The Jolie-Pitt Crew Adds 2!

2 baby girls :) Angelina supposedly had the twins... according to Entertainment Tonight.... The babies are named Isla Marcheline (after Angelina's late mom) and Amelie Jane (in honor of Brad's mother).

Can't wait to see them :) Hopefully they emerge sooner than Shiloh did! haha


UPDATE: People Magazine is saying she did NOT have the babies yet. So I guess stay tuned? haha But... Angie has apparently made amends with her dad, Jon Voight, and they're back on speaking terms. So that's good news even if we don't have births to announce yet haha

Super Nanny to the Rescue?

The Super Nanny, Jo Frost, has publicly announced that she'd like to offer her services to Miss Britney Spears. In a new interview with Entertainment Tonight, Frost said. "I do believe she loves her children very much and I'd be more than happy to help her."

I think Britney is doing fine, haven't heard anything about her children lately.. the world needs more faith in Brit Brit.

Shaq Attack

He owns the sports world, he's dabbled in the music world and now he might be entering the acting world??? (I know he was in Shazaam but I really don't count that movie... I try to forget it ever happened actually.. haha) Shaq was seen in NYC on the set of WHEN IN ROME - a movie featuring Kristen Bell and Josh Duhamel. Not sure if he was just checking out the scenery or he actually has a cameo of some sort but all eyes were on him... it was hard to miss him!

Random

but I'm only posting this because I've never seen this miserable addict smile...

In case you don't recognize this person when their mouth is sloped upward and open, showing her teeth, it's Kate Moss! Save this to your computer because you'll never see her smile again

President Bush at the Air Force Academy graduation

Yeah, so the President was at the Air Force Academy graduation on Wednesday, and he was acting like someone who just finished a huge binge of Captain's, cocaine, and cookies (I felt the need to put a third "C" in there.) He took some of the most bizarre photos ever, including the chest bump one below.

Check the rest out here, including one where he looks like a horse taking a poop. No, seriously.

Clay Aiken is going to be a father!!!

No, you read that headline right. Clay "I'm totally, absolutely, clearly in the closet" Aiken is going to be a father. To an actual human baby. Born from an actual human woman. With an actual vagina.

The mother is reported to be Jaymes Foster (go figure, Clay Aiken would impregnate a woman with a guy's name), Clay's best friend and producer of several of his albums. She's 50. He's 29.

It's also rumored that she was artificially inseminated. That means no sex, kids. Now that sounds like the Clay Aiken we know and don't love!

The Rock's divorce is final

Finally, The Rock has come back....to singlehood.

Just about one year after announcing his seperation from wife Dany Garcia, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's divorce proceedings are officially finished, and he's back on the market.

According to the agreement, both Dwayne and Dany will put $5,000 every month into a trust fund for their 7-year-old daughter Simone that will be used for private schooling, college, and other expenses. On top of that, Dwayne also has to fork over $22,454 every month in child support.

Let me break it down for us not upper class people. I don't make in a year what the Rock will be spending in a month just on his daughter alone.

For all of you wrestling geeks...

...Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake is making his return to wrestling!!!

The 51-year-old former WWE/WCW wrestler confirmed on his Myspace page that he's heading out to LA for Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling. Anyone need a haircut?

Mariah Carey throws out first pitch at a baseball game

Mariah Carey threw out the first pitch at a Yomiuri Giants baseball game in Tokyo, Japan on Wednesday, and dressed like a hooker to do it.

And that wasn't even the best part. Just check out the pitch.



I wish Stench the Swampmonster would just slug her in the face. Seriously Stench, please?

Michael Jackson's wardrobe...

...sucks. His shirt kinda looks like Hugh Hefner's satin robe.

Nah...couldn't be. The Heff is old, and Michael touches little boys.

Britney's agent Spearing her

See what I did that title? Britney Spears is officially dating her agent, Jason Trawick. Call me crazy, but ever since seeing her horrible-looking, herpes-infested mommy spot, I've lost any and all attraction and desire for Britney.

Kristen Dunst: not an alcoholic, just depressed

E! Online's Mark Malkin caught up with Kirsten Dunst to chat about her latest stint in rehab. Everyone assumed it was for alcohol, but Kirsten set the record straight.

I didn’t go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse, I went there for depression. It was a good six months before I decided to go away. I was struggling, and I had the opportunity to go somewhere and take care of myself. I was fortunate to have the resources to do it. My friends and family thought it was a good idea, too. But I didn't know where to go. My doctor recommended Cirque Lodge.

