Show's over for Paula on Idol?...and MORE!!!

Jeff Hardy would go all Swanton Bomb on these celebrity polls. (celeb news)

More Graziano drama, this time without the Hogans!! John Graziano's father was gonna kill his wife!! (smack)

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt digs for gold in her spare time. (candy)

Drew Barrymore wants Jennifer Aniston to dump John Mayer! (POTP)

Paula's leaving Idol?! (gabby)

Audrina Patridge catches robbers on tape! (bitten)

Freddie Prinze Jr. out of WWE?! (wrestling)

"Dirty Quotes" with Kevin Jonas and his girlfriend, Danielle Deleasa

Kevin: "Pleaseeeeeeeeee can I have a kiss?"

Danielle: "Not until you take those sunglasses off. You look like a douchebag."

Speaking of "The Hills" -- LC is done

Lauren Conrad has made one thing perfectly clear -- after Season 5 of The Hills is over, she's done.

I gave MTV a deadline and said, 'This is as long as I can do it and stay sane.' It's difficult for me remember what I was like before I had a mic taped to me. But I think I've become a little bit more independent and not quite as ... I don't want to say it, but pathetic.

This is the best news I've heard in a while. I'd rather hang out with Denise Richards for a day than have to deal with this show being shoved down my throat. They just reinforce every single stereotype about spoiled brats and snobs.

"Hills" ex-boyfriend is an an ex-fiance

Jason Wahler, who got his claim to fame from dating (and possibly banging on tape) Lauren Conrad from The Hills, just broke off his engagement to his fiancee of 2 years, Katja Decker Sadowski. He released a brief (and I do mean brief) statement to Usmagazine.com about it.

I have decided to end my engagement, and it's an amicable split.

You dumped her, but it's still amicable? Does she know that?

Some details on Karina and Maksim's wedding

We got some details on some plans for Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Karina Smirnoff's wedding. They'd like to get married pretty soon, and by pretty soon, I mean no later than the end of the year. They haven't figured out an exact date or place yet, but they're trying to make sure all of their family members are happy with the location.

I don't get the rush, but good luck with everything!

More from Rosie O'Donnell on Tyra

I threw up a story yesterday about Rosie O'Donnell telling Tyra Banks that she was going through menopause and relied on Madonna for advice. Turns out they also hit up the subject of Rosie's drinking habits. Rosie told Tyra that she's actually quitting the bottle because of her 13-year-old son Parker. Parker told his madukes that he thought she was drinking too much beer, which was reason enough for Rosie to stop.

Let's wait for the day when Parker goes up to Rosie and says, "Mom, you're being too much of a bitch. Be nice again."

Denise Richards talks about her horrible life

I'm sorry, but not only do I NOT have any compassion or understanding for Denise Richards, but I also CANNOT stand the broad. Anytime she's in the public eye, it's because she's bitching about something. I understand money doesn't buy happiness, but money can but you surgery to shut the f*ck up!! We reported yesterday that she actually joined Dancing with the Stars to take away some of the spotlight from the upcoming birth of Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller's twins, and now she's telling Ellen DeGeneres that her life the last few years have been the worst ever, due to her messy divorce with Charlie and her mother dying. But she also gave her kids credit for helping her survive the "public scrutiny and humiliation."

The only thing you should be humiliated about is trying nonstop to keep your 15 minutes of fame. Face it, no one gives a crap about you, and I hope you're the first one voted off of Dancing this season.

Lisa Rinna likes being naked

In case you couldn't tell from the fact she recently wrapped up a photoshoot for Playboy, and from the hey world, I shave my mommy spot pics, Lisa Rinna just wants to let you know that she loves being naked. She told People mag that she doesn't get what the obsession with weight is in society, and that she's "more comfortable being nude than hosting an event."

Eh, she has a nice body, but the lips really ruin it for me.

Tom and Gisele get hitched!

