Friday, May 2, 2008

Barbara Walters is a home wrecker!!

Barbara Walters is a hussy! On an episode of Oprah that will be airing next week, Barbara goes on the record and says that years ago she had an affair with Senator Edward Brooke, who is the first elected black Senator ever. She said that the affair was kept tightly underwraps because they both knew it could ruin their careers.

I don't know why I find this so funny. Maybe it's because Barbara Walters is now older than dirt, yet in the last week she's confessed to having an affair back in the day and also said she was going to pose topless for a magazine (relax, she was poking fun of the Miley Cyrus picture).

Eh, I'd makeout with her...

WWE wrestler Santino Marella mugshot - busted for DUI

"My Maria would be-ah so ashamed-ah!"


But at least he rocks a nice duck-ass hairdo in the mug.


What also should be noted is that his three drinking buddies that night were a vampire, a Russian strongman, and an incestuous sister. Thank God for the WWE!

The Difference a Year Can Make...


Leona Lewis has made the Sunday Times Young Music Millionaires List. It was reported that she has a 6 million pound fortune (which I tried to convert to US dollars and I think it came to almost 12 million dollars haha), which placed her at the 14th spot on the list. Not bad, considering a year and a half ago, nobody knew her name.

Amy Winehouse also made the list but I don't care about her so that is all. haha Yes sorry I love certain celebrities so you might get more news about them every now and then, I go to their fansites daily, I can't help myself if I see updates hahaha

Madonna defends Miley Cyrus


Madonna has come to the aide of Miley Cyrus with the following statement...

"Leave her alone. She's gonna be 16 soon and then 17 and then 18, and then what's gonna happen?"


Then what's gonna happen??? Well duh Madonna!!!

She'll turn 19.

You thought I was gonna say porn, didn't you?

Nope. Too easy.

Beyonce Expecting?


The latest on hip hop and R&B's hottest couple is that they may be breeding! Not sure what kind of sources but it's been stated that MULTIPLE sources have said Beyonce and Jay-Z are expecting and that's why their wedding was so prompt! Beyonce has strong Christian beliefs and wanted to be married before having a child.

Though, they dated for six years so I don't see how this wedding was so "prompt" haha That's at least six times as long as the average Hollywood couple dates before they decide to get married! Just ask Mariah and Nick...

Time will only tell in this case because as we all know this couple keeps their personal life private.

Paris Hilton is getting too skinny

"Neckbones are hot."

Shannon Elizabeth elimination a conspiracy?

Sources say that everyone on the Dancing with the Stars set was overjoyed to see Shannon Elizabeth get eliminated this week off the show. Apparently she was a huge diva on the set and no one could stand her. On top of that, when Cristian de la Fuente got injured, they were nervous he would go home, leaving Shannon on for another week.

Shannon has been quoted saying that she doesn't feel like it was the fans that caused her to be voted off, but a "bigger force."

This coming from a girl who's claim to fame is playing a foreign exchange student who does naughty things on a webcam in American Pie. Zip it and go home.

Uma's stalker is a total creep

As cool as I think it'd be to have a stalker (again, I'm a total attention whore), I feel bad for Uma Thurman. I mean...she's hot, she's young (well, younger than I thought), she's talented, she has money -- this isn't why I feel bad for her. She has one creepy effing stalker who is a total tool.

Uma was in court yesterday for her case against Jack Jordan, who has stalked the crap out of her for a few years, testifying about how she feared for her life at times when he would stalk her out. He's shown up on movie sets and done so much as sit on her front steps. And apparently he didn't take a plea bargain from the case because he wanted to see her one more time.

Uma should've gone Kill Bill on his ass.

Perez Hilton got sued!

Reason #4,643,752 that we're better than Perez Hilton: WE DON'T GET SUED!

DJ Samantha Ronson (Lindsay Lohan's BFFL) sued Perez Hilton for defamation of character in the infamous car accident involving Lindsay Lohan last year. Samantha was in the passenger seat for the crash, and apparently that was enough cause for Perez to totally drag her name through the mud. I mean, we may make fun of some people, but we don't break them down like that!

