Lilly Allen is pregnant

Lilly Allen is reportedly pregnant too!

Look for a mysterious recall on all Trojan brand condoms soon.

Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant

It must be something in the DNA. OK Magazine has an exclusive interview with Jamie Lynn Spears and mother Lynn confirming her pregnancy. Jamie Lynn is just 16 and the dad is her longtime boyfriend, Casey Aldridge - pictured here (still in his awkward teen faze) with Jamie Lynn.

Momma Lynn tells the magazine, "She’s never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby.”

She's never late for her curfew... but you know what she's doing until curfew??? Being a baby-making-machine!

"Zoe 101" obviously never paid any attention during sex ed.

Celebrity Dirt -- Michael Jackson's Bandaid Face at Barnes & Noble

Pamela Anderson is getting divorced.

Pamela Anderson and internet-sex-tape-sensation Rick Solomon are getting divorced. The couple was married for all of two months.

The question is: who will get custody of the crabs???

Happy Birthday, Beethoven!!!

If Ludwig Van Beethoven was still alive, he'd be 237 years old today.
He'd most likely be hanging out with hot chicks.
Sipping caramel macchiatos at Starbucks while surfing the net.
And running his own hair salon in NYC.

Happy Birthday, Beethoven. Your music and hair are awesome.

Britney Spears is getting married again.

That's the word. And the lucky guy she's marrying? Sam Lutfi. Here he is in the only 2 pictures I could dig up on him:




Britney's dating has been trending down... HARD! First Justin, then K-Fed, now this Shmoe??? He looks like my mailguy, who's 53. (And a very nice man as a side-note.)

Reportedly K-Fed has seen this guy lose his temper on a number of occasions and wants him NOWHERE near the kids. If Britney has the kids around this guy, she'll most likely lose them (again). But Britney seems to lose her kids more often than I lose pens, so look for it to happen soon. And thank God for computers and their glorious wired keyboards. Screw pens.

Britney Spears -- digitally modified for new video "Piece Of Me" -- before and after!

Not really a big surprise, I know. But here's the before and after of a still-shot from her new video:



And yeah I took the pic from Perez. You could tell by the 4 year old hand-writing on it, right? At least there weren't any "stains" hanging from her mouth. Those just get funnier and funnier! Just like paper cuts. And stop posting shit about yourself. You're NOT a celebrity.

Anyway - something tells me Brit-Brit carries a circus mirror with her at all times so if a guy is interested in her she can look at them through the bent mirror and look hot in real time.

Jennifer Love Hewitt would be so sad for you.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Pregnant!

Rumored - J-Love found out she was preggo in November just before Thanksgiving and right around the time Ross McCall proposed to her. After they got the news, they jetted off to Hawaii to celebrate where these infamous pictures were taken:



Maybe her ass is pregnant?

Who Would You Rather?

OR

I was inspired by my last post...
Janice Dickinson says Love is healthy and Tyra is fat..

Who would you rather:

Jennifer Love Hewwit

or

Tyra Banks

( I vote Tyra..!)

Dickinson Sticks Up For J-Love!!!

Janice Dickinson was interviewed a few days ago on The Today Show.. she brought up J-Love saying she is very healthy and the photos of her were taken in very unflattering angles.. and of course she didn't just leave it there, she felt like she needed to tell us who is actually fat..

"You want to see someone who's fat, I'm sorry, Tyra, Tyra Banks is fat"

Ohhh no she didn't!! You think Tyra is going to fire back?

No Wonder She's Rich, She's Made of GOLD!

Paris posed nude while covered in gold body paint for the Rich Water Foundation... according to the Sun:

"The hotel heiress posed in California’s Mojave Desert for the Rich Water Foundation, a scheme to source water from icebergs and relieve drought-hit regions. "

Yes, I do believe these pics will cure some "droughts" .. but not in the way they had planned ;-)

Britney Turned Down American Idol!

Miss Brit turned down a chance to be a celeb judge or performed on American Idol! Producer or AI Nigel Lythgoe said in a conference call :

"Britney, at this moment in time, I don't think is well enough to do anything," he continued. "I think she needs looking after. I think she needs to pull herself together." Lythgoe added that Spears is an "exceptionally talented girl" but "needs taking care of right now."

Also, Brit's new video for "Piece of Me" will air tonight at 11:01 pm on Britney.com ... let's see if it is better than her last.. I have to admit I really do like her new song... ! Why don't ya check it out and tell us what you think, is it better than "Gimme More" ?

David Letterman Is Letting Himself Go (pic)

Sweet Candace!!! End this gag-danged writer's strike already!!!

J-Love Is Engaged - So why is she kissing THAT???

It's been a few posts since a Jennifer Love Hewitt mention (so it was a small streak!). So here's a sweet photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt playing tongue tag with a really beautiful woman!!! Not much else to say about it. No story... I have no idea WTF is going on here. Feel free to enlighten me - fake made-up stories gladly accepted.

Also - I heard a small chunk of inside J-Love juice last night from "an insider." Jennifer doesn't drink, smoke, or swear... EVER! But she DOES make out with hot girls while she's engaged? Holy wow!

Fug Of the Day: Mischa Barton

Mischa displays why wearing Glad Bags is a fashion no no yesterday in Ireland at the premiere of her new movie, "I Don't Care the Title Of It."

Oh and her shirt looks like shit too. Just thought I'd point that out.

Celebrity Dirt -- Jessica Simpson Gets Naked For Movie

Celebrity Dirt -- Jenna Bush Calls G.W. Live On Ellen

Ashley Tisdale's New Nose

They must have lobbed off a good 4 or 5 inches!!! It's no Ashlee Simpson, but still an UPGRADE from me!

However Jennifer Love Hewitt will be dissappointed. If you have a little more junk in your nose, be proud of it!!! (Just wanted to keep the J-Love Streak alive! Melinda & kAEdo... keep it going!)

Jennifer Love Hewitt's Engagement Ring

J-Love's big rock matches her big booty. And she likes them both that way, thank you!

Evanescence's Amy Lee Is Blowin' Up... at least in the facial-area. (hahaha I just said "facial." sweet.)

If she pooped out her contact lenses, Amy Lee could BE Delta Burke!

Sidethought A: Jennifer Love Hewitt is now a fan of Evanescence. (If you're in the dark, watch "Celebrity Dirt" in the post below.)

Sidethought B: "Designing Women" rules!