After months of rumors saying they were engaged, then they weren't, then they were married, then they weren't -- we can finally report that Tom Brady and Gisele Bundschen are OFFICIALLY man and wife. They got married yesterday in an insanely private ceremony in Los Angeles. Congrats!!

Makes you wonder if Bridget Moynahan is going to pull a Denise Richards. And it also makes ME wonder if he's gonna suck when he returns to his QB position next season for the Pats. Don't screw it up, Tommy!

Kate Walsh feeling insecure following marriage split

Private Practice (and occasionally Grey's Anatomy) beauty Kate Walsh is speaking out for the first time since her separation from husband Alex Young was made public. She sat down for a tell-all interview in Redbook, and touched a lot of things, including that she has become really insecure.

I second-guess myself all the time. I make a decision and then wonder if I made the wrong choice. Sometimes I come off as confident, but really I am a quivering little wharf rat underneath who is radically insecure and deeply in need of love and understand.

As bad as I do feel for her, partly because I think she's insanely gorgeous, she was engaged to the guy for a month before they ended up getting engaged, and then got married a few months later. That's really not nearly enough time to get to know someone. I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did! (15 months) But at any rate, good luck to Kate. We hope she finds what she's looking for (a guy named Jadd.)

Is Adriana Lima knocked up??...and MORE!!!

Hey, look! Over there! It's a celebrity lollipoll!! (celeb news)

DJ AM and Travis Barker show some love. (smack)

Octomom doing porn?!?! (candy)

LiLo Watch '09. Survey says...she still needs a burger. (POTP)

Adriana Lima eloped because she's got a bun in the oven?! (gabby)

Julia-Louis Dreyfus' body is SLAMMIN! (bitten)

TNA Lockdown spoilers!! (wrestling)

Bret Michaels dishes on the Rock of Love boobs...I mean broads.

Bret Michaels dished the dirt on what we all want to know -- what are the Rock of Love girls REALLY like behind the cameras? He answered a bunch of fans' questions and answered them all pretty well. Check them out!!

Who's the best kisser on the show?
There's been some quality sucking face going on. Ambre is up there, and this season, I'd say Mindy, Taya, Ashley and Brittanya.

Do you ever worry about a skin- or saliva-borne outbreak among the girls?
In the heat of the moment, no. Later on the morning after, absolutely.

The first two seasons, you chose Chicago girls (Jes and Ambre) over the other finalists (Heather and Daisy). Do you have a thing for Midwestern women?
I must say I do like girls that can dress up and be smokin' hot, but they have to be down-to-earth. If you're a Steelers fan, you need down-to-earth people. Christ, we're the only team besides the Giants who don't have cheerleaders.

Have there been any girls you cut but now think, I wonder if I let that slip away?
Kristy Jo was my one -- I let her go too soon. As nutty as she was, there was real emotion between us. But once we connected she had trouble with the fact that it was a dating show.
Kristy Jo ran to that closet every 13 seconds and was packing her bags. I'm like, "Look, I'm gonna pack them for you in about two seconds." You can't run away from every problem like that in a relationship. I love doing stuff, and I don't get bored, so I don't need drama.

Who would you rather let babysit -- Lacey, Marcia, Angelique or Brittaney Angel?
You're gonna think I'm crazy, but Lacey -- she's the most caring. That girl is a Jekyll and Hyde but she was malicious because she actually wanted to date. The real Lacey is a great person. She's great with animals, and I think she'd be great with kids.

If you could spend an evening with either the Superbowl-winning Pittsburgh Steelers or a football team's worth of eliminated contestants from all three seasons of "Rock of Love," which would you choose?
I love the Steelers and love to party with them -- and have, many times. But I would have to go with the women on this one, and I think the Steelers would understand.

Who looks the most different without makeup? Sometimes it's hard to recognize the girls in the morning shots.
For sure. I've had a few where I've said "Wait, who?!" Hoo ... The one that looked a little different without makeup was definitely Brittanya. Not bad, she still was sexy, she just looked much different without makeup.

