNA COME - SAM COOKE

Castro - I SHOT THE SHERIFF - BOB MARLEY and MR. TAMBOURINE MAN - BOB DYLAN



And if they don't sing any of these, forget you saw this... hahaha

Latest from Lindsay Lohan...

here's a song supposedly off her upcoming album....



I wanna know what the song with Snoop sounds like haha

Update on Beverly Hills 90210 reunion!

The 90210 reunion has been rumored for a while, and the cast is all starting to come back together, but, there's one major star you shouldn't plan on seeing, at least for now.

No Brandon Walsh?!

Jason Priestly, who played Brandon Walsh during the show's run back in the 90's, said he's all for hopping on board the reunion, but the producers haven't gotten in touch with him!

I'm certainly open to it. I loved working on that show. I loved everything I did on that show. I had so many jobs on that show, I loved it so.

Count on this reunion totally reeking of suckiness if they don't bring Jason back.

Owen Wilson likes 3-ways with his buddies

So you're Owen Wilson, and you convinced one of the most gorgeous girls in the frickin world to take you back as her boyfriend (Kate Hudson). So what's your next move?

CHEAT ON HER?!?!

Owen Wilson and his big ass creepy nose ended up picking up a girl while he was at Purdy Lounge in Miami last weekend and actually tried to convince her to have a threesome with him and one of his buddies (a name wasn't given, but Vince Vaughn was reported to be in the area). The Miami Herald reports:

According to one of our sources Wilson was allegedly seen picking up yet another hot chick at Purdy Lounge last weekend. According to our source, Wilson picked her up, invited her back to a boat at the Sunset Harbour marina, on which he allgedly propositioned her to join he and a male friend (hmmm, Vince Vaughn was in town that weekend) to a menage a trois.

Obviously she turned him (and his nose) down. And surprisingly Owen didn't try to commit suicide again.

IDOL: Rock N Roll Theme Week

Tonight, the top 4 take on songs from the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame! Obviously, I am expecting David Cook to thrive this week but we'll see. I also see Castro, if he listens to the judges and does something original, surprising alot of people tonight. I think Syesha might have some problems this week because I see her more about ballads and broadway tunes. What are your thoughts? Any guest starss or guest performances this week?

Shia Rented His Dad?

The 'Transformers' actor has revealed he paid his dad to spend time with him on the set of Disney TV series 'Even Stevens' when he was a teenager.

Shia said: "Before I landed the role in 'Even Stevens' I barely knew my dad, but because I was a minor I needed to have an adult on set. Dad had just been released from veterans' hospital, where he'd gone through drugs withdrawal. So I paid him weekly to be with me. For him it wasn't about being with a son that he loved. He was rent-a-dad. He was getting some money and he was staying off drugs. For three years we lived in a motel and that's when we started to get our relationship back on track. In a very real sense this business gave me my father back and I'll always be grateful for that."

OMG That is so sad. Haha But I am glad that they worked on the relationship and now are hanging out for the right reasons and not for money. haha He's so cute. How could anybody not want to hang out with him for FREE????

The Office Welcomes an Addition

Not a new cast member but a baby!! Miss Angela Kinsey, who plays Dwight's on/off again secret girlfriend haha, gave birth to a daughter this past Saturday. And Jenna Fischer (Pam) was in attendance for the birth. The two are very close friends off the set even though their characters hate each on the set. Has Angela been sitting down in recent episodes? I don't think I ever noticed a baby bump. Hmmm I'll have to backtrack to episodes on nbc.com.

Jury's out on Uma's stalker

Uma Thurman may see him as a threat to her well-being, but the jurors in her case against her stalker, Jack Jordan, aren't all that convinced.

Apparently the jury may feel like Jordan is just a man in love, and not a man that poses any physical threat to Uma. The defense admits that he's "creepy" and "obsessive" but say he's not dangerous. The prosecution arguing for Uma says it's not true and that he blew through every stop sign in his path.

What do you think? Is Uma making a big deal out of nothing, or does this guy sound like he could really do some damage?

Stacy Kiebler's armpit looks like a vagina! (and more)

Ricky Martin buys his own island for $8 million! Why, you ask??? Well because he's livin' la vida loca! Duh! (smack)

First it happened to Beyonce. And now STACY KIEBLER'S armpit looks like a female reproductive organ too!!! LOOK! (fatback)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie planning wedding on a yacht! (gabby)

Hot new fashion trend: PINKEYE! (ayyyy)

Pardon me, but Ashlee Simpson looks slammin' in a bikini on the cover of Shape Magazine! Daaannnnnnggg!!! LOOK! (POTP)

Amy Winehouse is too much of a mess right now to record theme song for the next James Bond movie right now. She'll try again after some more drugs. (popbytes)

Iron Man ruled the weekend box office... by a lot. (bitten)

Jonathan Coachman is leaving the WWE for ESPN!!! (wrestling)

Please Tell me She's Kidding...

Not only is she stupid enough to wear this horrible hat but check out Heidi's binoculars... they're the wrong way!! And they tell us that they don't stage their "candid" paparazzi pics?? Okkkkkkkkkkkk

Britney Spears Latest Song??

This style sounds old but if it's as old as it sounds, there's no possible way someone could have kept it unleaked for so long. So the confusion sets in... old Britney or latest Britney? I WOULD LOVE FOR IT TO BE NEW BRITNEY. I think this song rocks and it isn't overly sexual nor is it overly electronic. I love every Britney song but I lovvvvved her singing heavy pop melodies. Check it out and let me know your thoughts :)

Link to mystery song here

Scarlett and Ryan...

engaged?!?!?! I cant stand all these engagements. Too much for me to handle. Especially when the guy is someone I've always hoped to randomly meet someday and have us magically fall in love. Now I have no hope. I feel like Scarlett and Ryan just don't go well together but obviously I'd say that..haha...Goodbye, Ryan... sigh.. Ironically enough, Scarlett is in Boston shooting scenes from her upcoming film, THE PROPOSAL... awwww.

First Look: Britney Spears second appearance on How I Met Your Mother

She's coming back! Britney will be back on "How I Met Your Mother" May 12th!

I had such a great experience the last time I was on the show that I couldn't wait to come back!

In this episode, Britney's character Abby falls for Barney - played by Neil Patrick Harris. Whoever thought a homosexual computer nerd would find love with one of the biggest pop icons of our time??? Go Doogs!!!

NKOTB Single...

you ready for it? haha I am!!!! It's called Summertime... I like it but I am biased because they were my first concert at the tender age of 7, I think. I love everything they do. Sigh.

Listen to the new single here and let me know what you think