Anyway, the defamation action and Perez is in the clear, so now Sam Ronson is suing the law firm she hired, saying they overpaid her. But that's just details, kids, because there's a math lesson to be learned out of all of this.

dirtydirtdirt.com > Perez Hilton

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Britney at Fox Studios 2 Days in a Row!


She arrived at the set of "How I Met Your Mother" early Tuesday morning and was seen again rolling on through yesterday morning! On the first day, they rehearsed the read through and yesterday she shot the cameo over a 12 hour period! She was seen heading to the gym after working the 12 straight hours too! I'm thinking Brit is finally back on the right track and ready to dominate the world once more. I'm so ready for it! Haha

I Can't Keep Up with the Cannons...


Mariah and Nick aren't just dating, they aren't just engaged.. but they are NOW married!!!

The wedding was said to have taken place on an island and the small ceremony was "very impulsive," according to the source. And was YESTERDAY!!! Is there any other word that means more impulsive than impulsive because that just doesn't satisfy me.

Do you think she's pregnant? At the rate they're going, I'm surprised they don't already have 4 year old twins running around. Jeez...

Supposedly Da Brat was in attendance... anybody know her so we can confirm this? haha

Also, AN UPDATE ON THE RING:

The ring, jeweler Jacob & Co. confirmed to PEOPLE, is crafted from platinum and features a square, emerald-cut fancy light pink diamond in the center, surrounded by 58 intense pink diamonds, flanked by two half-moon diamonds. The total carat weight of the ring – the center stone alone is 10 carats – is a jaw-dropping 17 carats, with a value of $2.5 million.

Though some have speculated that Carey's ring is the same one Cannon gave to his former fiancée, Victoria's Secret model Seltia Ebanks, Ebanks's ring was 12 carats and made of colorless diamonds.
The picture I posted earlier of Mariah's ring makes it look pretty colorless to me...but who knows.

What Does Metro Station and Hannah Montana Have in Common?


Apparently siblings?? Miley Cyrus' half-brother is a vocalist/guitarist in Metro Station! I never knew!!! Am I the only person who didn't know this? Be honest. haha

Maybe the name should have given it away... Trace Cyrus. They look nothing alike but they share a last name and a musical talent, so I believe it :)

Metro Station was started by Trace Cyrus and Mason Musso in 2006 after their mothers introduced them to each other on the set of the TV series Hannah Montana in which their younger siblings Miley Cyrus and Mitchel Musso perform.

Well if you already knew this, ignore but I learned something today! Haha

Whitney Attacked by Daughter?

This is Bobbi Kristina, daughter of Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston. The left pic is before it was photoshopped haha on the right, it's a lovely edited pic of a girl who looks like Whitney! :) But anyways that has nothing to do with the story...

Mind you, the source is the National Enquirer, so take it for what its worth... they're reporting that Bobbi, 15, attacked Whitney and tried to stab her in an argument and after tried to commit suicide by cutting her own wrists!

A family member, Ann Davis, $old Bobbi Kristina out apparently and spoke to the Enquirer. Says after this event, Bobbi was sent to a psychiatric ward in Atlanta. Scary.

Nobody better hurt Whitney before her huge comeback, I've been waiting for it for years!!!

John Mayer's New Look Hahahaha

Sorry this one gets to me hahahahaha

His new goal: “To grow and maintain an authentic ’80s style feathered haircut,” he blogs, further insisting, “It’s something I’ve wanted to do for some time.” He admits to being “very excited to bring this amazing look into today’s pop culture landscape,” noting, “The feathered cut projects an attitude of ease and quiet confidence that seems to have all but eluded our generation. And as my hair grows longer it will serve to become a more stirring and poignant statement.”

Hahaha check out the pic:





I think we all should pick an 80s goal.. I either want to start up the whole side ponytail thing again, like Deb repped in NAPOLEON DYNAMITE or maybe blue eyeshadow.. though that could possibly kill me...

Don't Quit Your Day Job, Scar-Jo...

Just kidding, I actually like Scarlett Johansson's first musical release.. something about the song kind of soothes me.. haha I wanted to hate it but I don't... sounds like it would make a killer song for a movie soundtrack...though the video is a little boring...


Newlyweds with another Simpson?