What do you think is the percent chance that a contestant during one of the seasons was born male?
I've seen the vajayjays and they're real. I know they made fun of Angelique, but I've seen her porn and she's definitely not a dude.
I don't buy Natasha being a man. Obviously it piques your curiosity when every girl is telling me that so I'd get rid of her. That isn't what did it -- we just never got past the friend zone. I wanna be in the end zone, not the friend zone. I saw when we were, uh, having fun on the bus, I definitely saw underneath the tutu thingy and there was nothing hanging down.

Did / would you ever let Big John have a crack at your second string if he was feeling one of them?
Absolutely. In fact this happened a year ago, he liked Cori a lot. I'm loyal to my buddies, and if I really like somebody or John does, the rest of us just don't go there.

Criss Angel and Holly Madison split up

After 4 months of a loving relationship (AKA hot wild sex), Criss Angel and Holly Madison have called it quits. And according to a source, it sounds like it was a little more of his doing than hers.

She was very much in love with him and they're still very close friends. It was a conflict of schedules. She felt she couldn't devote 100 percent of her time in Vegas and his career at the expense of her career and her goals.

Bet the Hef is smiling in bed right now...with one of his Playmates on top of him.

N.O.R.E. is fighting everyone

N.O.R.E. has literally been fighting the world lately. The other day, he went into a Fatburger in Miami and ended up getting into a physical fight with a random customer who tried talking to him, and then once Perez Hilton posted the story and called him a douchebag, N.O.R.E. got in a Twitter fight (I can't believe I even just used that term...what a couple of p*ssies) with Perez. He ended up calling into the radio show Lip Service to straighten everything out.

When I call Perez a gay motherf---er, it's just one of my first rebuttals because everybody knows he loves c---. Ain't nothin' wrong with loving c---, I got friends who love c---, I done records with Kanye West, it's cool. I'm not saying he is gay, but if he is, he doesn't bother me at all...Let's just get off the gay part about him. I walk into Fatburger. Fatburger actually has vegeterian burgers, it's called veggie burgers, they actually serve it on wheat bread, which is what you're supposed to eat if you're vegan...I walk into Fatburger I had a great time, celebrating me fitting Gucci, I got a Gucci jacket, some Gucci shoes, a Gucci belt and a Gucci hat. This guy basically stops me, and he's like 'Yo have a drink with me.' So I'm tellin the dude, you know 'I don't really drink, and when I do drink, I don't drink this,' which he's showing me...some kind of cognac. The guy kept going at me, going at me, going at me. He had a drink in his hand. I don't know how the drink that he had in his hand necessarily ended up in his face, I'm not sure. [But] the drink suddenly ended in this guy's face. So, things happened. I actually never hit the guy, I swung, I tried to, but I don't think nobody can, like, charge me with 'attempt to swing.' I missed, but I have a friend who was with me, he connected very well. I think he hit all of them. But the four people that they arrested was the people that didn't do nothing, including me...I definitely don't know the yellow, cause the drink wasn't yellow, it was brown.

Well, when your career sucks and all else fails, create some drama!! Wait, did he just indirectly call Kanye gay?

The reason Hayden and Milo split!!

This is some crazy ass news. We reported a couple of weeks ago (or maybe last week, I lose track with time when I throw up 10 stories a day hahaha), that Hayden Panettiere's fine ass split up with her boyfriend/co-star Milo Ventimiglia, but we never really knew until now. Turns out they split up OVER A PREGNANCY SCARE!!! The test came back negative, but the stress was enough to end the relationship!

Way to almost knock up a barely legal chick, Milo!! That's CLASSIC!! (And quite excellent that Hayden isn't going to be a mother yet...that'd kill a lot of fantasies.)

Simon Cowell wants to be frozen

Simon Cowell doesn't want to be buried 6 feet under or cremated when he meets his demise. No, he wants to be cryogenically frozen. He's convinced that scientists will eventually figure out a way to bring people back to life, and he wants to make sure he's around for when it happens.

