Baby V wants no babies...and MORE!!

Vanessa Hudgens doesn't want kids. (amygrindhouse)

Senator Chris Dodd has prostate cancer. (VBT)

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush split. (examiner)

Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett Vanity Fair covers. (smack)

Holy Jessica Alba's ass! (bedhead)

I feel bad for Penelope Cruz's feet. (ayyyy)

Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini pics. (POTP)

Joan Rivers -- murderer! (gabby)

Sienna Miller shows Regis and Kelly her ta-tas. (bitten)

Next week's RAW Guest Host! (wrestling)