Forget Papa don't preach...Papa don't learn... OK magazine is stating that Joe Simpson is trying to pitch a new show on the idea of NEWLYWEDS for Miss Ashlee and her new fiancee, Pete Wentz. Didn't the whole world conclude that NEWLYWEDS ruined his first daughter's marriage?? Don't do it, Ash!!!! Though, not gonna lie, I would love if they did a show. I'd so watch. hahaha

And if they do the show, I hope it includes the legal drama following Wentz! He's supposedly being sued by someone who says Pete assaulted him at a Fall Out Boy show last year!

According to a lawsuit obtained by TMZ, Andy Kallas claims he was watching the boys perform at Schuba's Tavern in Chicago, when Wentz and his security guard beat him for several minutes. Kallas claims he suffered "serious injuries to his head, mouth and face." The way the lawsuit reads, the attack was totally unprovoked. But of course, it was heard that Kallas was heckling Pete and being totally obnoxious at the show.

Pete has too many things on the line to risk over a moron, I doubt he'd do something so stupid. Justice will shut him up I'm sure.

What are your American Idol Predictions?

Everyone talks about March Madness and picks their brackets of who they think will advance with each game and win -- well, I say we do something like that right here on dirtydirtdirt.com (cheap plug!)

We'll call it Celebrity Dirt Idol Elimination (because sadly, that's the best I could come up with). So we're down to the Final Four: Jason Castro, David Archuleta, David Cook, and Syesha Mercado. Here's the deal -- post your picks for eliminations for the next 2 weeks, then your pick for the next American Idol! For example, here are my picks:

Next week: Syesha is eliminated, leaving David Cook, David Archuleta, and Jason Castro

Week after: David Cook is eliminated, leaving David Archuleta and Jason Castro

American Idol: David Archuleta

I'm sure a ton of you think I'm nuts for not putting David Cook in the final two, but here's my reasoning. Jason and David Archuleta have the teeny-bopper vote, and if you look at last night, David Cook was in the Bottom Three when he clearly out-sang everyone there.

So what are your picks?! The winner will get...well, an ego boost and maybe something else too.

Triple Kiss on Idol...


Natasha Beddingfield kisses David Archuleta (lucky), Simon Cowell's first kiss called into the show randomly!, and we kissed Brooke White goodbye :(

How hilarious was Tara Miller's phonecall?? I wish I was Simon Cowell's first kiss. That's a life achievement. I'd tell everyone. Hahaha

Anybody upset with the results? I know there's a few of you out there who don't like my boy Castro and probably wish he went instead huh? I'd like to see a DAVID vs. DAVID finale but we'll see.

Lil' Kim's car gets Repo'ed!




Oh snap! Lil' Kim just lost one of her Bentleys courtesy of the repo man! Guess that's what happens when you're four months behind on your payments! The rep says the matter is completely out of Kim's hands, too..so she's screwed.


Damn that Repo Man!

CONFIRMED: MARIAH CANNON? haha

ACCESS HOLLYWOOD is reporting that Mariah and Nick Cannon are definitely engaged. I can't even comprehend this. When were they even dating besides stories surfacing last month of them hanging out?? Haha How can I be so out of the loop on these two? I thought I had hollywood couples on lock down but I guess I'm not as good as I thought I was so anyways...

HOW AWESOMELY BAD IS THIS... NICK CANNON GAVE THE SAME RING HE GAVE TO HIS OLD FIANCEE TO MARIAH!! HE GAVE IT TO VICTORIA SECRET MODEL, SELITA Ebanks, ONLY A YEAR AGO!! The guy moves fast...He had given the ring to Selita only after 3 months of dating. They broke up in October and now, 6/7 months later, he's giving it to Mariah. DOESN'T MARIAH REMIND YOU OF THE TYPE THAT WOULD BE TOO DIVALICIOUS TO ACCEPT A REGIFTED RING?!?! I wonder if she knew before this surfaced... I'd expect her to want a one of a kind butterfly shaped diamond or something. haha Though if the ring is a family heirloom or something, I can see regiving it, it's gorgeous. But if not, seriously, Nick come on...


Selita wearing ring on left, Mariah wearing ring on right.