I can understand why she'd be depressed. No one really cares about her, and the only thing she's done in the last 5 years is make the Spiderman movies. And she has wicked chicken legs.

Pete Wentz advertising on his body?!

Keep it in your pants, girls. It's only a paper plate on his face. And it's priceless.

Hmm...maybe I should advertise dirtydirtdirt.com like that...

Amy Winehouse is down with Donkey Kong

Amy Winehouse signed some little kid's copy of a Donkey Kong game on Tuesday. So not only did she ruin the kid's game, but she probably scarred him for life. I know I would be.

Ashlee and Pete officially announce pregnancy

Amanda reported this already when she posted about Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz wedding, but Ashlee and Pete have officially announced that they are expecting a baby together!

On their website, FriendsOrEnemies.com, the newlyweds posted this message:

While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.

I suppose an official congratulations is in order!

Rachael Ray ad pulled

The latest Dunkin Donuts ad featuring Rachael Ray was pulled because of the scarf she's wearing in it. People are saying it resembles the a headdress worn by Arab men.

No word yet on whether those same people had the sticks removed from their asses or not.

Kim Kardashian Does NOT Look Like This Girl

Ew. What has Kim K ever done to allow this to go on?!?!?!?!

THIS WOMAN thinks she looks like Kim K. And the sad part is, she got away with it... for a little while....claiming to be Kim Kardashian, she got paid to show up at a club in Houston -- then sat in a corner, and did nothing.

Kim is NOT happy...on her official site, she states:

Hi Everyone,

I am angry and disappointed to hear that people are going around a Houston, Texas, nightclub pretending to be me and pretending to work with me, lying and conning my friends and fans.

A man in Houston has been selling tickets and promoting me and my image without my permission - and you know who you are - and taking a look-a-like to clubs pretending to be me, but hiding behind dark sunglasses and curtains - refusing to meet or speak to anyone. THIS IS NOT ME!

The truth is, I was not in Houston this week and have no plans to come to Texas until the end of June.

I am so so sorry that there are bad people in this world who take advantage of you and me, but I promise when I am going to appear somewhere you can check it’s authenticity on my website.

So Houston - I love you and I’m sorry!!!! Please spread the word about these con artists!



Seriously, how did she not even mention that this woman isn't 1/11th as hot as she is... that's what would bother me the most hahahaha just kidding ;) I'd take anybody trying to be me as a huge compliment... hahaha

Carrie Underwood off the market!

It's a sad day for Carrie Underwood fanatics. She's off the market...

...with herself! Carrie said she loves the idea of a boyfriend, but right now she just wants to "be on the road and focus just on" herself. Good for her, bad for me.

The Office Meets The Transformers

Rainn Wilson has signed on for the sequel of Transformers due out in 2009!! For any of you who don't know who this is, it's DWIGHT SCHRUTE from THE OFFICE!!! He's slated to play a college professor in the movie.... Rainn jokingly says, "A professor that turns into a car that turns into a robot." But I don't think its's too farfetched... that totally works for me....

Confirmed: Cook and Caldwell

David Cook IS dating former fellow Idol contestant, Kimberly Caldwell. She appeared in the 2nd season alongside Mr. Ruben Studdard.

How'd the two meet? He appeared on her show on the TV Guide Network and put her on the spot. Cook spewed the following...."I'm just excited because I finally get to talk to you," he told her during an interview Wednesday night on the Idol Tonight show. "I've been hearing you say all these nice things about me all season, So I'm actually going to ask you to dinner right now."

Caldwell accepted, with a hug, telling the camera after Cook left, "I just got asked out on a date."


Hahaha soooo random but they're cute, hope it works :)

Jessica Simpson's Country Debut

Eeeeeeeeeek! It's finally here, I've been waiting a whole year to hear this. haha Jessica Simpson has debuted her new single, Come On Over and i lovvvvve it! She's gone country and I think she's done it well. What do you think???


Click Here For First Listen


Here are some online reviews so far:

Jessica Simpson is releasing a new country album this summer, and the first single 'Come On Over' has hit country radio today. The song is actually good and I was quite surprised. Usually when singers in other genres try to touch country - they don't pull it off, but Jessica seems to have found her niche with this - it's great!