I would be doing the nation an invaluable service.

I'd love to see Simon 200 years in the future -- maybe I'll freeze myself too and we'll be drinking buddies.

Portia de Rossi not getting pregnant?

There were rumors about Ellen and Portia starting to think about moving to a barn somewhere around Nantucket to settle down and have children, but Portia is shooting down those rumors and calling them not true in the least.

(That story) could not be further from the truth ... That was just completely made up.

No matter what Ellen and Portia decide to do, they're still gonna kick ass either way. I'm a wicked big Ellen fan, and I'm not afraid to admit it.

Kiefer Sutherland gets in a bar fight

Kiefer Sutherland decided it'd be a good idea to throw down in a New York bar the other night. The night started fine apparently, then someone else at the bar mouthed off to him, which started a pushing and shoving match. Kiefer was apparently wasted and could barely stand, actually tripping twice on his way out of the bar.

He shoulda gone Jack Bauer on that dude's ass!!

Regis Philbin's son attempts suicide

Regis Philbin's son Danny recently tried to kill himself after his marriage ended. He took a crapload of pills after his wife, Judy, filed for divorce. She called the marriage tumultuous and said they fought over everything from jealousy issues to money woes. She said that "the difficulties in our marriage were apparently too deep to fix."

I feel bad for Danny, but...trying to swallow pills to kill yourself? Really? That's just a cry for attention, more than anything...

Lindsay Lohan going back to the other team?

Lindsay Lohan is said to be VERY interested in Chace Crawford. She apparently texts him all the time to meet up whenever she's in New York, and she waited for him for a while to arrive at Harvey Weinstein's Oscar party. And you gotta think, with the info that over Valentine's Day a couple of weeks ago, she got in a huge fight with Samantha Ronson and went to Chace's apartment -- I'm sure it's safe to say he's conquered that territory.

Sam, go out and get yourself a hot looking girl. You've earned it.

The reason Denise Richards joined Dancing

Denise Richards' reason for joining Dancing with the Stars had nothing to do with wanting to actually dance or compete -- it was to steal the thunder away from her ex-husband Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller. Everyone is buzzing about Charlie and Brooke's twins that are due soon, and clearly Denise, being the attention whore she is, can't put up with that.

I REALLY wish this broad would just shut the hell up. She's beyond annoying -- NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU ANYMORE, DENISE!! GET OVER YOURSELF!!

Rosie O'Donnell is going through menopause

Because it's all relevant to our existance on this earth, Rosie O'Donnell decided to share with the universe that she's going through menopause while she was on Tyra the other day, and the advice Madonna had for her.

When I started having my hormone things, I'm like, 'What the hell is going on?' she's like, 'Get the cream.'

Thanks to Rosie, I'll now meet my 50-pound weight-loss goal. Because I won't be eating anything for the next 2 months.

Lindsay Lohan needs to eat...and MORE!!!

Taking polls about celebritites are almost as good as my homemade Egg McMuffins. (celeb news)
Sean Penn slams Madonna! (smack)

Bai Ling fails at boobie slipping. (candy)

Dita Von Teese looks like she belongs under my Christmas tree. (ayyyy)

Lindsay Lohan should be a magician, because she's disappearing before our eyes. (POTP)

Apparently, the Kardashians didn't get the memo about Travis the Chimp. (gabby)

Cute 9-year-old Jayla Cooper gets married. You NEED to check out this story...it's precious. (bitten)

WWE releases Smackdown! superstar!!! (wrestling)

Audrina gets robbed!!

Audrina Patridge arrived to her L.A. home on Sunday night only to realize that she had been robbed!!

I had a really rough day today - I got home late last night and realized that my house had been robbed. It was pretty devastating! I spent most of the morning filling out police reports and going through the house room by room making lists of everything that had been taken. Most of the items are replaceable, but they took off with a few very sentimental things too. Definitely not a good way to start the week.

