Britney Turned Down American Idol!

Miss Brit turned down a chance to be a celeb judge or performed on American Idol! Producer or AI Nigel Lythgoe said in a conference call :

"Britney, at this moment in time, I don't think is well enough to do anything," he continued. "I think she needs looking after. I think she needs to pull herself together." Lythgoe added that Spears is an "exceptionally talented girl" but "needs taking care of right now."

Also, Brit's new video for "Piece of Me" will air tonight at 11:01 pm on Britney.com ... let's see if it is better than her last.. I have to admit I really do like her new song... ! Why don't ya check it out and tell us what you think, is it better than "Gimme More" ?

David Letterman Is Letting Himself Go (pic)

Sweet Candace!!! End this gag-danged writer's strike already!!!

J-Love Is Engaged - So why is she kissing THAT???

It's been a few posts since a Jennifer Love Hewitt mention (so it was a small streak!). So here's a sweet photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt playing tongue tag with a really beautiful woman!!! Not much else to say about it. No story... I have no idea WTF is going on here. Feel free to enlighten me - fake made-up stories gladly accepted.

Also - I heard a small chunk of inside J-Love juice last night from "an insider." Jennifer doesn't drink, smoke, or swear... EVER! But she DOES make out with hot girls while she's engaged? Holy wow!

Fug Of the Day: Mischa Barton

Mischa displays why wearing Glad Bags is a fashion no no yesterday in Ireland at the premiere of her new movie, "I Don't Care the Title Of It."

Oh and her shirt looks like shit too. Just thought I'd point that out.

Celebrity Dirt -- Jessica Simpson Gets Naked For Movie

Celebrity Dirt -- Jenna Bush Calls G.W. Live On Ellen

Ashley Tisdale's New Nose

They must have lobbed off a good 4 or 5 inches!!! It's no Ashlee Simpson, but still an UPGRADE from me!

However Jennifer Love Hewitt will be dissappointed. If you have a little more junk in your nose, be proud of it!!! (Just wanted to keep the J-Love Streak alive! Melinda & kAEdo... keep it going!)

Jennifer Love Hewitt's Engagement Ring

J-Love's big rock matches her big booty. And she likes them both that way, thank you!

Evanescence's Amy Lee Is Blowin' Up... at least in the facial-area. (hahaha I just said "facial." sweet.)

If she pooped out her contact lenses, Amy Lee could BE Delta Burke!

Sidethought A: Jennifer Love Hewitt is now a fan of Evanescence. (If you're in the dark, watch "Celebrity Dirt" in the post below.)

Sidethought B: "Designing Women" rules!

Celebrity Dirt -- Jennifer Lopez will have a silent birth

Britney's Now Using Body Doubles

Yesterday was the shoot for Britney's latest song "Piece of Me" .. Well her dancers were not happy with her- She showed up TWELVE hours late! She had four body doubles for the body shots, as they walked in they had to wear trenchcoats with sunglasses and hats so the photogs couldn't tell who the real Britney was. Any scene that required her body to she shown, a double was called in.

Best Late Night Music Performance Ever -- Mutemath "Typical" on Kimmel BACKWARDS

So yeah. Writer's strike. Blah blah. Reruns. Blah blah.
Jimmy Kimmel had the best musical performance I've ever seen a couple months ago, so keep on striking hacks! I'm glad I got a second chance to see this.

Mutemath did their song "Typical" BACKWARDS in front of the audience. The lead dude lip synced it with Milli Vanilli precision (pre CD skip fiasco). Then they aired it backwards so it looked forward. Just watch the video! It's worth it... and it'll make sense.

Frickin' cool.

Luciana Salazar Sex Tape

She's a 27 year-old world famous Argentine glamour model, she started her career at the age of 4, and now she's naked and hardcore.

I've heard the sex tape is very, very extreme. If I were her I'd take it a little easier while having sex. There's a lot of plastic parts that could malfunction.

And while I'm not ballsy enough to post the video on this site, here's a link for all you hogs: LUCIANA SALAZAR SEX TAPE

Britney Spears "Gimme More" mashed with Kelly "Shoes" -- Appropriately titled "Gimme More Shoes"

Best... Mashup... Ever...



And for the 4 people who haven't seen Kelly's "Shoes" video yet:

Is Britney Spears pregnant again????

Damn. She pops 'em out more than a cat in heat.
Star Magazine is claiming they interviewed Britney and she said there's another bun in the oven. [In Touch is obviously reporting it too - see visual aid]

Find out more after this side thought:

Britney Spears has a 2 floor "Fantasy Room" where she does all her sex-havin'.
The room has ticklers, whips, mirrored ceilings, and lots of outfits for Brit to dress up in. Like schoolgirl (can't let go of her "Baby One More Time" days), maid, and nun (ewww!). Something tells me the floors in there are grosser than a cheap hotel room.

Back to the baby rumor --- SQUASHED! She texted Ryan Seacrest this morning and said her belly is baby free (for once)!

X-Tina shows the baby belly on the cover of Marie Claire

Wow. Well there you go. She really IS quite, very pregnant.
And sideboob rules... but pregnant inner-boob kind of scares me.

But it's still a boob, therefore it's cool.

Kevin Federline Is One Of the Top 10 Most Influential Men In the WORLD!!!

Dr. Jan Adams walks out on Larry King interview on LIVE TV!

He was scheduled for a "world exclusive" interview with Larry King about everything that went down with Kanye West's mother and he walked out on live TV. For more on what happened (20 minutes before this post), check out the Celebrity Dirt podcast below. (And subscribe!)


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Celebrity Dirt -- Paris Hilton is bringing her diseased va-jay-jay East!

First Pictures from Nicole Richie's "Wizard Of Oz" Themed Baby Shower

At the risk of sounding uber-gay... HOW CUTE!