• Source: OnlineMusicBlogs.net

I know, I know -- when I first heard that Jessica Simpson was recording a country album, I almost threw up in my mouth too. But then I listened to "Come On Over," her new single, and...

I really liked it!!

She sounds great, without all the crazy riffs she's best known for, and the song was a totally infectious, flirty country tune.

Kudos Simpson.

• Source: americanidolamericanidol.blogspot.com

Here we have the new single from Ms. Jessica Simpson. She has been hard at work on her new "Country" album!! I think it's good for her to do country as her voice suits it very well and i think what made her want to do this is her hit song "With You". Enjoy!!!

• Source: totoinilation.blogspot.com

Jessica Simpson has gone country! And I like! Jess’ rumored first single is called “Come on Over” and it will appear on the singers first country album. This is a warm sound for her. She is from Texas, can’t get more country than that!

• Source: Neon Limelight





I hope she pulls it off :)

Latest Idol Buzz...

now that the show is over and we don't have performances or judge reviews to talk about... how bout the next best thing?!?! hook-ups!!! Latest rumor says that David Cook is now dating former Idol contestant, Kimberley Caldwell, who hosts the Idol Show on channel 58.

Check out the video, what do you think?


Lying to the paparazzi or telling the truth?

Matthew McConaughey's Brother Gets Own Dose of Fame

He's slated to have his own reality show!!! And even though his brother is supposedly more sexier (always on PEOPLE'S TOP SEXY LIST) and more rich/famous, I think Michael gets my vote for being cooler. Why? Because he's named his second son after his favorite beer... Miller Lyte McConaughey.... best name ever!

Anyways, his show will be debuting in June and comes from the producers of the gripping series Deadliest Catch and Ice Road Truckers, which offer a glimpse into the lives of men with some of the most dangerous jobs in the world. It's called, Black Gold and it takes viewers inside the race to find oil in Texas. And while Michael, also known as Rooster, does not work on an oil rig, he supplies the pipes for the drills, which typically go down 10,000 feet below the earth’s surface!! Insane...

but yeah I prob won't watch the show but I thought that Miller Lyte bit was amazing hahaha

"Harry Potter" teen stabbed and killed

18-year-old Rob Knox, who was slated to play Ravenclaw student Marcus Belby in the new Harry Potter film Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, was stabbed to death outside of a bar in downtown London on Friday night. He died Saturday morning.

The sad part, the stabbing took place after the British teen was sticking up for his little brother over a missing cell phone. A 21-year-old is being held on suspicion of murder.

Is it me, or does he kinda look like David Archuleta?

More Hogan news, this time it's Linda

Linda Hogan is rumored to be dating this 19-year-old fella that cleans her boats.

There's a joke there that I'm not going to even touch, because I already threw up in my mouth.

Brooke Hogan involves in crash, then does dumb stuff

Almost a year after her brother Nick was involved in a huge crash that just sent him to jail to be Guido's b*tch, Brooke Hogan was involved in a crash on the highway. Sadly, it wasn't her fault so I can't rip into her too badly. Not yet, anyway. The car that hit Brooke was speeding and went to change lanes, ended up clipping Brooke, and she ended up hitting the barrier on the left side of the road.

Fast forward to after the crash (she's fine, by the way), where she posted a blog about it on her Myspace page. In the blog, she thanks her brother and his friend John Graziano for saving her life because she remembered to wear her seatbelt. Yeah Brooke, thank your brother who's being double-teamed in a jail cell right now, and his friend that he made a vegetable.

She ended up pulling the blog down a couple of hours after posting it, but either way, I wish someone would hit her in the face with a steel chair.

Jess and Tony back on?

Could it be? Jessica "I don't know the difference between chicken and tuna" Simpson and Tony "I can't throw a football to save my life, and I might actually take it up the bum" Romo are back on?!

They were seen over the weekend eating at N9NE in Dallas, and after her stellar vacation with her parents, Jess was seen wearing a Cowboys hat.

My guess? Tony's still getting himself some action, and Jess is dumb enough to give it up.

Sharon Stone hates China

Sharon Stone was on the red carpet at Cannes this past weekend, and the subject of the Chinese earthquakes came up. Now most celebrities would probably take the time out to talk about how devastating it is and bla bla bla, whatever it takes to make them sound like Mother Teresa (umm...only not dead.) But not Sharon Stone.