That totally reeks of suckiness. The Hills people may annoy me, but that definitely sucks.

"Dirty Quotes" with Kelly Clarkson

"Does anyone have a cheeseburger? Kelly wants to eat!"

Michelle Williams wants Matilda to be a doctor

Michelle Williams refuses to raise her and Heath Ledger's daughter together in Hollywood. She doesn't want Matilda Rose to grow up in the limelight like a ton of other celebrity babies out there -- she wants her life to be low-key and actually wants her to be a doctor.

I wouldn't raise [Matilda] there. For all the obvious reasons - being the daughter of... Being an actor's daughter. It's a town that's about one thing and I want her to have options.

Hopefully Michelle won't mind what her 3-year-old daughter said she wanted to be: a cowgirl. Precious.

Fabolous loves weed

This is just awesome. Fabolous' tour bus was pulled over during NBA All Star Weekend on its way to Boston. Not a big deal, right? How bout the 500 POUNDS OF MARIJUANA that police found when they searched the bus?!?! Where the hell do you get 500 pounds of weed and why the hell was I not invited on that bus?! Fab wasn't on the bus at the time, but the 2 guys on board ratted him out and said Fab told them to drive the weed to Boston, then get in touch with him to finish the deal.

Frankly, I think they should've just set all the weed on fire, shut the windows and door, and had the biggest effing clambake known to man.

Adriana Lima elopes!

Ya know, I realize that I've trashed Valentine's Day weddings because they're lame, overrated, and just make me want to vomit, but that's because people actually plan them out to land on that day. Some people, on the other hand, can pull it off in a pretty badass way. NBA star Marko Jaric surprised his insanely hot girlfriend, Adriana Lima, with a random Valentine's Day gift -- a trip down the aisle! The 2 randomly decided to elope in Jackson Hole, Wyoming on the 14th and officially got hitched that day.

WTF is up with Jackson Hole, Wyoming? Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart got their marriage licenses from there, now Marko and Adriana elope there?

Jimmy Wayne gives a makeover

Country star Jimmy Wayne decided it was time to give an Extreme Home Makeover. He joined the cast of the hit show to help rebuild a Montgomery, Alabama home. Jimmy said he was really surprised at how much went into the show and into the whole process itself.

I never would have imagined there would be so much activity going on behind the scenes. They literally took up 2-4 blocks with motor homes, bulldozers and Porta-Jons! There were tons of people working, even a massage therapist was on site (lots of sore backs) ... It was an awesome feeling knowing that so many volunteers were involved, especially during a time when people are struggling so hard. It shows how selfless people can still be.

Always awesome to see the superstars and celebs giving back.

Jade Goody's wedding pic

I threw up a story yesterday about Jade Goody from the British version of Big Brother marrying her boyfriend since she's dying from cancer. Turns out her wedding pic was released shortly after I posted that story, and I finally got a hold of it. So check it out!! It'll be in the next issue of OK! magazine.

Danica Patrick adds fuel to the Jen/Angie fire?

Of all people, Danica Patrick is the celebrity that's adding more ammo to the whole Jennifer Aniston/Angelina Jolie war. For some reason, Danica was talking about actresses who she'd like to see play her in a movie about her life (why that would even happen boggles my mind), but she shot down Jen playing her, saying that she's too old. She said Angie is more of an "age appropriate action star."

Whammy!

Another celebrity wedding in the works?

We just reported that it's looking like Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart could possibly be tying the knot, and it looks like another couple may be joining them. Jake Gyllenhaal was seen shopping at a New York City jewelry store and checking out diamond rings. More importantly, he was taking his time checking out all the rings, apparently hanging around there for 4 hours.

FOUR HOURS looking at rings?! If that ain't love, I dunno what is.

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart tying the knot?!

Are Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart actually taking the plunge into marriage? They took blood tests the other day and were seen picking up some marriage licenses in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

Makes you wonder if he's going to use the whip from Indiana Jones while they're on the honeymoon...

Sienna Miller cheats on Balthazar Getty?

Now, I didn't know it was possible to cheat on your affair where you're banging a guy who is cheating on his wife with you, but leave it to Sienna Miller to make it happen. She was seen leaving the men's bathroom at the Montblanc's/UNICEF dinner. A short fella that had dark, straggly hair followed her out, and they didn't talk to each other the rest of the year.

Bitch can't keep her legs closed!

John Mayer upsets Jen at the Oscars?

They looked happy when they showed up arm-in-arm on the red carpet, but John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston had a brief little argument while at the Vanity Fair party on Oscar Sunday. Jen apparently got upset that she saw John taking pictures with other women, and she was overheard confronting him at the bar.

I guess on the one hand, I can't blame her for being nervous. Brad Pitt really did f*ck her over, but...it's just pictures with people!! Relax a bit, Jenny!

"Twilight" stars dating?

Rumors have been flying around that Twilight co-stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have been dating after meeting on the set of the flick. Turns out they're not. Kristen shot down the rumors, saying that they're just friends and not lovers. She actually has a boyfriend already, 20-year-old actor Michael Angarano.

I suppose it's just as good of a day for the ladies now as it is for the fellas since MEGAN FOX IS SINGLE!!!!! (Sorry, I had to.)

Megan Fox just made me the happiest guy alive

It's a glorious, GLORIOUS day for men (and women) everywhere. Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have decided to call off their engagement and split up after 5 years!! The split was pretty clean and they're deciding to remain friends, which we know totally won't last.

MEGAN FOX IS SINGLE!!!! DRINK AND BE MERRY, FRIENDS!!

Oh, and if one of you fellas tries to ruin my chances with her, I'll gut you like a fish. Okay, maybe that was a little too heavy...

John Legend rips into the New York Post...and MORE!!!

Check out these celebrity polls or the Iron Sheik will make you HUMMMBBBLLLEEEEE!!! (celeb news)

Mickey Rourke thinks you're number one. (smack)

Sharon Stone can't take a good pic unless her legs are spread. (ayyyy)

John Legend hates the New York Post. (POTP)

Dolly Parton gets Jessica Simpson's back! (gabby)

Ben Stiller makes fun of Joaquin Phoenix. For the record, this was hilarious. (bitten)

Wrestler injured at RAW last night?! (wrestling)

Even Nadya Suleman's mother thinks she's a tool

Nadya Suleman is out of control, and everyone knows it. From being uber creepy toward Angelina Jolie, to looking at multi-million dollar houses while her mother just lost her house, she's just getting on everyone's nerves and spending our tax dollars because she's a royal f*cking mess. Apparently, her mom finally had enough and called her out. Check out video of a sit-down argument between Nadya and her mother Angela, posted by our friends at RadarOnline.com.

Click here for the video!

Mel Gibson speaks on reaching out to Britney Spears

Mel Gibson was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and talked about how he reached out to Britney Spears during her train wreck period of life, and touched one exactly why he did it.

Well, she's a nice kid... She was just going through a rough patch, so I figured... you look around and you see kids that, you know, in the industry and poor Heath. I just felt like this poor kid, she's lining up to be stoned. The press was going at her and everything. I just thought, 'I wonder if anyone is actually reaching out to her,' so I just called her and she's doing great now.

It sounds like Mel is taking credit for it, but he's actually not. Later on, he said it had nothing to do with him, and that Britney pulled herself out of it with some help from her papadukes.

"Dirty Quotes" with Amy Winehouse

"Come on kid, let's go get some cocai-- umm...cotton candy."

"Dirty Thoughts" with Matthew McConaughey

"Who needs a chick when you can do it yourself?"

Nicky Hilton makes Citizen's arrest

Homeless people with Internet access, this goes out to you!! DON'T PUSH NICKY HILTON!! Nicky was at an IHOP the other night eating her Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n Fruity when she was pushed to the ground by a homeless man as she was leaving. Normally, Nicky would be lucky that there was a deputy in the restaurant having a coffee break, but Nicky is f*cking badass. She got up and screamed to the guy that she was placing him under Citizen's Arrest, then JOINED the 2 deputies in arresting the guy.