Sharon said that she thinks it's a big case of karma, and that since China has done bad things, bad things are happening to them.

Bad things? What bad things? THEY BROUGHT US CRAB RANGOON!!!

Wacko Jacko watches UFC

Michael Jackson put on his best Osama bin Laden costume and hit up the UFC fight in Vegas at the MGM Grand on Saturday night.

Random thought: If he's working on an album and goes on tour, what do you think he'll wear? The guy never shows his face anymore. My bet is he'll wrap himself up in toilet paper like a mummy. (Insert sh*t joke here.)

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson...BFFL? or More?

Lindsay is ALWAYS seen clubbing with Samantha Ronson... they're inseparable... but that's how best friends are... until they kiss?? They always insist they're only friends but this past weekend produced pictures that make them look like they're dating.... what do you think??? Am I the only person who doesn't kiss my best friends on the lips/neck haha??

Jenna Jameson = Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie in 2000: Freaky and Goth. She used to cut her body, talk about having sex in the back of limousines, and swapped spit with her brother. Angelina today: The second-coming of Mother Theresa. Hell, she's the female version of the Pope.

If Angelina can do it, why not former porn star Jenna Jameson? Jenna said that she's going to follow in Angelina's footsteps and stay unmarried, but told US Magazine that her and UFC fighter Tito Ortiz are trying to have kids.

Good for her. I'll admit, I'm going to miss her on those lonely Friday nights, but I'm glad she's trying to clean up her act. Now if she could just...ahem...tighten up some loose ends.

Denise Richards really hates Charlie Sheen

You know how it's obvious that Denise Richards is an attention whore? She'll do anything to get back into the public eye, including going on numerous talk shows and telling America that Charlie Sheen has "prostitute-tranny-infested" sperm.

What?

She also says that Charlie sends her hate-filled text messages wishing that her and her father would get cancer and die from it like her mother did. Wow, how high school of him.

You want my opinion? (Too bad if you don't, you're getting it anyway) -- she's making all this up because Charlie has moved on and is engaged, and has a hit show with Two and a Half Men. You know what Denise's career highlight is? Making out with Neve Campbell, and that's not saying much.

Cook Gets New Chopper

I so want one :( Check out the chopper that David Cook received for winning Idol. Ultra Motorcycle Co. of Temecula, California made it for the new winner. It features a few past Idols on the right of the gas tank and all judges on the back! Hahaha

Lil Bow Wow to Join Entourage

Shad Moss, best known as Bow Wow, has joined the fifth season of Entourage in a recurring role as a stand-up comedian managed by Eric (Kevin Connolly).

He's also been picked to star in PATRIOTS, an upcoming sports drama; which also includes Forest Whitaker. Wonder if it's about the NEW ENGLAND PATS?? :)

Anybody ever catch Bow Wow in ROLL BOUNCE? Haha that movie cracks me up...

Random Break from Celeb News

I really love this song and I think she's a great new artist... Her name is Marie Digby ..... She first came on the scene in 2004 when she won the Pantene Pro-V song contest and then she gained even more attention from her cover of Rihanna's Umbrella. Holler!

George Clooney has a 6-pack?!

WTF?!?!

Britney gives Bally's class the boot

Britney Spears continued her healthy ways when she hit up a Bally's Total Fitness on Wednesday, but also flashed a bit of her Hollywood Biatch side too. There was a class in there before her, and she booted them all out!

Sources say the people in the cardio class were pretty PO'd with Britney's behavior, and with the staff for letting her just end the class on her terms. The staff tried buttering up to their members with free t-shirts and water bottles, and had them literally thrown back at them.

I love Brit's philosophy on life -- arrive, raise hell, leave.

Stone Cold Steve Austin would be proud.

Cameron Diaz Following in Britney's Steps?

and shaving her head?!?!?! I don't think I can get used to this look on her... haha but fortunately, she is wearing a bald cap for her new movie. Sounds sad... it's about a woman who shaves her head because her daughter loses her hair due to cancer... but it's nice to see Cameron smiling and back at work :)

AND YOUR NEW AMERICAN IDOL IS....

DAVID COOK!!! If you missed it, check it out....the moment of truth... sigh, though I am proud of my baby for not crying, he handled it with class and dignity :)

Steven Tyler checks into rehab

The voice of Aerosmith has checked himself into rehab yesterday in Pasadena, CA. The 60-year-old Steven Tyler actually checked himself into the same clinic that Dr. Drew practices it...Las Encinas Hospital.