Nicky Hilton FTW!!!!

Dolly Parton gets shafted by Hannah Montana

Aunt Dolly got the shaft!! Dolly Parton makes frequent appearances on Miley Cyrus' show Hannah Montana as Hannah's "Aunt Dolly," but she's not going to be appearing in the Hannah Montana movie that hits theaters on April 10. Dolly, who is actually Miley's real-life Godmother, actually wanted to be in the flick, too.

I'm not in the movie. I wish I had been. I assumed that they were gonna be writing me a part.

Dolly said she was actually approached by the show's producers to appear in the movie, but then they didn't follow through. She said there's no hard feelings though.

Oscars bring couples back together

Aside from bringing joy and recognition to exceptional acting, the Oscars also seem to bring couples back together. Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson are back together, after Evan was overheard saying she was meeting up with Marilyn after the show was over. (Does anyone else find it hilarious that in that couple, the girl has a guy's name, and the guy has a girl's name?) And it turns out Simon Cowell brought his ex Terri Seymour to Elton John's party. They were seen sitting together while watching the show and enjoying a nice dinner.

Good luck to both couples on their second go-around!!

Demi Moore is badass

I'm pretty sure Demi Moore was a man in a previous life, and just ended up carrying over her laid backness and toughness into this life, and just ended up in a really, really hot body. I reported sometime recently that she doesn't care if Ashton checks out other girls (I love the look don't touch rule, don't you?), and apparently she makes badass bodyguard, too. Demi teamed up with Madonna to throw a post-Oscars party, and was acting like security and kept booting out people who weren't invited.

Call me crazy, but I actually think it'd be kinda hot to be tossed around by Demi. Then again, I'm a pretty weird person.

Melanie C gives birth

Sporty Spice has a little sporty bundle of joy. Melanie Chisholm gave birth to her daughter, Scarlet Starr, on Sunday afternoon. An announcement on her official website says that "both Mum and baby are doing fine."

Scarlet is the first child for Mel and her longtime boyfriend, Thomas Starr. This also makes her the final Spice Girl to have a baby. Congrats!!

"Big Brother" star gets married

Jade Goody, who was a stand-out on the Indian version of Big Brother, was diagnosed with terminal cancer while she was on the show. Doctors found the cancer in her womb, then found out it had spread to her bowel and liver. She's pretty much on her last leg, so she decided to tie the knot with her boyfriend Jack Tweed on Sunday.

The wedding went very well and was pretty quick, about 45 minutes. Jade did get very tired at the end of the night, though, and spent all of the next day resting in bed. She allowed tons of British media to cover the wedding, and has also allowed them to cover her final days. She's going to put the money she gets for that in a trust fund for her 2 sons.

Congrats to Jade and Jack, and good luck...

Charles Barkley headed to jail

Charles Barkley was arrested for a DUI on New Year's Eve after he blew through a stop sign and was pulled over. He was in court yesterday and pleaded "responsible" to the offense. He's been sentenced to a whopping 10 days in a jail, which could be reduced to 5 days if he completes an alcohol education program.

5 days? Why have him go at all?

Lacey Schwimmer talks Steve-O...and MORE!!!

What's better than winning an Oscar? Well, aside from pancakes, taking polls about celebrities!! (celeb news)

Rihanna returns from Barbados. (smack)

Sounds like Brad isn't a big fan of Seacrest. (candy)

Mickey Rourke isn't missing a tooth, he just went silver on it. (ayyyy)

Why Mickey Rourke is hilarious. (POTP)

Lacey Schwimmer dishes on doing the tango with Steve-O. (gabby)

Check out the sexily dressed and laughed at the buffoons on the red carpet. (bitten)

The return of WWE Superstars!! (wrestling)