Makes you wonder if maybe he'll make an appearance on the new season of Celebrity Rehab that's supposed to be coming out. I'm sure it'd help the ratings. Call me crazy, but I just don't think Chyna has what it takes to make the show interesting. Unless she admits she actually has a penis.

TONIGHT: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

We've arrived at our final DAVID VS DAVID destination.... who's gonna take it home??

The finale should be awesome tonight... here's what's planned for tonight:

Insider info states that the finale will include a virtual hologram of Gladys Knight singing "Midnight Train to Georgia" with Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Downey Jr. singing backup as the Pips. That should be amazingly funny if it's true! "Idol" did this last season when Celine Dion sang along with Elvis. Though, not sure why they are attempting this again with a well-and-alive Gladys Knight? She could have just sang in person haha

I also heard that the Jonas Brothers, ZZ Top (haha going old school), Seal, Bryan Adams, One Republic, Jordin Sparks and Carrie Underwood will also perform.

Worst Idol performance of the night

Like last week, in no way is this "worst performance" a horrible performance. Archuleta sang it well, but at the same time, I'm so sick of hearing ballads as the winning song. And it didn't stick in my head like Cook's choice did.

That being said, I'm on Team Archuleta to win tonight. He's a true face of American Idol, plus David Cook would be better suited in a band like Daughtry is. But I think Cook can blow Daughtry out of the water, hands down.

Who is the Next American Idol?

Last night was awesome! I thought both Davids did amazing!! I think the praising that Archuleta got from the judges totally worked in Cook's favor though. Cook fans got nervous and kept calling in. According to dialidol.com, he is favored to take home the title tonight! Who do you think will come up on top?

Who is the Next American Idol?
	David Archuleta
	David Cook
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Best Idol performance from last night

I know this is pretty shocking since it's a song that no one has ever heard before, but Cookie KILLED it with his performance of Dream Big. This song was stuck in my head for 5 mins after he finished, and I think that says something. Plus, I'm sick of the winning song being some puke-worthy ballad.

Your Daily Simpson Sisters Update

First we'll check in with Ash... here's the first public wedding pic! The cover of the new issue of PEOPLE! I was hoping Pete would have a top hat on with a card in it.. if they had an ALICE IN WONDERLAND theme.... but anyways, here it is...



And for Jess, I think her and Tony look pretty dang happy... no?? I still don't buy the break up rumors...

Can't Get Enough of Rock Of Love???

Well I know I can't.. so I am VERY excited to find out that VH1 is letting the rejects from ROCK OF LOVE have their very own CHARM SCHOOL show.

The season will consist of fourteen girls rejected by Michaels. The winner will get $100,000!!! It pays to be a reject huh?!?!

To win, the girls must "learn and grow in areas of etiquette, fashion, manners, and moderation." And the headmaster who will be teaching these girls manners will be Miss Sharon Osbourne!! She "will attempt to strip the girls of their former rebellious and wild ways. And with some help from experts, hopefully transform the girls into fully rockin’ ladies."

I CANT WAIT! HAHAHA

Jessica Alba gets married

Jessica Alba and her boyfriend/baby's daddy Cash Warren ended up tying the knot in a private ceremony yesterday afternoon. The ceremony was actually so private that Jessica didn't even tell her brother about it.

"My sister?! I'm going to have to call her!" was Josh Alba's response. He found out he had a brother-in-law when Us Magazine called him for a comment on the marriage.

Real classy, Jess. I hope your baby is uglier than Michael Jackson.

R. Kelly's court defense is a mole?

R. Kelly's court case finally got underway yesterday, and his big defense in claiming not to be a kiddie-toucher is based on a mole. Sources say the man in the sex tape that is supposed to be R. Kelly doesn't have a mole, but the real R. Kelly does.

Considering he hasn't come out with a hit song since Ignition about 7-8 years ago, it really doesn't matter which way this case goes. He sucks either way.

Topanga in Boston!

Danielle Fishel, better known as TOPANGA from Boy Meets World, was hanging out at McFaddens in Faneuil Hall on Thursday night. Her list of activities included: 1) Getting on the bar and rapping to Flo Rida's Low, 2) Singing along to Miley Cyrus's See You Again, 3) Hitting on me.


The J-A-Double-Dizzle can talk a big game (yes, that's the side of my head).